Judge — January 30, 1884 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. A Quaker's Friendly Scuffle. | It Was in There Though. Mittened. backs were making their | | A presser on his first trip was seated in | AN interesting story was overheard not way through Pennsylvania toward Gettys- | the san with an old experienced knight | many days ayo by one who chanced to vecupy x, two infantrymen belonging ckel of the read, and their conversation turned | the seat behind girls on a railroad ear rians raided into aker’ in | on their relative daily expenses, The voung ladies—both evidently from the h of something to eat. They were met | +L always ma to include in my ex- rural’ distriets—met unexpectedly on the at the door by the owner of the premises, | pe 1 the elder, * hats, boots, over- train, ‘They proved to be old. friends, and 1: ind every drummer who has any | were soon launched into a conversation t » you rebels?” | respect for his noble call ght todo the might be said to come under the head & You bet we was the blunt reply. | same, Make the firm confidential. One, a pretty. brunette, And what do ve h The young man thou about to be married, and neve ceded, ing Ider, old 1, and don’t keep us | ide: 1 on his return trom 1 ry ne in- to her companion’s in ad for it.” cl E x other items of expense « scription of the m After wishest for something to eat | pu R12. quite alittle d rood quale er : i ; , emselves as | ities, she acknow at < not very will take oss us a salesman, | good-looking. 6, Frank’s nota bit hand- . but objected to pay for the boots, some, h for that; but, Carrie, poor trust. After the boys had | On his nest trip he was fortunate enough | you should have seen the man I mittened? their meal one of them pocketed a to meet his former acquaintance. Oh, but he was pretty."—Hartford Sunday ging on a nail »| How is it?” he . ‘that your firm | Journal. . othe F : asa | will stand ate =_— token of remembrance whe nomine apa e Served Him Right. thi pens . Many was a buxom country lass, and her * Certainly, id the young m: father was an upright deacon Metho- and let us out or we'll Y 3 achump. You should | dist church of a Connectic Mary's | have dove the price of the boots into | plan of joining the boys ina mute Twill not! Thou must not rob | the post ps and sundri ting party was frustrated by When the young man again submitted his ival of anumbor of the mind bin, Bill—Quakers don’t | account his firm remarked: their way to conferenc is sin the rear.“ THit | ye don't see any memorandum for at home and get dinner for her him a clip on the'eliin-anil run for it.” : anything of that nature, Mr. So- al . Her already rumle Truely, « shall : a @ ed the disciple of Penn Mr, So-and-so said, softly, to him- 3 and spit on his | You don’t sce it, but there i ay. One of the ndly seule to recover possession of | forty-dollar overcoat there just the sam | her wrathful impatienc mine own the robbers should get injured, L | Philadelphia Call. | buke the sinful miunifests not have to answer to my ¢ —= a‘ friendly seule ” A Good Memory. * Pretty much the York minut 1 one of the trio, who is a h, slied, ** cook dent of Richmond, vividly remem. |, [8 an Austin street cur were several gen- | Methodist ’ bore harin Saw RENE (OER Week af tlemen who passed away the time in tellin while his F jokes and anece Among them was atl Uiroat: diesineas: lame 7 : || at cranky individual who positively refused : to enjoy the fan, and after each’ yarn he My words | Weuld remark: boy thirty cents to shovel off the upped by the Quaker to the effect thal hat’s nothing new, heard that years | snow, y whe orty to put thee out, and sorry to | * wanted to clean TL presume there'll but tt ie bet Bion Did vou ever hear the ancedote about he twenty 1 nexpected non verend visit nd desirin ft sternly: rated Railway Journal. ma‘am, Ul cle our sidewalk 2 ned. I just "Phen matan, ginine hy ways up the pike towards | eo rulroad con fifteen cents and VIE sit on the doorsteps a Bebrat Beco: Eres, we : 2" replied the cranky in mmenires Lela Ekes Couldn't Play On It. Fe eRe gree OR REMAN) ee young." remarked a ~ } [twas not until the langh had g we an individual who had p undisturbed quiet | around that the crank dis f eaeninte That's the way with of rural hill-tops, and his day who | he was sold.—Teras Sifti . ; egin life young.” If we was no doubt the belle of the ne od, f F yht avoid the ame to the city the other day to do a hor n’s shopping for themselves and any of ul authority the neighbors that ‘sent along.” While Sule autos. Le eoraiutr te tho girl eai roller skater, It certainly k Nol kes i . Pwant you to bay me an Rous p that, when you get. fe Somerville Journal. old fellow gave her a sarcasti Fills to which in F ms to be necessary that we should | Miss Minks.—* I was so_dis not being able to go to Mrs. De Coin’s theatre party. You had a splendid time, didn’t you Miss Winks. : Vhever had so much fun in my life. There were ten of us all together—tive deuce do you want with al “F B7 said a young lady at_ the ¥ You couldn't play on itef I wuster | breakfust ta cousiti tes me fron it for you. New York, ks if the much re When the salesman explained, the old | ceiving in Boston on fellow added eunder lip of the fond 4 “Oh, Edidn't understand. T thought it he nd: "Tell your ¢ was one of these here things that you take one man received a railro: in both hands ¢ up together and saw by the frown that the subject had bet- stretch out. put pictures in,eh? Wall, | ter be changed.—Haston Jowrual. she ain't got but three pictures, and they're box a while longer." —Arkansaw Traveler. notice what the 1 elt was + Thenlet ” 1 CoNGressMaN Finerty was with Caste which. We did > such fun, only there command on the Rosebud, and in the pre- one thing that ed usso much that liminary skirmi rode in front of the | troops. although his duties as a news Arter much ¢ ation, and a desire to | correspondent did not demand it. The do injustice to none, we have come at last to that he e back while som the conclusion that the most disinterested, | were . testifies to the Indians’ actors had no om at a self-sacrificing mortal on the foot-stool is the undying hatred for the white man.—Bosfon right along while we were i —Boston Transcript. | Post. Phila, Call. comicbooks.com