Judge — January 16, 1884 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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_THE JUDGE. American Traits. AN ARKANSAS PROPOSAL. “Can I have asked richly ¢: Bibley. T suppose you can,” the Colone nervously turning in his revolving « glancing at Arthur in a way so devon of Interest that the y zman inwardly wished he had not sought an interview with the | crusty old fellow, “Twill not detain v that your time is well t was well oecupic her or not it rs well oceuy ur sarcasm, Colonel, ld no doubt spend your time ply tl ‘Pam glad to said the bowit re are a few words with you, Arthur Gr énteri rpeted office and addressing ( sir?? | Why does that gentleman rise from his seat ¢ Because he yets out at the vext station, Kut we have not got near the next station lonel | American It is less From an are very near it, your pardon. view, we than a mile away. he rushes wildly toward the door; is on the platform, Is he and not in 1 know ‘The only danger he dreads is the of losing one-quarter of a second Ah. Imost at the station now, he not x til the ear. No, i that would bea waste of pre- cious tin There he wl heavens fallen ; the ears have ran over him ! stich things frequently happen in hut you know where one man is alt ae jump off successfully t of death are only one in six, or danger on we 4 Will stop You ce goes. he has young man sub 1d since you have unwittin p by step, tothe very threshold of the , in which al tl i ene, Twill at on I think that I would make a in-law. Do you ag Id You good son-in ‘Ah, I killed. 1 The ¢ wove ine y have picked him up, ve. akin whe says, His lips mathe a 5 : Tdie America change. undoubtedly aw—of a donkey, Then pray allow ar daughter's hand in ma The Colonel glared at th amoment and replied: * > wel “tL wit, then L would regard vou a takin wife. “And if arrogance we would have hi you.” “Ah, you are quite equal to the emerzeney Do you fove my daughter with a truth depth of devotion which in the futur ever prevent any other love from the surface; do you think that in after years, when your ambition | ited you fo the height of alonged-for eminence that your le will be strong enough to keep pace with your aulyance ud fift my child step by step you y + lifted? 2 solemnly said inclining his head in re “My daughter is loving but mbiti In her life affection will he everything, you ever speak cross to her a trae A Slow Man. vON'T believe you intend to pay me that little bill,” said) Brown ang Kixby, whom he met on the street. T declare.” said Bixby, ‘is itp you have just found that out? 1 pointed in-vou. Lalways thought Vou were aman of keen perception, If any person had come to me and asked my honest opin- ion about your judgment E would h sound. and yet it has taken sto find out that T don’t pay me you'll have to brush or you'll yet left: by the in one of a gen Tne hesitancy in rosity th vreatehi my disay arising to com Middle these ent A Sure Cure. the voung man, Schanmber to his photo, “ Reneces,” said Mose tin merchant prince aunts you to gif me your “Und vat in de ¥orld do you * inquired the wife. paste it on mine pipe. ‘Times dat Fvants to preak mineself of answered Me Will be ung man drew a et Rentacky?" urance hav and th bottle from his side por What have we he Kentucky. tid the Ci a chew of tobacco “Here's looking at you “Drink hearty,” the young man replied, | 3 and taking the bottle he held it up and added: ots? “ITere’s to the hair off your | ‘The marriage was solemnly celebrate the young man, who isa hor seend the Ivlder of Ark. Traveler, shmokin rerus Niftings. threw the : out nd k we bottle. Tuene upon the re very y few women employed London vapers. This probably } ary dryne rah Thanks, “ladies, smarck Prestpest Arthur, recently, while stopped his team fifteen minu nto the strains of a hand-organ, . it is said, will make an effort t him, but it is probable that an officer will have him arrested Norristown Herald, * said an Austin gent! her on the avenue, last. Allow me to con- tulate you, for [hear you have an ex- elent and mplished wife.’ 1 have, indeed.” was the reply; ‘she is so accom- She she is perfectly in literature; ‘at home in music; art; at home in jenc everywhere, except— ‘pt at home. im- Kalamazoo. A German for the word amazoo by de first settler in the place was a Gert he had a son named Karl; that saloon which he closed regularly at nine o'clock, his injunction to his son being regularly made at that hour in these words: “ Karl, macht zu!” which was corrupted by the Indians into Kalamazoo, or the shutting off of whisky. It is needless to add that the old German is dead now, and the name is very inappropriate.—Tezas Siftings. ruvelty to anim: An, old fellow man, meeting an you are n he hada . at-home what? exas Siftings. | Tn up your t home | home in | 13 barber i is not t fur out of the way in himself an ‘‘artist.” None of the asters could draw blood half so artist- calli | old 1 | ically id Byrnesmonkey to ‘Tawmus, e you done to be tired out 876,” replied the fatigued Koston Post, At a New Jersey aisle of the church wi Tawnus,— wedding the middle with Autumn ation rmfuls she certainly volte, uple of band, — Tene is one extreme of goodness to which we have never known the most per- fect saint to attain, and that is the ref ss off a punched and filled coin wh the opportunity offers, — Burlington Free Press. ‘Tur: victims of the Newhall house fire in Milwaukee are to have a monument. A monument, When a night’s safe lodging was 1, is something in the way vthat is entirely superfluous,— Murlfurd Post. A NEC lovely xO girl in Laurens county bears the ey of ‘Fair Rosa Beauty Spot, ‘Temptation Touch Me Not. was zed by immersion. wasn’t enough to finish the names the other way ton Post. Thirty thousand boats in’ England ngement of | drowning convenience many youngsters, Journal chile It live on canal ably a special t there should where th re i Courier- be Tue Teras Siftings that if you want your ringly remarks grave dug in Mem- phis they make you pay cash in advance.” There is nothing very wrong in that, Once allow a man to try on his grave and he will n me back 10 pay for itx—Aew Orleans Ir was his first attempt on roller skates, and as they brought him to in the toilet room he remarked; ‘1 tell you, boys, that 1 must have’ kicked in the of heaven the way those stars flew Vround, 1 wonder if there’s any left for the next man.”"—Oil City Blizzard, A Bay St zirl frightened her lover entirely out of his matrimonial notions by working and presenting him with the mot- tu 1 Need Thee Every Hour.” Ile says he would be perfectly willing to give her the gr r portion of his time, but that | health demanded an hour or two out-of- doors every day for exercise.— Bismarck Tribune. Saving at THE Sricor.—Adele i splendid cook, but it is evident that she not content everybo nd his father. other evening me went into the kitchen nd the gas stove lighted. “Why, you light your stove at this hour?” “But L have not put it ont since morning.” “Why, girl, are you crazy?” ‘No; but madame is always complaining that T use too many matches.”"— Paris Paper. or, 31 300. PP conte, reste comicbooks.com