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had on John Doonen’s new freize coat, and other Mike Farrell's auld eaubeen, that IT me who they were. ‘Thin had two in teeth a me they So TL gined t Ir protiction re with Father John, take heed t i whatever there is between John Mike Farrell and yoursilf, till it all Father Pether. Ah, don’t bother us,” well what she mint. + Tell it all to Father Pether,” says she. “Hould your tongue.” says [and with that [tuk up my hat and ws it. no luck till 3 ays she, e and claws, ane So now, says 1, knowin md tin Well, | went on to land the praties, but shiv said stuck in me mind the whole t th f ever gave in to her ppened that the week be- and Dooner and meself, whose d that villien Duff's big farum, Daif about m er Pether to arbi- 1 So we swore we'd pal the wizends out of every Daft in sand tar and feather Father Pether nd we were due to do the same next night, it bein Thursday the market day of Ballycrou and a holiday market too; and by th « token they'd be home late, and Dutt was todhrive His Riverence on his own ¢ Well, not atime [put the loy in turn a spit y but I kept turnin in me mind what I'd do, for I knew well that it was very dhisrespheetfal and a great lib intirely fe to take with His Riverenc and still I felt loath to turn ont and [ knew they were both madder meself, and that [ niver would turn them So, whin says to me, wl mes fard had ans mM difer with dhinner, the wife 8 are not biled yet nor nt this half hour. I had to bile an exthra t for the pigs, the erathurs, good nck to thim, are and thrivin, and atin of the f. ‘They're iligant feedhers as iver 1 "s your Sunday hat, mn, the phrati What do I want with me Sunday hi we must quit the counthry at onst.” John, nd she tuk hould of ne two hands, “you're an honest man, and en't we under notice for non payment of and haven't [ beyant sixty pound in ould stockin, and the childh 1 bless them, and me fle of stock off our hands had to make a moonlight flittin itself r could we do than go off to where I have sivin first cousins on me andmothe , house, and plinty of near finds? So, John, don’t let the boys timpt you to do anything agin your cons And with that she pushed me through the dar and tould Father Pether th and got full absoluthion, and supposin Ameriky and off I wint »le business, good luck to His John, you misforthuna you n 1 to be afther doin says he, * for { know thim fellows well afther this days work y Then Lup and tould tuk ages for the whole of thed off two ufther by the And now, thur, what d 1 saw they | ndin the | John,” | father ud take ne | side of the | THE JUDGE. sted immigration, and that’s how Biddy’s dhrame dhrove us all out of the counthry, But we done well and had ne it, for we throve apace; and me sivin daughters all made the be the bovs did raal well to, ve great iducat 1 Biddy and meself don’t need take any thal atall, but just sit in the corner and shmoke our pipes, and dandle the grandchildren, who are the admiration of ivery one who sees thin As to the ould farum, the neighbors regritted us that muel i that they boycotte to luk at it sine nly thime that mar ‘ grazes theireattle upon it, all but ould Duff, whieh it’ omfort to me to heer that he’s obligated to keep up the fence and not let one tail into it. So much for the ould coun- thry which I still luve in me heart, for there's no land like it for real plesure and frindliness and n lowship; and so I nd put me mark | to it to show I’m sir are in ivery word I say, nis Jounx X O'SHALGNESSY. mark Couldn't Remember Everything. “My dear,” said a wife who had reached home very late one Satur- day night and in a state of intoxication, id you order the meat for to-morrow’s to her husband, he said, “I (hic) f on tell the grocer vl forgot that, “Well, th orget them . | did,” he replied, as well as he sorry (hie), but I forgot you order the brandy for the min he said, pulling out of his pocket mptied bottle, “tan? I (hic) brought iently, It wife, imy 1 thing to eat to-morrow. » Twill ever ask you to do | “1 declare,” said the “aespaiae the husband, de indignation, “yer don’t pect (hic) er man to rimember everythi lo you?"—Philadelphia Call. with Xe AT our meeting to-night why can't we get up something new I don’t care what, so long | #* ** \ good “a splendid much music, ud something us, Banger.” ve had a little nd it is time we Suppose you sing for Boston Transcript. “Yes, I've got habits. little savin; asked fc convince indeed,” said old Cri my wife out of money to get herself’ anything I her how much better it would be if she wonld put it in the bank and save it’ ecOh, fee she did it, old reprob: " has kept me in cigars for the '— Yonkers Statesman. Wet baked, A brick.- what year. but not good enough to Roses Toothpick. Mistaken Identity. w,” said a member of the genus dude, seating himsel restaurant, and within | lyn Bugle mal Jide-bangs over his ea AM, Ww wha ut th you kn nt, you know. | never touch t sort of things.” ery nice turkey to ; ‘ld prefe snipe, shot yesterday, whisking his napkin « glass and. ¢ y wititer, takin said the waiter, turn- . waitaw. Tsay, don’t b I don’t think Tl take ‘Too rich, you und bring me a 2" asked the wa "Who the about a bwace? A chop—one the dude. “Anythin such ame deuc asked the and omitting more? dress his custom Not that I ean— neing admiringly s the room. jaculated the waiter, becoming and icy every moment. e you any good think of, said the at himself in a said the waiter, now froz and glancing contemptuously upon customer. Well, ah—you may bring me a glass of sui, his Jon’t sell it that way—only in bottles,” said the waiter. “*Ah—then I think I'll take a glass of “Well, then—ah— “ Any po—po—tate almost sol s he thought what a f ake his eustomer for Ah—then you needn't. mine the chop. ‘Ta—ta,” and the dude pick up his shovel hat and slid through the door, follow 1 good round oath from the dis- knight of the napkin.— It was the irst sermon that had ever been preached in i village in North, Carolina by an Epis minister. The Methodist Church was used for the asion, and the old bishop had to put on his church regalia out of do When he came down the aisle a little girl in the congregation ex- imed: **O m: ! Do look at that man, \ He's got on a whi ther Hubbard.” GREATSMOKERS—Stoves.—Clinton Bugle. A coop tTrIv.—The bridal tour,—Fvans- ville Argus. AsTUCK UP APPAIR.—A show poster.— Gazette. NTLEMAN was giving a little Keokuk baby boy some peanuts the other day. 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