Judge — April 12, 1884 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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( Uy Ci QZ ‘ Pl i Z Le Roi S'Amuse. Winttase TL Vaxpenmur, by the grace of his father’s brains and his own inherited million and Wall » railroads royal soul vexed within him, recently s distraction, Our contemporaries, in relat- ing the circumstanc dwell upon the by King Vande whether vexed or for a million- aire’s soul is proverbially a very small thing, and among the sweep and turmoil of passing trains, and the hurly burly of Wall street, i nt very readily be lost without anyone g it but the devil, who is popularly redited with a sharp scent for sidered trifles as millionaires whether Satan would find himself much enriched by the acquisition, may well be vbted. At any rate, King Vanderbilt, finding bis soul vexed within him, searched the ancient history to find what anodyne resorted to by the kings of old when in a similar predicament, Saul, he used to have David play on the harp; t then Saul did not Metropolitan Opera House speaking aintance with Christine } sson, music was played out; King Vanderbilt’s soul was ill-attuned to music, and though he might have had an obligato performed by the steam whistles of rae a thousand I music appeared « ing the bill. It is p two hundred So the royal sufferer, tying for, sought the aid Pastor. ‘This, then, king was in the parlor counting out his money, bride in the divorce court suing his sister's sonny ; The hoarded charms that day countless millions had Jost their Up ste; Ww aid King Vanderdilt, said com- our majesty shall. be obliged,” Pastor, and forthwith he sang h iealest comic song. The gloom on the monarch’s brain only deepened. “Will not your majesty deign to langh?” nd forthwith he sum- ompany and enacted a ree in the royal presence. . features relaxed. 1 to break into a fat Memories chased was am in the Irish br of the perform- The guttural ts of fatherland fell soothingly upon his ear. The charm was wrought. woot wae! HA “Approach!” he said, and ‘Tony Pastor bounded on the dais and bowed low at the very steps of the throne. Claim what reward thou wilt, to the half "said the royal what-d’ve- md then from ently fell into ‘LT " in hy Wall ‘Tony Pa before the ch He paused a tinguished ar t to give orders for t erection of a new and sumptuous t] and then, hurrying on to Wall street, sold CC. and 1. C, (coffee, cakes cream) short and [. C. has | ever since. But the en Anyhow, Vanderbilt future is assured—with a copper. steadily rising < not vet 1 ‘Ton “Wity,” asked fessor Miller, ** ood name of more value than And the smart bad boy at the here ned it was much rarer. Ife was inarked Hawkeye. isa ot of the it ten plus. class said was beca comicbooks.com