Judge — January 12, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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* Fhe Ao a eS IE THE JUDGE. A uiG, burly, good-naturedly aggressive man entered a Charlestown, 3 + he car yesterday, accompanied by a turkey; and, having seated himself, he placed the turkey ina sitting position on the seat be- side him. ‘The ear filled rapidly, and al- though several ladies were compelled to stand, the turkey kept hi guarded by its burly owner. When the condactor came the car he noticed the turkey, and, ng the man, “You will have To let some of these people sit him on that seat.” on Lean a seat as your turkey. Well, who siid they weren't? ‘This ain't bothering any one and Ud like ne bother him You'll have to take him a much en- oh nk, he do: ‘t spit all ov By this tim all the r ig. and th appearance of the as he upright with his ul out on. the seat, ed to the merr ment. The condu a) laughter, excitedly s this car that’s oceupied has for, now you take that tu out.” “T won't do it. Here's a ticket for him, and see that you punch it. 1g : make much difference to a railr what ki f animal occupies a So the turkey kept great enjoyment of the pas- Exchang THE MOST POPULAR IN USE. 77 \ wen 048, 14, 130,333, 161, Fon Sate ry att Startorna, JESTERGROOK STEEL PEN CO., ‘Werks, Conde, Ud, 26 Jchags., New Tk GOLD MEDAL, PARIB, 1878, BAKER'S Breaks Cocoa, ed abeatutety INSTITUTE. Established !n 1872 forthe. al of Concer, Tamora, Us oe ot kro cr ors ot biaod aad heed be aforesasion eiecinny a Dre Be en POND, asrorty aso Coy Lb A Lot of steel wire spring beds have been shipped to New The natives are tired of | frying aries on forked Aw Ohio man bet a dollar that he could drink fifteen glasses of whiskey in fifteen | minutes, ‘The coroner's jury decided that he won the bet.—Chicago News. OP the rsces the the world, the Smiths, and Smyth are only 200,000 in They are not.up numerically to say nothing of the Smithes Terns Siftin “ Overcome by gas,” is the headline on a We knew those trer IU kill, somebody sooner er on Commercial Bulletin, A Wuattseros man, on Tuesday night, shot his neighbor in mistake for a burglar. When he his mistake he ex- + us he said everybody — Boston Post. ous er which is incombustible vi t hold of it make it dry en cript. Let some of nd they will THe men in the Unit form the mo: ment of our Boston Globe. 1 and submis ppulation, ‘They never kick CiteekY Passes ts, Captain, | * Captain. — s no effect on it —London Punch, it game of cricket the ball nan’s head, kill- | victim died in | le it is the first time on record ui ut anything was done quickly at a game | of cricket. —Mamkeye. A MAGAZINE writer asks: we utilize the Indian question to answer, would be to “* How shall This is a difficult but perhaps the b f m This idea is worthy an, anyhow. Nor. Herald. | Ax edito in a Philadelphia | paper is headed “A first supposed it must be something about Sarah Bernhardt, but upon second thought it occurred to us that to call her Miss would | bea mistake. —Oil City Blizzard. Is the ruins of Pompeii the remains of a man with a satisfied smile on his face and four jacks grasped in his dried-up hand has been unearthed. ‘The workmen are now | digging away vigorously for the other fellow | to see what he held.— Bismarck Tribune. AN Indianapolis woman is auing for di- vorce beeause her husband muzzled her with baseball mask, and yet if baseball masks e wonld have worried the life oat of him in her endeavors to pe ; [him to buy her one, This is a world of queer contraries.—Bismarck Tribune. A scientist says the reason kissing is so pleasant is because the teeth, jaw bones and lips are full of nerves and when the lips meet an electric current is generated. 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