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lily into his own faction, need sur- none who are acquainted with Mr. terson and his political methods. Me: while in Mr. Carlisle’s speech we find the first ‘little rift within the lute” of the De- moeratic party, “which by-and-bye may make its music mute.” NOT A DANGEROUS PAYNE. Mr. Save. J. TILDEN, by the grace of Watterson leader of his party, and pc of the typical 1, has recently manifested severe Whether he will be t of his party with ayneful condition remains to > of and Greystone will do much to secure reco There is a fecling abroad, and it is very prevalent among the Democrats, that Mr. ‘Tilden was unjustly deprived of his rights in that 1 of the people, and that nobody wanted Hayes. Certainly Hayes arded asa man whom child- likely to ery for, and. the idea is that if Tilden was de- frauded in ’76, something should be done to make it up to him in ‘84. Wherefore, if Mr. Iden is disinclined to himself, which has not yet been demonstrated, or in his own right Demo- cratic. bi ptoms of | »le to infect the r pathy for his yhe. ym but the support of the sa jramerey nition for his prote he was the cho: an y be ren would be Democratic his wishes will certainly receive at least re- spectful consideration from his party, not only on sentimental grounds but in deference to the world renowned and potent bar’l. Extracts from the Charitable Mrs. Shuttlecock’s Note-Book. Monday.—I awoke this morning with rible pain in the little toe of my left foot, and a horrible cold sore on my upper lip. Told Eliphalet I thought I must have malaria, and ut first felt half inclined to take my breakfast in bed. But when I thought of the numerous charitable organizations to which I belong, and of the multitudinous philanthrop 3 it behoved me to per- form, I said to myself, “Go to the ant, thon sluggard, consider her wi and be wise.” ‘Then I arose, and, while polishing my fin- ger nails, ran my eve over the programme for the day, which IT had made out the night before and fastened to the side of the mirror. First, there was the sewing poor women at ten o'clock, after which I must visit the home for respectable spinsters, and in the afternoon there was the annual dinner of the Psoriosis club. I was thinking over my lecture to the sew- ing women, of the moral remarks I should make to the spinsters, and wondering what I'd best wear to the dinner, when Eliphalet informed me that he couldn’t find a shirt with the proper number of buttons, nor a pair of socks without holes. I certainly never saw suc! man as he is. I told him that life was too short and time too precious for a woman of my mental pacity to waste it sewing on shirt buttons and darning stocking He began one, of his long harangues by saying that charity began at home, but 1 left him in the midst of his dissertation and aworldly-minded nter the lists’ Ba 7 1c SCARVIN Rae), A ary wi VEER) IBALL GONE Se ARE Z wae ) [hav serv! gaara gcoun™ <> Teaaenen By ii riveer LO! THE POOR ALDERMAN, proceeded to the dinin the children quarreling breakfast. vom, where | found s usual over their I gave them a good scoldin, sent the nurse up stairs to loc thimble set with rubies and should require it at the sewin little Adeline commenced to ery becau Antoinette had left her, so I felt compelled to box the child’s ¢: When Eliphalet great deal of noise and confusion, as he commenced his customary growl about weak coffee and cold victuals,” peared with the thimble, I seized it : ran up stairs for my bonnet, leaving let and the children to have the fight out among themselves. ‘Then I started off to fulfill my round of duties, To night I am efforts at the dinner any note of my impr The children are in the nursery for my pphirc ame down there was a just too exhausted with my nd elsewhere to make ons during the day. aking a terrible racket nd T don’t sce why Eliphalet doesn’t make some effort to preserve disc pline in the family. Tuesday.—Vhe ignorance of the women at the sewing class is really most deplorable. There wasn’t one there yesterday that had ever even heard of the Kensin and I don’t believe any of them could ou line the simplest Kate Greenaway figure. I finally set them at work doing initials in cross stitch, but they didn’t seem to grasp the idea of even that simple accomplishment. Mrs, —— one of the directors, came around inspectin aid, as most of the women hadn’t sufficient clothing to keep themselves warm, they would be much better employed in making for themselves calico dresses or canton flannel underclothing. Ishall hand in my resignation at once. 1 consider Mrs. iilty of gross imperti- nence. / don’t know how to make under- clothes, so how can poor women be expected to do what I can’t do myself. The Psoriosis dinner was splendid, 1 wore garnet velvet embellished with pink atin (an imported dress), and T made an extemporaneous little speech that all the ladies applanded. I had to postpone my visit to the Respectable Spinsters, in order to get time to dress for the dint I came home | all ina glow over the success of my speech but when [told Eliphalet of it, he turn up his nose and said * Bosh! Wedursday.—1 started off tourof inspection among the dr: sstores. I was one of a committee to tain if the present arrangement of the back hair, as worn by shop girls, was conducive to their moral and physical welfare. Visited thirty-nine stores and conversed or attempted to converse with one hundred and eleven women, This undertaking would have been most arduous if the girls had taken time to reply politely to my interrogations. A few, who thought | had come tu make purchases, were civil, until they discovered my mission; then their conduct became most reprehensible. However, I was able to discover that no two wore their hair in precisely the same way, and that those who exhibited the greatest abundance of false hair looked the best, from which I that false hair is more con- ducive to the physical and moral welfare of shop girls than hair that is not false. This theory, it is to be hoped, will serve to advance the interests of the hair-growing community in different parts of the world. to-day on a Very Discouraging. Is old Bleckham dead 4 editor of the local news “No. [was just around there, and he was still living, but was very low—expected to die at any moment * Yes, that’s just our luck. until ked the He'll live on ter our paper is issued and then he'll die, and the morning papers will get the news first. I feel like swearing.”"—Aentucky State Journal . Suspay School Teacher. lesson taught us Little Boy—* That we must shun evil Teacher—But we are told that money the root of all evil wowhat farther does the lesson teach Little Boy That we must shun the evil and grab the root.”—Pittshurg Chronicle- Telegraph. “What h sour ey is comicbooks.com