Judge — March 15, 1884 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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RINEOUT & CO., 10 Barclay st., N. ¥, TGENTS Pit Your Own Cards Lats tore RUPTURE RELIECED and CURED without the injury Trusses Inflt, b N'S method. calway, New York Mia Booie wth photoxra pe pad casea, before and after care, mailed for io ceuts, | test of the fight. jas | of un excl THE JUDGE. Tri is better to bo a private detective than a public thief.—New Orleans Picayune. JAPAN weapon ‘These soldiers carry n the hot- © pr Josern Coon’s wife has gone a-lecturing. She means to convince the world that Jo doesn’t do all the jawing at home. —Burling- | ton Free Press. No, Lo isn’t a candidate for president, but if there is anything in the world he can do to secure the nomination, please let him know.—Bloomington Eye. A noy at Bridgeport, C skater dog, and other additions to the con- nees of the city will be made as rapidly re needed.—Hartfurd Post. +» owns a roller- AN experienced man of Plattsbittg says, “Tf there is one time more than another when a woman should be left entirely alone, it is when a line full of clothes comes down in the mud,”—Rome Sentinel. Ay English nobleman now travelling in the West has offered his heart and hand to ant-girl. Perhaps he knows what 8 servant-girls get in this country, and after her money.— Philadelphia Call. -ConGressMas Murci, E once green- ‘ker of M : ne, then saloon-keeper of Bos ton, is now in Washington looking for a clerkship. Office holding ruined a good stone mason in this case.—Hartford Post. Sd NEVER leave your clothes on the line all night,” remarks the household department ange. ‘That is certainly good advice, especially when you are not sure of the polities and religion of your neighbors. — Philadelphia Call. Tue tli that the the C story comes from Russia ts have been putting water in vhiskey. Now this is a mistake. If they resort to such despicable expedients as that, they'll lose the sympathy of the world.— Boston Post. said the English nobleman, ‘I va ited with Newport. Why, there were two other earls there when I arrived and I didn’t begin to monopolize all the at- tention, America is becoming too overrun by noblemen. om Post. A MAGAZINE writer declares that William ‘Tell never shot an apple off his head. Next thing we know some dreadful iconoclast will come along and try to prove that Rip Van Winkle never took’a twenty years’ nup on the Castkill Mountains.—Norr. Herald. A TALL, gaunt, fearfully ugly southern girl is said to possess such wonderful mes- meric power that no person is able to break the influence, but all are compelled to obey her until she voluntarily wakes them from the spell. Let us pray that she won’t become a book agent.—Philadelphia Call, Eveny account of a western cyclone tells us that “the buildings were blown down like card houses.” As far as our observation extends, card houses, thanks to the sleepy vigilance of the police, are the most sub- stantial houses in the land.—Boston Tran- script. In Lowell, on the business streets, the stores are arranged with some regard to Rib the object being to bring traders that depend upon cach other into contiguity, and this is most happily effected, ~ For instance, on one street, a liquor store, a coffin shop and a grave-stone manufactory all join cach other.—Somerville Journal. Louisville Courier-Journal, | FIVE DOLLARS YOU CAN BUY A WHOLE, IMPERIAL AUSTRIAN VIENNA CITY GOVERNMENT BOND Whiet bonds are teu overnment, FOUR" TIMES, ANNUALLY, | watt eae THE THREE HIGHEST PREMIUMS AMOUNT TO 200,000 FLORINS, 50,000 FLORIN 30,000 FLORIN. kes place on the IL, 1884, st.,cor. Broadway, N. 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