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College Notes. LITERARY AND PERSON AL. Daisyiteap, while laboring under a temporary aberration of mind, caused by a rash attcmpt to scan a pile of Mr. Wilt Whatman’s poetry (without the use of broud-axe) serzed a razor shaved himself from « which he caught in ¢ tled on his chest, h the lid with Pror. nisequence having set- was obliged to raise a crow-bar, st was descending from _to the floor yesterday morning, h a serious accident, 1 good humor of the cident, so serious at the time of oon Tau tw nial wit that the meeting, ata was reus Weriske next 1 Prog to the Review that » will contribute an article + of the No-quarterly 1 which he will andertake to prove carboniferous era preceded the What he mainly relies on ablish this novel theory is (1) the well- fact that the carboniferous critics wers seem to have been ignorant of and even the existence of the e-on-Avon; (2) that the : hian eral of the harmonious coal measures can traced in the smooth versification of Rare John Benson, a ) that what all the scientists have hitherto taken for the re- me of Queen Be Iden tresses are nothing but the Old Red Sandstone crop- ping up here and there through the coal ret to have to state that Mr. 3——,"a member of the Sophomore woked and outra- thy President ye as he was passing out of the ther of course, much ‘or Mr. BH on account . the general senti- host unp nour Ww chapel. sympathy fe of this unfortunate hing like a freshman | but such is the | doctor | ment i the P s not greatly to | be blamed, s there is not riicle of lence to show that he harbored any in- ion of being aulted, He Wanted a Room on the Religious Side of the House. A TALL, fine-looking gentleman arrived at one of the leadin wy after- noon. He registered, and as the clerk was looking over the room board and the were lookin the gentleman's e add I wish, if you please, that in assigning me to a room you would use some discretion, and f possible, on the religious sic house, immered a little, looked at pin, rang two or three bells coughed, fambled a blotter on the desk, and said he hot quite under- stand what the gentleman was driving at. “Well, my dear sir, the last time I here you gave me a room on the wordly side of the hou Tobe frank with you, I think port ba: his diamond nervously, was 1 was put between two—well, two poker par- | i nothing all night but the rattle of poker chips. If you havea religious | Je of the house, just give me a cot there, memen poker will take the place of . Lam not one of that kind. Roches- ter Democrat, | had come | for five year THE JUDGE. ~ Ducking a Bloodhound. As the boat was loadi Natchez, we saw a big bloodhound com the street, walk aboard the wharf- stretch out in the sun for anap. ‘Th at once turned. w , and. then this one in particular. ‘That dog,” said one of the would no doubt kill any 1. This was followed by various ito the strength and feroci nt, and talk upon passengers, man whom he urns in re- y of blood- houne then another passenger put in “Tilgive any man a dozen good cigars who will go out there and wake that dog up and pat him on the head.” A dozen cigars!” echoed another, “why man, E would and rouse him up for a ten-dollar bill.” “Humph,” sneered a man who sat with his feet on the rail a little ways off, and who board as we landed, “Maybe you want to wake up that hotly r arked the 810 man. I think I could, “You do, eh “Til bet you $20 [dare fling him into the t zo out there Done quicker than greased felt for his money was ‘Don ” shouted the other as hi din a minute or two t to walk d and fl nw, then, you are seize him by the collar, jown there, y him into » walked. tion, he Without betraying the least went down the plank, marehed up to the dog, and, taking him by | the collar, drew hi eahee and dumped him off. “The dog made no resistance, and speedily swam around to the bank, and trotted off up the street We all felt completely tened ou an after the stakes had been given up and t winner had disappeared, I went over to the pilot, whose face wore a by and asker “Did you see it?” “Didn't the dog have any “Heaps of it. “But if you had owned him dl had played this same enhe . he wouldn't Detroit Free Press game fifty tines « you, eithe All Doubts Dispelled. ur inquiring students of ornithol- “When will the robins n in? inform the young lady. that are now nesting in the jail for house breakin ‘To another who desires to know when the swallows homeward fly, our marine reporter, the canal being closed, says he was in the ‘Towsley House barroom last Saturday ning and saw fifty swallows homeward fly inside of thirty minu ten cents ¢ eves To another who asks: Who seeth the spar- can you not tell me the ¢ | row’s fall? we would say that on the fe of your when speaking those wor corners to-day one fell from a tree and au » lookt Ine | ‘Thomas eat saw his fallat once and in two derly, ‘1 do not know what they mear | minutes it was stowed away in the place where fiddle strings abound— Waterloo Ob-| No, Angie, the doors of the United State serests | Treasury are not fastened by political bolts. — Tue Associated Press despatches annou Marathon Independant. the startling information that Pre ue Washington Monument is said to be Arthur still takes soup with a spoon. only one sixty-fourth of an inch out of plat must all wait until he attempts to ts | ‘This is in accordance with the eternal fitness with a fork before we decide upon the oficial | of things. persons got plums out of career of this gentleman.—<Ark. Traveler, | Washington’s administration.—Loston Star. || i =— = —— = ul 13 An Amateur Joke. *Wuy is a—er—er,” humorist to seve iser—er Oh, wane to—” said an J of his compani pshaw, what is the amateur as; why word | * exclaimed cried another now, fell liference™ ak your head, a rea hall “Oh, hold on, i W H er—er—Confound think of that we “Give us a res chorus. © friend, at is etw nge n’t ¢ from his friends in “Oh, now I have it,” exclaimed the ama- teur humorist, brightening up. “Why isa woolen thread like er—er— Oh, yes, i oft,” fellow that’s licke Because it feels “No, May said one, its been having a ause they are both ready ventured a third, ‘Perhaps it's ymething,” | eit up. Why cried ull his friends at « ecas¢ er—cr—er—oh, bless that Because it’s er—er— I have because it is worsted ‘Well, if that wasn't the sickest, worst ‘pun yarn Lever heard,” exclaimed one of the friends after a moment's of aston- ishment, and then they all fell toand wooled him | “Au Revoir.” ‘Wity are yon so sad when speaking those word | oO answer, The vesper chimes of the thedra away came stealing over the h ic to the w rd, and as their to: and solemn and faint— fall upon Caroline's port ear, Jasper feels a shudder pass over | : intensely rel udden instinet of third base he rese of hers f “Listen, —sweet 1, and with the a man who has played slves to turn this reverence | things spiritual to he says, in whispered tone per ho the faithful to wor ately tells be saved. The chimes are « Jone who delil Vat this time can never ow this Caroline, do you | cho Youk * murmurs the And would you pe he voice is fain ure yourself?” ud low. ays, “why you were “Au revoir’ tome a little Phen tell me,” hi sad when saying ¢ instant she looks up at him, her white as if the hand of hen she whispered face a comicbooks.com