Judge — January 30, 1884 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. her follows and catches up, to wife. Father. invites home. ‘The marriage celebrated with eclat. Happiness, hilarity and con- gratuli Scese It shocking murder and suicide. Farmer B— kills his wife with an axe and then shoots himself through the hes Cause nestic infelicity with which the inevitable third party is mixed up. "Scese Uth.—Infanticide, A young woman in high circles a victim to thé wiles | ducer. ‘To hide her shame, babe. Supposed to be insan (The seducer, of course, goes scot free. — Jupor). family moves in the highest circles of iety, has just died under suspicious cir- | cumst Her death attributed to mal- practice. Doctor so and so will hold an autopsy. ScENE 13th.—A bold forger. ‘The confi- dential clerk of —— and Co. has disap. peared, Discovered to have forged his em- ployer’s name to checks and drafts amount- “and the matter to be hushed up. old forger ” were the son of hum- parents he would assuredly be hunted down by the sleuth-hounds of justice.— Juvae.) Scexe 1th.—A prize fight. Full and | ort pugilistic encounter, with coleur-de-rose ac- companiment ENE oth. —A dog fight. Do. Scexe 16th. —. ing main, Do. ScENE 1%t between Fr China certain. French fore ing. The Chinese, with pig-tails « tle drums, calmly awaiting the enemy’ vance. — La It is believed in_ official circles that the Franco-Chinese difficulty is at an end. Scene 18th, general European war imminent. iter. —The peace of Europe sured; the Powers having agreed on a common basis of settlement. Scene 19th.—B arck — seriously ater, (same day).—Bismarck conva and attending to busine: Scexe 20th.—Queen Victoria severely hurt her knee yesterday in descending t , and grave fearsare entertainc attendant physicians that the accident may prove fatal, Late he news of the dent to Queen Vic., published in our rlier edit 8 without foundation; and we are happy to say that the Queen is en in, xeellent. health, notwithstandi her grief for the death of John Brown, And so on, ad nauseam. And now, Juper, let me remark that it would seem from the forego which is but a eulgar fraction of the whole story—that edit an . t sub-editors, city edito: mar editors, night editor reporters, proof readers, copy holders, com- positors, printer's * devils,” ef hor our “bright,” * breezy” and. enterpr ve entered into a con- ry with the cable, the telegraph and devil, against virtue, morality, and every other attribute that serves to vate and beautify human natur ws of a brutal /prize-fight, a murder, a suicid ndal, a railroad accident, or anything else base, brutal, bloody or horri- ble, is more eagerly sought, and better paid for by editors and proprietors of our modern | | daily newspapers, than the finest poem or | etc., ete., to prepare for the daily delecta- How to take a sleigh ride. 1.—GET A HANDSOME SLEIGH AND GOOD HORSES. 2—INVITE ALL YOUR INTIMATE FRIENDS. that might be evolved from the brain tion of the he of futelligent reade “enterprising” modem newspapers. If an inhun gilistic exhibition, or a wonder, my dear JUDGE. (consery hobbling (walking) mateh is on th morals that you are), that the times isa well-known fact in newspaperdom that of joint, when such newspaper sen the cleverest repor ach daily is de trash finds its insidious way into the | 1 to report the length; where- | and hearts of the people: when vice s, othe other hand, if a poct, philosopher crime, and manufactured lies of every h or *scientist of acknowl fame and f dark depravity, devil ability, is announ . ne re painted in reportorial editor details some 4 aAWi on- | colors, g and. gilded, or else spread down reportorial hack (whose head-qnar- | broadeast over the land, in ters, when not employed ablishe and hidgous deformity. | Verily, convenient b ent bucket-shop”), ter for the rice, if the printi yndense the or lecture into 'a | never been invented, for * where paragraph; while, at the same time, he has | is bliss, it is folly to be wise.” full license to level his low soriously, THE O'CALLAGHAN, ribald criticism at the lectur a method, manner and persons The Parting. What an atrocious ¢ our boasted ** civilization,” M progress, I will leave any. intel tad ti fe well-balanced reader of THE JUDGE tocon-) Ti. tikes di template or con Whee cee jay oe canits nae Haw And this is the kind of “literature” |, vhen every Joy on earth bath flown: which requires an army of reporters, a regi- ppt Senay ” ment of “ managing "and other editors, an : ariel, a legion of compositors, ‘ printer's devils, yi Juss, (ore ovetnd 5 gs i f We loaned you, Charlie, long ago. we part, comicbooks.com