Judge — December 8, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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{| SERS EE | capture out of the great big American purse with my troupe of distinguished f No er had the taken my brain than [ determined to tind carry itout. Inthe t sary to win the contide with the with the lambs upon the the face of the lions; [ said to a de nd gave him the gi lof the order, T taught the mon- show to skin a banana—hitherto th t fruit, envelope sand allan 1} to them the stery of the milix anut. To tanght the wrink in Greco-Roman wrestlin ind won the hearts of the goats by teach them how buck the ti Lticklod t the moose by telling him a me : and Pmade the hyenas langh with ie imitation of Lrving’s pa became monarch of the island t. fF had a doeil eyed my word and 1 peaceful’ was my reign. It sud Ime when T thought that by taking happy family of ints Christian land, [should be putting innocence to peril by bringing them into cont would shame them out nd teach then Ished to which The lion would pwn with the lem i © officions Wa wher—how easy and natural it was sup his bedfellow, and how much he would feel after tasting blood. lant would s a big head, a 6 the s ful prima donna; the goats would learn to. pass b their present: menu of grass and shrubs with contempt, and civilized luxuries of brown paper, old barb-wire fene and the monke | hears t every acts of w) they wer be snee: now strange pd at for Lyi 1 Dly for penn: ment is one thi and dollars another; and knowing what Ith of the latter [could amass if [could get my happy family to Columbia's bewtiful shore, I per- severed in my fell design. unless the author men- » Grover Cleve + probable sful candidate for President, to one cady.] “Now,” said drummer number one, as the train pulled out of Pittsbu I havea bottle of whiskey. sit down and have Tonly wish we had sugar Some todd “Pve some sugar,” said drummer number two, unstrapping his valise “And my brother h: drummer number thre gage Vil just step and he did The toddy was brewed and rebrewed. The whiskey bottle was a large one, the supply of sugar seemed inexhaustible, and drummer number three made as many visits ‘casion demanded. all feeling 1 were ubout to compound a fare= + Number three return some ice,” said he’s in the bag: vand get som handed. b “but the T take any more ice off my brother he won't keep. Primer—The old maid. THE JUDGE. Enrtor to Compostror—T here's been another defunlting cashier. bern nsing for the past four years, now in lype, Ninith ” instend of ** Bald the Presbyterian Church nith Defaults.” Alnaschar on Wall Street. ALN AScIAR turned to enj The tints of the dai were there th Babylon’s caliph or Pt the board lord; ‘Those tiny enps would be fair between The finger-tips of the Fi t genii searce laintier set for their ma So fi ros would On the delicate Alnasehar scanned his beautiful And he framed a vision upon it the Ile knew it was rare, of i | He saw it was wrought | And said: aliph shall see my al and passing rare; nd buy it straight, hest merchant of Bubylon; A thousand slaves shall attend my pri¢ A prince's daughter shall And so, with " He follc rtune from land te Till the first link snapped in his fanc As he swept to the earth his po! bride nd hha Alnaschar died—but his spirit still Is secking to reap where he did not not till, Wealth and fortune and fame remain Wripped in a futufe he cannot gain. Here he watches the stormy s Freighted with possible argosies: There he watches the ebb and flow ne and go— Learned in the lessons misfortunes teach, aining a goal that he could not re To these, Alnaschar, is all in vain ‘The lesson taught by the porcelain. Alnaschar stands on the bu ping against defe | Proudly he watches the stod street, Ss ascend, Sand rasa member of the and * He took 820,000" instead of the shace oO) / Take fore” in Methodist Church matter we “Ohio.” tustead Head it put in His faney pr ry doll Adds to his store He looks at And frame “If T put up Stocks were st in get—let_me sec Then T will sell them when they touch Five bundred—that’s a handsome gain; And when they fall PIL buy ¢ Then V1 have fortune in ty Then will 1 buy g them to the end. ne vision of joy ¥ margin now— house and land — faney glow brink and my Anasehar me : uttered heap of porcelain, har’s fitful spirit still ks to reap where he did not till; ‘ld of dreams is piled in heaps he, who should protect it, sleeps; Forlutios grow for the lame aiid blind, But the custle-builer is left behind. Values vary like ebb of tide, But he is stranded on either side. Prin and troops of End but uly g Till the w nis taught again By other f ts of porcelain. wes sully in ves, + Let's go tot *The Lass of husband, whe w ing at would | 1, Gilbert t off ina doze, ) man, Thalia to-night and see bet to her quiet even- My taste “SiLK underclothi journal, © grows inf at sufliciently short intervals, it al in flavor, ‘Tue dentist is facile forceps in his pro-