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A Leap Year Episode. Can I for: Tn eighteen cig When Nellie cam tappit vening, that winter night ty-four, charming little sprite, ut the door miss,” 1 blushing said, For in my heart 1 knew — And know my pretty head— That Nellie came to woo, red hand and fell r knees, know I love you well, pand, please? Lever be pwn upo And eried: So be my hn And the A tender wi Abt what delight it wa That Nellie tome ame tow ed lace my shoes and darn ms 1imend my shirts, she said, 9 bed the fires and feteh the coal ‘1 split the kindling, too— o’erwhelmed her soul me to Woo, gave no check twined her arms And toyed with my moustache And then she pleaded for a kiss, While I—what could [do But coyly y that bliss When Nellie came to woot round my neck Ld my ed, and proudly wear ous diamond rin And I shall wed my lover fair Some time in gentle pri And so, forsooth, would you, If you but loved so fond as 1, And Nellie came to woo. ne Field, in Chicago News. A Specimen New York Newspaper “Interview.” Specially reported for Tae Jepar. An up-town hote mediately incoming Tine. —Im- after landing passengers from Suropean steamer. Dramatis Prrson.%.—Mr, Celebrity (a well known lecturer on_ politic omy who has been duly heralded by cable at the ex- of his ‘‘manager”); Mr. C's wife; Buttonholer, the gentlemanly and clever for t interviewer of the N. al smirk, note book profes. Vand), celebrity from London 1 presume ; y). ‘The same, si can I do for you? pencil in ou had a pleasant ve Mr. Celebrity? “Iam the foreign-gnest. re- porter of the Daily Tittle Tattle, which 1 presume you heard of at the other side, and my mission is to interview you in regard to. the past, present and future of your illustri- ous career which is already familiar to our host of readers. (The Tittle Tattle has about 500 city and an equal provincial cireulation—managing to exist, heaven and its managers alone know how.) y | ducing him to them. He James J. Coogan. Jaurs J. Coogan is a man whom our readers will be glad to know, erefore Tue Jeper takes much pleasure in int kes fi dls, He is as good ; some is that handsome does—therefore he is popular. For the rest, Mr. B. (interrupting, as if he had already L point in his programme)—W hat snow, Mr. C.2 Where were you deriv sie t to our read answered to) Mr duly noted. the to unwind his pro- may be y born? interviewer gramme.) (looking. at inquiringly, with the air ofa 1 jonal) seasick on the v our sensations? the only one of beth who had experienced sea-sickniess, here intervenes and volubly explains her ¢ which is faithfully noted for publication). Mr. BL Wh: your intentions durin, your proposed stay in’ this country, Mr.C.? Mr. C. I intend to st ‘e until Treturn, and to deliver my celebrated lecture on my favorite subject of politi economy in the ies of the Union, I shall study dd comment on the same Talso intend to criticise the die and, when I return. manners and methods of your people in a | to be heard in her own defense he is in the furniture trade for business, and more or less in polities for pleasure. It was in contemplation not long ayo to nominate hint for the m wid indeed hh been mentione prominent offic char ommereial and poli “white man.” volume of “ Notes” tot well known London publisher, Mr. BL What your impressions of far, ° ner jt (iot seemingly noticing the absurd- ity of the query s mission is to make nioney, and he afford to ike newspaper enem So far, my im- America and her people are quite nd I hope we will like one another urther acquaintance. Mr. 1. Will Mrs. C. accompany your travels thro s much will depend upon Tam not (Ment c heard of the attractiveness of American women, and it may not be convenient at all times to have Mrs. C. proximate—think I'll leave her in New York. with the instinetive- ness of her sex, divines the unspoken pur- pose of her liege lord and make: Mrs. Which is sup- comicbooks.com