Judge — February 23, 1884 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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A Quarantine Against Missionaries. sueral rule youn paused | * said the red-nosed man in wdi appointed tone, ‘and my case is particularly a hard one.” “Tf there ny good should have 1 will consider the mat- the superintendent,“ Are you in out of a job, anything of that kind? explained red-n was a ionary to Japan, but now the ne d that they have discovered trichinosis sionaries and they won't let us into their ports any more. ‘Th s ruined my business and [am bankrupt On the next train there was man who showed the biggest pa over that road or its leased branches Traveler's Magazine. on why you the a red-nosed ever issued Drake's The Connecticut Girl. “Witere are you going, Mary?” Across the street with Nellie BI Are you sure there are no str acters lurking around? “Thave ed out of all the windows and © any one except, of course, the tectives.” Have you notified them that you wished char- and they promised to be on the “You have your revolver and bowie-knife ive rattle in your pockets, of cou «Yes, ma.” “Well you may go, but don’t stay long, rit looks like rain and your eartridg might get damp.”"—Chicago Eye. ion is overcrowded. — Louisville Courier ‘Tue medical pro! Also the cemeteric Journal. Cincus Manager. ready now for gettin sand handbills except your 1 phant Keeper—* M ireus Manas ger that to me yet. »phant Keeper— that it is Don is “Well, everything Yes; you have not given De ‘Oh! that will never That was your name last year, and, ou-were killed by the el St. Louis.”—Philadelphia do. you rememb« nts last fal ‘all. Wuey a young man marries for money he is obliged t repeat the marriage ceremony ul bundred times before he can, without to th richer, for poorer? "— You- kers Statesman, | takes the I You know very well | Ir is becoming almost a daily incident for some woman to sue for support a man who swears he was never married to her. — Here- after no marria nony will be complete ntil the officiating clergyman has branded with a hot iron the date of the ceremony and the maiden name of the wife on the back of the groom.—Chicago Telegram. are now only four of the old s n First left at the Hotel des Their respective The olde about the nt, Invalides in 92 es are f these | grounds when the nd insists that he is looking for He probably looks upon the man of 92 usa tere miserable boy.—Boston Post. can be i T ALMAGE assures ‘* “Boy Pre che er” n that of the 200 converts he made at the Brooklyn Tabernacle every one has remained constant. I ison should label all his work ** warrantec ter this. — Hartford Post. “Unsere, when its, sis sings in the choir why does she g the tenors moust Oh, don’t bother me, sonny! I supy have vo do it to. Mill ont if they're in tune Yonkers Gazelle, Stepent Wh (to Parker House barber) — t! twenty cents for a shave! Why 1 wved twice in Cambridge for twenty cents.” Barber (consolingly)—* Oh, well, sir, ten centsa year ain't much of a saving.” Harvard Lampoon. A PHILosoPuICAL contemporary requests us not to despise small things, but what are you going to do in the case of the fellow who runs his hands up over your vest front and ur upper wateh pocket? bek land Courier. “Tsnovnn be glad to hear you sing some was studying’ music, lighted. T have th will sing it for you.” ‘Some Da: other day when [ Musical Record. AN Idaho from a dang near the man who has just recove rous illness says that he was es of death he could hear the harps of the New Jerusalem. How could mistake the roaring of flames for the twanging of harps is a conundrum with which his friends are yet wrestling.—Bis- marck Tribune, Frep Dovctass first met his new wife n she was six years old. She refused to her future husband, and only submitted fear of a threatened whipping. ‘The al of this would seem to be that little girls run a great risk in refusing to kiss tlemen. ‘They may have to marry jay.—Boston Transcript, Persons sometimes get answers they don’t expect, even from childre of them was questioni about the man who fell > way from Jort Bringing the story to ‘ow, why did the’ prie pass by on the other side dV out his hand, “Well, my boy, priest on the other sid lad, “because the man was already robbed.” —Erchange. . Levite holar hi why did t Os a recent slippery m and corpulent citizen efully picking his way down the street, when he noticed a small boy with two front teeth gone, indus- triously sprinkling ashes on the The elderly citizen’s heart bound id his eyes glistehed, With a muttered word of approval he impulsively pulled off his glove and shot his hand deep down into his ‘The boy saw the movement, heard the jin ofsilver, and smiled e: xpectantly. The citizen recovered his hi » looked fixedly at the boy, fitted the lingerin: of tobacco into his mouth, on, while the boy sat down on the hard, ¢ sidewalk with a dull 1 passionless thud. It is things like thes at cover our oceans and creeks with boy pirates.—Rockland C rier-Gazelte. ing an elderly Why Some Men Wed. If man could ve a tl When half his life He might, by st A fortune have at sand vears, vad passed economy, assed, Then, having gained some common sense, And knowledge, too, of life; it is, man hasn’t time ven pay his debts And weds to be aequair The woman whom he ptr wit Free DPrena, The Inquisitive Boy. ALMost every father knows quisitive boy, and. fre y to wish his boys were A North Till father began shaving himself in the presence of his four-year-old hopeful. ‘The boy com menced and kept on, with a result som t as follows: “What you d bout the in- hat you shavi “Lo get my face ¢ “The hair that grows on my face.” ‘What hair that j “My whiske “What are whiskers, pay “ Hair that grows on the fac “ What does the whisker hair grow on the ace for?” “Tdon't know.” “Why don’t you know why w on the fac Becau ‘The interview « tion. grows on your face? ker hairs me toa sudden termina- und flowing blood was the » sudden departure of Young America in his mother’s arms as an incident.—Des Moines Mail. Health Topic. Litrie Dor had just past the ordeal of vaccination. Looking at her inflamed arm, iously queried n’t_have to be baptized —The Hoosie now, will 1? ‘Tue other night in the grocery store they were talking about the unhealthfulne the various occupations of man, - * Well said the man on the s the vocation f postin person’s healt im any other Tan think of.” ** Why s sked the man on the mackerel barrel 1 cause,” answered the man on the soap box, I am fifty-nine I have never ing on account of poor health, — Middletown Transcript. Litre New. blind Ma anothet Little “Mamma, what is color Inability to tell one color from “Then I dess the phy is color blind a—* And why, my pet? Little Nell T > he's ¢ painted yellow.” —Philadelphia Call, A mMosxumeNT to Wendell Phillips is ready talked of in Boston. — Lucky. th: won't bealive pean it when it is erect —Hartford Post. man dat comicbooks.com