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An instance of glad to have you va earliest convenience ute your room at your * sez the impertinent Jed not to hear her last remark by talking louder th “And yo wor are from Gubbl and they refu saying you were yourself at he yon could do it here This made m . i i; : and your im- v1 can stand: immediate » for nd. F shill leave obliged to, madam, at the und pay your board bill Tnow give you notice to that aicenst« on the poor an *You will be end of the week fore you go. nt for the winter, and 21, bridling up. ualing ana nent bat I'v found out my mistake. ¢ in the scriptures where certain animals—po: as you which ran down into the and were drowned.’ As no such desirable event is likely to occur with y I would si t that you find a place where food is poured intoa trough by the bucket full, then you will surely get enough.” Before I could get my wits sharpened to sass her back, she called a big jumbo-look- ing man of color and told him to show me the door. I fairly danced with vexation, but seeing he looked determined, I retreated, yon cant put me ou “T suppo: with hadi the present day, Jindignation thrilling every nerve in my | body to Sally Mart’s room. | No wonder went rove, » do now?” sez she, when ufliciently to speak. letter to the into convulsions ‘Don't you remember last winter, how those fellows got their board for nothing, by writing letters to the Time Keeper every were chucked ont of a boarding house for not paying their bill—dcnounein: ble and the landlady in’ the lowest It filled a column im that interest- ing paper, gave them the sympathy of the public, and enabled them to try a new place week. living ‘without’ money and it price.” When we get chucked out here I shall do the same, | But the landlady may reply and expose onr present financial condition to the pub- ted Sally Mar i I. ‘The enter- New York Daily * wouldn't publish an article | from a low boarding house-keeper no hov leastwise, he didn’t last winter. Sqnizzle . Tt was like the handle of a jag, all on de,’ which is all the better for us, you Sully Mari lay quietly in deep meditation » then she sed, ‘a ent apy ig to do between this }and spring, don’t you think we had better have our trunks put on wheels?” The dear thoughtful child’s sw ces— |ried out, so as to be ready for any emer- | gency. i] Yield us pl |} __A we | stions | savor of wisdom, and I shall have ’em car- | Thoughts on the New Year. Lo! another year hath ended, Numbered ‘with the changeless past. Will my clothes, if they are mended, Thr other twelvemonths hi Since w t ht a tailor Longer ‘tis Yet the old suits; 1 will clout shoe leather, n we wear out boots! at art avails to cobble rs, cracked and full of holes, 1 We may contrive to hobble and on by cure of soles. hough how se a hat, which hath exuded ‘Tinted ooze by length of wear: Year by year go on decayin, But our clothes go fuste Good for years, yet this old re May outlast this mortal c May I so have no more payment ‘To provide for new urray! They must spa ment e, Whose means What they | without can ge That which grieves me to surrender, Least of all, is outward show. re slender, Food and liquor ehcer Us in passin: nd cherish h this vale, ire when they perish, nee, beef and ale; pparel shiclds us gainst sharp atmospheres sumption no good yields us, Only costs so much a year. Bro. Remns went to hexr the eel- at. gly heppy un- n shouting and g s . Remus coneluded it was best to hold her down, ‘The old man held on for dear life when she eried out— Go way, Remus, y, Remus, go way $ into my soul, u anicut to hole me.” OLp Aust Tempy an to preaching the ot nlored nT want Bro. I The old man let ber go, but hus been jealous ever since. Coxprctor—I can’t use trade dollars, sir! Paesexoxu—Well! give this one to the company, thea.