Judge — January 16, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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SOW THE JUDGE. saiit salutation Time of kind congratulation t Time of happy soctal meetin: Time of WV old-fas e hilarity if the luck and prot Yet the wise und careful student Of the future should be prudent Sy our very best it pion, erous to mention life befall us inst dis Now make a useful resolution ; Put it in jon! On the Mutual Accident plan, Which avails for every man, Be in time—your life Insuring — For your family secur ed vexation ; ‘ompensation, f charity thrifty, Greenback dollars every w Stoppin New Yi JAMES RK PITCHER, Sertary. {0 ACCIDENT INSURANCE, WITH §2 WEEKLY INDEM NITY IN THE PREFERED DIVISIONS, IAS NEVER EXCRED- ED AN ANNUAL COST OF 8 EXSMENTS AND 61 AN. NUAL DUS, EXCLUSIVE OF MEMBERSHIP FER, 8, PAID BUT ONCE COME. A MEMBER OP THE UNITED STATES MUTUAL ENT ASSOC EBY SAVE ONKAULY USUAL Cost ¢ NCP, WRITE, FOR AR AND API SOUT, You! WHICH A POLICY Wil CHAS R PEET (of Ro JAMES R PITCHER, Secretary United Staton Mutual ACCIDENT Association, 920 Brestway, BT. | Washin measur | Women read t A MAN always finds out when there isa {hole in the bottom of his stocking. He makes the discovery when he takes his boots off ut night and puts his foot down on the hot register to warm. He rarely forgets to ight outabout it,—Rockland Courier | “Twottp rather be right than be prest- dent,” stid Henry Clay: and President Ar- -since ascertaining the tone of the press on his attitude on the Mormon question, murmurs, as he contemplates himself in hi looking- “Et is mice to be both,” TH and yet h ; who has been behind the as an ineredibly led fool. 5 campaign literature ton Hatchet. Ir is proposed to compel the Chine provide ves with certificat taining detailed descriptions of their person- al app It will be an econom us the Chin the description of one will Newners, Tenn, has a law that imposes of not less than 825 or more than on any 4 whe into i Sanda he citizens think it is a very un- just law that impels a man to enter a saloon urday night and remain there until | Norr. Herald. R speak of your failing body who knows Never speak of your good qualities. body but yourself believes you possess them In short, never speak of yourself at all, Of course, you will appear eccentric, but you will be readily forgiven by everybody,— ton Transcript. morning. “On, [don’t care whether I get anythir in my stocking or not,” said Adolphus, add- ing, with a look of undying devotion, * but Clara, I shonld like to have what is in your stockings.” Oh, yes,” said Clar “you mean corns.” What a fe young dream dispelled, a tis that C till called ** M Boston Transcript. “Yes,” said the merchant. ‘I always mark the most expensive of my Sold,’ during the holid signs it make to have the same article, and they disappointed that I finally promis When have no trouble in doing. Oh, it’s a great scheme, I tell you, and never fail: land Courier-Gazetle. Surtiens.—*T hear a g about the number of mile: daring an evening, pl have a great mind to learn the for exercise.” Blithe “That is not bad id Most gentlemen play bil Smithers.— Ty ider exercise? rtainly, very Smithers.— “About what distance, on an average, man cover in one game?” — Blithers.— Well, that depends a good deal on the dis- tance of the table from the bar.”—Phila, Cail, Tue Publishers of the it deal of talk Richmond, Va. Endutrer heartily re uch Syrup and say compraing room and has cured our et ‘of a very bad case of Dropehitis* * | them crazy to try | and get them another—which of course, I | “It has been well | D. B. CANOLL, COMMISSION Grain and Provisions, 76 Broad 9 New Street, N.Y. GF. © WALK trie, Sted Margins deposited with Farmers’ L CARPETS. REMOVAL. AL close of present season we will remove to our new and cormmodions building, 797 and 7o9 Third Avenue, ner 40th Ste © of ‘o avoid movin pense stock, shall offer it at pric rand c¢ and immediate sale, Stock is unusually Ia selected hy experienced buyers from both Foreign and Domestic Markets, and embraces all) the new patterns and shades in ster, WITH BORDERS TO MATCH. ENTAL CARPETS and RUGS. Also Keo) ‘Art Squares, in all sizes tings & Floor Cloths of all de i Wen sell this stock or move a creat ex —therefore prices will be made to insure sale all who appreciate excellent goods way below 3 | market p: naively, | Purchases mad of this paper de- livered fr REUBEN SMITH, No. 4 Fourth Avenue, New York. sar Cooper Institute. ad and 4th Avenue cars pass the door. Columbia Je what every DB and “what ever Ba > elegantly tllustes abd Price List THE POPE MANUFACTURING C0., A) es wamincton 8, Benton, ase New York Riding School, Sith «t., near 34 av. Print Your Own Garis Lavette tr 8 YRINTING F F sizes, for Cir or pietare piney tea Everything easy. Printed nps for Catalogue of to the Factory, “& CO, Meriden, Conn, RUPTURE RELIEVED and CURED without the injury Trusses taftct Dr JLA SHERMAN metho. Ofer, 211 Heoadway, New ¥ igs with photextayhic likenesare of bad case, bef d's 3-mincte Headache and Neuralgia Core never Falls. comicbooks.com