Judge — February 23, 1884 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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| { | A NEW EXC «Not ‘toxicated my dear, only been drinkiw some Her Warm Revenge. S THE ear stoppe the opera house ng, several men got in. A lady was seated at the front end. She had wrap, a bonnet which covered onls inches of her head, kid gloves, and only a hit of lace at her neck. ‘The car windows were iced over, and every breath spun out half way ear, “Tan Taint nigh frozen of the ni * said one g beaver overcoat and fur- the cold so in my life!” r, whe othing must have shed thirty pound Bet you ten to one I’ve frozen my ears!” > lifted off a heavy mufller fr were two other men, € warm they stamped their fect and and declared that they t there calm and_ serene as warm as toast. She saw the at rand wo marrow in her bone but she was not disturbed settled back with a shiver and sked: 1 gentlemen please enough in here to fry Detroit Free Press. Morro ror Boston.— Ubi bean, ihi patria. StRance, that a lead pencil always has to be driven. ‘Tue: chemist is the wittiest of men—he is always ready with a ret McGlory’s * table” beer. A Sympathetic Lawyer. “ILAvE you ever been in pr ked a badgering Inwyer ofa modeet wilness whom he was trying to bully. ‘The witness did not answer. “Come now, speak uy Tave you ever been in. pri to the floor. “T thonght When and wh you in prison? witness hesita “Own up now; no dodging,” said the lawyer. “Tell me, now, where were you in prison? Pein —in—in ** Don’t stammer, sir. me the prison.” “Tn—in A moments } ‘Then the law Out with it! Tell 3 if a pistol m, while the tears came to y Then, jumping forward, he clasped arms around the witness's neck, and simed “My G Iwas there myself! "—/nter- Ocean. Arter pure reading matter — Anthony Comstock. ‘Tar Department of the Interior—the cu- linary department. Oscar Witpe has now become a drug in the market. If properly compounded, what would be his medical properties? Anasthe- Value of Human Life. Thion depot To! ud ferry ‘slip would have been run down by one the numerous switch locomotive: not a man at work in the flour sheds him and pulled him off the track. greatly confused and shaken up for a moment, but after he had taken a seat on the platform and gotten his breath, he | called out: My man, that was nobly done! Texpect you can make use of 85,000 in cash?” ~# Well, perhaps.” he stranger breathed heavily, rubbed his d after a minute continued es, I feel just like making youa present nd dollars,” a painful reduction from the first » but it wasn’t for the flour-roller to find fault. He brushed away at the stran- ger’s hat to get the dust off, and as he handed it over, he inform ‘Lthink you would know where to put 8100 if sou had it, eh? “*T want nothing sir. ger and I pulled you But I shall insist upon your accepting mething. You certainly my life, and I shouldn’t begrudg: : Ile got out his wallet, which was crowded full of bills, and as he handled them over he re marked: dollars would buy your wife a dress, he wore it you could think You were in dan- The Dill out but iF and after a minute spent in some mental cal- culation the stranger all at once handed out 82 bill with the observation + my man, t you a new hat, and rest assured, [ shall ever'be grateful to you.” Phen it was seen that the laborer was painfully embarrassed, — He shifted from one leg to the other, looked up and down the shed, and when asked the trouble he replied: “Please sir, but havn't you any small change about you? T think a quarter would would be plenty of reward for savin; life. quickly replaced, ring the rail- ompany pays you for the ti g me around, maybe th Here it is, and 1 hope you will T gnc but if you happe r 1 look for a half a dalla at least.”"—Delroit. Free Press. Wirtat is the sh: kiss? Elliptical. Morro ror CINCINNATIL—Eat hog genus omne. Wut sort of rooms make the best sance? Mushrooms, - Tue likeliest place for finding nest” would doubtless be in a mare's Warar do you say when yon tell a horse to hold its tongue? ‘Three words: * Don’t say Ir speech is really “the picture of the mind,” what a sad lot of mental chromos there are, to be suri Care will kill a cat, says the proverb. We think the proverb li The world is full of care, but the cats s a comicbooks.com