Judge — January 5, 1884 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. | Anury isn’t much of a singer, but he has been heard at chcerfal intervals, since Maple- rture, softly humming to himself, survey,” “Tam monarch of all I here ne to disp My right th his opera troupe have finally gone rer cities, but k in January, mba three perform , two nights and a | jee, on nd 12th of Janu- ary, and it is ¢ that comparatively a stran well known wand is the v soprano of | at the Church of the | rkable for ie quality, | atorio and vot tone and sympathe icularly adapted © theatre, changes are the ny Davenport has at and the | ng perform. | now holds the boards where | xalarly choked for months ohn T. Raymond nand Gill's comedy, followed by Is Casino, und. the recent at: tty theatre ha » effect on the of the ng Rough theatres rily eject cient bus this vec The ness manager of the pla On asion he ommunded to take his ins there was no excuse for entering the | wal jah” seene of his former tri- ‘Delmar’s Da did not protracted visit. was unex- called awa » gos and godesses continuo to dance I ““isport themselves among Mount Olympus at The . Ida Malle, and all the play the usual (or unusual) oportions to the ly crowd the lit- of Bijou. Laure other fem: amount of thei dudes and oth tlo theatre. Daly is playing “ 7-20-8” to crowded | In fact, no w | Much respected by an « | That the minister of the accepted gospel houses, and ‘‘etanding room only” is dis- played every evening. Notwithstanding the loss of The Standard and The Windsor, there are still fifteen or pectable theatres left in New York, all in full blast, and with tragedy comedy at another, burlesque, melo- drama and extravaganza sandwiched in be- most any one ought to find something it his or her special fancy. Some peo- nowever, are born to be miserable, and. nto think that the captious critic of ibune is one of these unhappy indi- viduals. Since the fair Adelaide Neilson dd away, he has found very little t except. the _ performanc wth and Joe Jefferson. The modern plays t the modern theatres are ar rtistic soul, and Tue Jupor can’t help thinking wh pity it is that The Tribune hasn’t suficient e: ing theatres, and to run them to suit itself. ir-millions a year would about cover the expense. To be sure, the pu might not like it, but what of that? Tribune would be happ to use the language of Vanderbilt, and c Generally Speaking. T ax not an especially close observer, ise noted for my observation; ‘cumstances I have casually into, s my daily, ordinary occupa- But there are c droppe While pursui tion, ‘That have impressed me as a trifle off, | Also, in a measure peculiar, I might say; But which by popular, And by unanimous consent, no doubt, the right way, Generally speaking. 1 ommon practice have become I have get into this, that a man Who hi accumulated wealth, ete., No matter how—by lying, or otherwise— Is the person who will inva vast amount of heating, stealing bly go forth erwhelming major- i Also by a number of other people, as a rule, And will be esteemed as person of superior parts; Although divers times his are mostly mule, Generally speaking. i. TERE'S YER TEXDER CHRISTMAS TURKEYS. pital to subsidize all the | Who bears on hardest in the easy places, And lets up a trifle on the disagreeable and painful points, And lets down somewhat on the christian Is the minister of the gospel who is most be- loved, On whom you pin your confidence and your hope; Who has a choir that accords, but never kicks, And during the heated term goes to Europe, Generally speaking. ur. That the young man whose mustache is most conspicu Who waltzes with as sunrise, Is the person for whom the young ladies will embroider slippers, nd eeck him in a manner to surprise. day he will make an advantageous alliance, And dwell in opulence in a Queen Anne residence. And at last, deeply lamented, go hence to the great uncertainty, By the advice of an unusually kind Provi- dence, iduity from 9 p, s. till Generally speaking. Iv. y who reposes with un- bounded satisfaction in the a. M.3 And dances the racquet with fortitude thro’ the night, Isa person of popular and substantial ac- complishments, ttains a very altitudions height. n with brain like mine, or That the young |; (Without a grain of guile er worldly wisdom tucked in), Will coolly and deliber: And learn a trifle subse badly sucked in, Generally speaking. y marry her, ent, he has been vy. That there is no use standing round dissatis- fied, Endeavoring to weep a bitter, awful weep, Because things do not assume a noble per- pendicular, But somewhat maintain a low and melan- choly creep. Smile sweet on Right, and with a withering glance, Make Wrong fecl very sick and exceedingly uncomfortable. Ete., ete., ete., if we had a chance, Generally speaking. 8. B. MCMANTS. car WiLpe’s full name is Oscar Fingall O'Flaherty Wilde. A Patr or Braces.—Smith and Jones supporting each other home Christmas eve- ning. N. B. They were not very good braces. Tire pon may be mightier than the sword; but if you get a hair in it you begin to be- lieve that it may sometimes outlive its use- fulness, “T near you is bin mighty sick, Bro. Bo- rum, You is looking like you might a had a spell of malicious fever.” ‘No, Sis. Tempy, I nebber had de ferer, but wusser den dat, I’se been mighty nigh the kingdom of deff, wid de delicious tremenjous; I’se had one good tussle wid de debil, an he liked to got dis niggor.” comicbooks.com