Judge — February 9, 1884 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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swallow him. ing rock, re unbuttoned his collar, pulled wiped off his and waited to git in wximity down his ve fur de whale t hit fur de diwir dat de wh » patch cams But we ar my brudde dat whale did at de Chicas whale at like unto un a purty picular eavity. y swallowed Gincral Grant onvenshun? [it war a De whale’s body am hit am big inde middle p: ab commen swallow de whale he went down all O. K, middle, and den hit war so Jere was an awful rumpus p in dem waters. it war far awhile nip and tuck whedder de whale should keep on down into Jonal and den swallow his accrostic. ger held ‘im breif and gib a mity strain lown went de whale tll he cuin to | vled in Jonah’s teef le, but, ‘nigger fur ah’s tecf pulled out, and hale into Jonah’s belly wid Dat nigger war den a whale ; ar suddenly meta- and when Je ced to down went de a hawfal slus t big fat on my brudderin, to tell you dat Jonah bu his west buttons, as you know he must'y De most ‘markable part ob dis story am dat the whale immigrated roun in de insides ob Jonah for free days, and den made him so So THE JUDGE. ick at'de stumick dat he slipped out'n de door and puked him up. Wh e whale no one knows. Hit a prisin dat the great animal fence nom. didn’t ketch him. Wher onten J he slunk back to size, Bed Jeremiah Jones will pass roun de ha The Novel Bull. \ Urssox IN NATERAL mstony. Listes— Amelia we a (the heroine always w walking throngh th Orlando, When they reach field (crafty animal that bull— them get to the middle of the field) “a bull shows himself, and bello “Walk quietly to th Vil take off his attention,” (w the novel bull will allow hy © be taken off). icra slior wards the gat Orland ly une red shawl a red shawl) is prdant meadows with. says Orlando, ation, 4 ving the Bullstares as if he hard- rangement, finally does a nid trots forward. Orlando shawl Bull. stops, main trots More shout- cof shawl, more staring and trotting. : By this time Amelia has reached the gate. Bull being satisfied about this, makes his rush. ido. performs astonishing feats with stones a steadily retreating, finally with all the skill of a matador blinds bull with shawl and escap The father of Xmelia, his study window, Amelia and so on, aving seen all from descends, and places hand in Orlando's, blesses them, Same old story. nderful how, eS k 4 Poca Sometimes it is pitehforks and he me thin ied by laborers with but it comes to exactly in the end, the bull foiled, ppy. attributes of the novel bull staniping. lashing himself with his ging upthe turf with his horns, good nature and forbears points with him, for h ally hurts the lady, he is only in ul study of the novel bull has assured me of the fact, that he never makes his rush till the lady has reached the gate. Still further, he never hurts the lover; he makes a rush at him, stamps on his hat nes sends a fh his coa t, hurt the Then e very strong lover? not for t He would die first That bull t Ashton and was shot by Edgar Ravenswood, in dyit i hundreds. But in whatever manner the novel bull is used, it is to show the bravery of the true lover and the cowardice of the false. Oh, heroes and heroines, fear the novel bull no more; though his bellowing may sound sh, it is in reality a kindn Bless the I the novelists that ever made use of ubseribe and rai statue to him; the old, hardworked, bellowing, stamping, ill-used, harmless bull. nT. Now that 1 ennyson is a real British peer, the aristocratic circles of this country will not receive his name with such a vacant stare. Mn. Grorar Av plates a trip to Australia, As all s | (sailors) are fond of the sea he will doubtless | enjoy his trip. TUS SALA, contem- comicbooks.com