Judge — January 5, 1884 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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‘0 pay so much, but there is lots in this European business, and so perhaps he will take it easier than usual. Ie roust be pretty flush or he would not have made me such an extravagant present. g was fine, but it is nothi Ito the elegant dre } I received, It is too beautiful to use, and I couldn't help saying so when it was handed in It was | Marie and myself, and everything would have passed off pleasantly if Heraclitus could ouly have behaved him- the bag was handed him, he | a wicked twinkle in his eve, Penelope, and [really need something of the sort.” Then he put | his hand in his pocket, and said, * How | much is it? [might as well pay for it now | as any other time.” | Everybody laughed, but L pretended not | to notice what ho said, and kept bustling | about distributing the presents to the others, | on was wild over the tree. . by with * Very handsome, him fits on his raden | T must say that E don't think I much influence over him as [ used and my remarks don’t seem to have the slightest weight with him. Ie either | laughs at what Tsay, or else he turns a arty me and off quietly to ore I've finished my observations. | I think we shall soon fin nt for the | house, for there have been several people to kat italready: but of all the fools [ever saw, house hunters are the worst.’ ask questions concerning the plum would puzzle a Philadelphia lawyer Tnever could tell the differen pipe trap and a rat tre much information out of tm to one of the chandeliers represent and one woman looking . how horrid to burn candles in a parlor. k they'd drop grease all over And when [ told her [only wished they were real candles and ne tation she looked at_ me with an incre: sneer on her face. [ heard afterw she wanted a house for boarders, she hadn't enongh money to pay the firs month's rent. Heraclitus says the ho turned into a boarding | empty a year; and he told: mother privately | that he intended to take me with him any- how, whether the house was disposed of or | ne roe shall not be . if it remains mother told | me right | id I'm glad of it. I | vk at it and asked I felt like showing them the deer, but [ restrained myself, for I'd rather keep my temper than »Edon’t care. TI s they ple » pretty civil to me. ‘T bel he whole business over to Mai and leave her to exhibit the premise ther is going to take the cou and keep them for their own use. I've got to order a lot of things for Kath- leon and myself, and [declare I've so little time that it worries me. ulster, and the baby needs w I shall only take with me what we need, for when we get to Paris [ intend to get a lot of new d . Here nonsense, dresses on this side are just a good as on t her, but what does he know about it, What's tire use of going to Paris, if one can’t shop there? Besides, I notice | abroad. » but they'd better e PU turn nvhow, litus saya, ELOPEMENT No. 1 The way oui nself up to patronize London One thin Ircland and Scotlan’, and I'm determine rcompany hia. towny such barbarous is, Tialy and a very 1 srmany will do for me. He got out of patic > to him it, re busi called him, and as going to bey to find fault befi rted, Pd better 1 main on this side. T didn’t say anyth mor up a terrible thinki Il hard in Paris that he'll hy while ly pout of y Ve. tried numerops methods already, but others re- invented by the ing . and tiring. PENELOPE PENNYFEATHER, never des) Mrs. Squizzle on Boarding Houses. hte rudeness of some people is astonish- tome. To think that a boarding house keeper should have the ordacity to send up my bill is rather more’n human nature endure, particularly when one h in their pocket, and no prospect. ahead for paying their board, I just treated it with silent contempt, as she might have expected under the circum- stanee The next morning, when I entered the breakfast room, she eyed me savagely, and Ireturned her stare. It takes a long gaze to pu me out of countenance, as she will find if she tries it again. great-e nilparents Tn course of an hour the waiter came for my order, * What have ot?” sez T. liver, chops, and bacon ived there was corned-beef kidneys, I'm tired of this cheep livin’, n't give me something of a variety PI pull up stakes and a hotel.” “If vou think of any thing not on the bill von would like you can order it,” sez he. “Then bring m ome ham and eggs and a -bread,” sez I. ** And don’t be about it nuther.” The hen must laid the eggs after I gave the order, and as fer the swect-breads, they might have been calves’ when I asked for ‘em, they were cows when I got em. # knew well enough th the landlady would pay mea dunning visit as soon as T went to my room, so T made up my mind to “take the bull by the horns,” as the vulgar saying is, and go to hers fi It is, in some instances, the best to be the attacking party. T walked boldly into her reception without waiting ‘to knock, for I th best to take her unaw nd sez [, Tam not one of the complainin’ kind, but I cant stand this treatment any longer.” ‘What do you allude to?” sez she, sitting as calm as ‘a clam in low water,” a looking per. over the p “Tallude to your table,” sez 1. “1 am nearly starved. You hare no variety, and so little is put onto my plate that I gq away from the table hangryer than I came.” “Then you had better not come to the table at all ; in fact, I should be extremely hash and “Well tewe comicbooks.com