Judge — December 15, 1883 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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‘Tie production of Storm Beaten Union Square Theatre introduced the new management of that favorite I to the public, and showed a very smpany anda very silly play andience that crowded the theatre to the The nivht was wet uns of our citi- zensoldicry who have been nursing their rheu- matism ever since uation Day will re- member how wet that day was, and the night even wetter, A more appropriate name ‘Storm Beaten” for a play to be pr uch weather ean hardly be im ell, the play was bound to be r. and the storm could blamed for the damp which the wei loss nightmare of the North Polg Fancy Stoddari Hard to imagin ns on which the . bears and other arctic *critt mngratulated. Not that rt badly —far otherw it, and. groped th part, invoking the Deity, when cue, with an unction that should fill the qquare with audiences drawn from the f the Mallorys. SMsler his daughter—a demure, puritanical li woman, who loved her father well, and somebody else better; and looked very sweet ‘ ody in he wn, 1 beatilied cou By- aks of Mr. Sefton (Stoddard) yet in holy orders,” but when that jeman tottered upon the stage with ly a leg-and-a-half in the grave, Tit pfelt like advising him to harry up with his ordination. However, he appeared to be dressed like any reverend gentleman duly licensed to a cure of souls But these tails, The sions which the play produced, what the patent-meilicine advertis fer to.as “that extreme tired fc on the scenery and the acte is handsome—nothing ve saintly are d road impre no more op) Mr. Marsde: On of judging than had lever artist. who painte ! le, though, the piece is thoroughly well put on the nd admir- ably rehearsed. ‘The An EXC one. Mr. McKee Rankin is forcib her sat on, nor is reduplicated believer Maud Harrison sh ity as Kate, s lines au which gives the nblance of ality—and th an do this, small ability in Miss IT in. The rest of the cast acqnitted itself well, and Mr, Whi- ting made a most disagreeable villain, With should ws strong pathe n her stilted a fervor Stoddard | THE JUDGE. all his good wish Union Squar The Jeper Shook and Colli orm Beaten the atmosphere its new cons management, unndt ratulate Me upon a The this th which has been” popularized at Square. Perhaps Steele Mackuye’s chairs brought ina faint, negative Mallory. However, there are other 1 in store, and better luck will surely follow ext production, The ubiquitous Haverly bh renely in ayother place, where, certainly, we had not expected to tind him,” He d his minstrel show—mammoth, n, eal it what you will—with Sireh, of the San Franei The re the consoli¢ tion, and, under t management of A. house of the ** I days than it has fall It velt bobbed wp se- sol je Billy alt of pon see better pon recently. Answers to Correspondents. You evide y of those who Ww Youn nibs Comteats ly do not rank in th cat laugh and be happy r, undertaker, ti or even an in ure, Don't try a Axarestic.—By Nine Muse at many ¢ = we cannot | remember just now, if you were within ary of us at this al sinly be tem, reach and terril we would ¢ We have lost a precious ten m ineffectual mur rhyme rself) +r Devil F edito absurdities o| ky circumstance (for y« ar hi aled y ation, would be after you haste to wreak B., New York City. —Th: pression of appreciation, Ina litt 1 of excellence tim second to As it i Iwanei y reach a stan fication of th we are bravely holdir ilk in the world our own, and the sublime wislom of laughter and c Eniza V—. We pelled, by the inexorable law of editorial raphy of a fair correspondent to the ace” ofthe waste-hasket ar ease, toon chagrin—inasmuch as you have red poir for return of MS. ce you to woo ¥ to encl sly let us ceri masculine Yon are ev scent of the soverely alone Ml let the ma idently too frail to accomplish the perilous Parnassus. Oro Tren.—We distike to i “pon our editorial cons to tell you that ¥ 1 bave no right to be masq abiliments of youth. And with that we dismiss you from further consid ding in t soft reprim: eration Jevestyy We should ben fous genius where it Jat we eandy hear from yc Quin Neye.—Y¥ half a ton of other stuff of equal i just this moment heen carted off 1 er emporium of § Ann street, possibly vou may find it before it is convert | ed into pulp.” Try again. r the prosperity of the | moment, | | that souls were That Settled it. OS a train two gentleman were d S810 the nativity of a third who sat near them, I'll bet f No, he looks It We can tell by an’t we? All oO he said; 1 time is it? We watel iti That setth went your parc he replied. looking at his » minutes befo’ fo" Merchaut Traveler. daughter youth raptitr Sand barren said the old man ‘regard thi less than providential. You can to-morrow if you want to, and ¢ pone it later than Saturday. 1" fail next week ich as T k after family ioned ¥ rth be hever exn xe to ask the hand of my “any lif her. exclaimed be like you, nothin wou nd it's a rest of ¢ uth walker back imy stars, b lyn EB paternal num made 1a Philadelphia boy of his nitor, a man noted” for enerally 1 question > T don’t know.” minister said you thoi the was the He did?” “Yes: he said he made of Call, A Brooklyn girl who was eng Chicago man has -mysteri 5 It is supposed cof his other wives 1 on her and told her all about him: Women are mean enough to do an Phila. Call. ippeare Some thir “There are 14( the earth at present statistics: 1 Mrs. Smith, looki from the paper. ‘Only think of itt we haven't had a caller for two days ton Transcript. 100,000 people according to the “Dos’t go too much on show, my son,” remarked Mrs. Yeast to her boy drum major of a band, to be attractive, but he doesn’t fi music.”"— Yonkers Slatesman. Tue New York har drngging his pri has no terrors for know when he is bh much good,—Detroit Free Press, “Ler me id Lord Coler President Arihur: ‘1 believe we never met before: and to mel saw that hat of when I was a boy.” News , Tir New Orlea ners the vet some seem: yours once common sense is edu tion. of ar a good deal rarer and much harder to 2 ston Tran- script. Finst impressions arc tleman remarked when ame down on his fin lasting, as the gen- the trip-hammer —Boston Trans- | eript. comicbooks.com