Judge — November 24, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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ever dawned upon Heraclitus that he might us well keep a horse as to pay the livery stable i Tthink Tl work the subject up. ure, mamma lets me have her turnout quite often; butit isn’t very stylish, and 'd really like to have an establishment | of my own. “Cthink TH broach this to Mr. | Heraclitus about the time I show him that dear little note I'm keeping for him. Ah, my dear husband, y ldn’t feel so comfortable if you knew that precious document was pin th ion of vour own lawful wedded wi Washington Gossip. Wasiisetox, DO C., Now. 15. nin me of the t your correspondent ever a ven at of R YW evening. festivi- residened ey was a well-known bar-tender the Hayes administration, and. his -morning snifter” had the effect of making his name a household word that isa re fall into the seeming ie place of bourbor yimta Democratic ( n, but | Congressman’s own fault, as it ds proved by competent authori- eC nan was a Mahone Read- rand Mr. Moloney did not give him hourbon, as he thought it would clash with sustomer’s principles. So it was only a after all. Mr, Moloney now n of his own, and your ident need scarcely say that his bar ked with the choiec ands of wines and cold Inches [He lent off short. If he ig use our columns as m for Mr. Moloney, for our correspone hopes to be ++ early-mornin, , break our ¢ imagines we an adverti which w 2 and recherche The elite of the city and an Malian orchestra composed of a harp, tute, attended, and the whole affair passed off with much eclat. An elegant sideboard, stocked with such delicacies as cold: potato I slaw, pickled beets, ut in nd stale | crusts of bread, at eral attenti and when a fresh keg ped the thusiasm knew no bi wn those for 1 the joyous dance possessed no charm, gtfal was furnished in the back parlor, where chips, var cents to a dollar in were disper the understandia o pair or better (whatever that may me of the low Moloney’s correspondent Tim O'Brien, Gwendoline; k, fourteenth-assi naughnessy and his ac Cornelia, autioress of t * What will darli r pitcher's dry violin and Amo: 2 | noted Colonel nd their stately ster-Carpenter ant lett ‘obber pmiplished sister t beautiful poem, | her drink when the and kindred effusions | lit, THE OLD WAY THE ONAL Bravty (to Husband) —7 hey aeedi't tell ne about the Proves Photogre, Wh the in- mpty rum ulty, the 1 I nl 5 for finite ina bottle. cl . Ganearm Ma the royal thumper on the wash-board-prny-fortay. — Sweet Marguerite Maginnis, ater of Major Mainnis, who had the honor of ridin the first ambulance wagon out of Bull Run, there, glittering in Alaska diamonds, and looking charmingly unconscious of the delicate pink heel that peeped out from the in her d ter boot, Mer heels th her it. like little mice, stole in Suckling observed. usn’t there. Ilis- business en- in another sphere prevented his Vocal music filled up the in- and the pure, f of Cecelia Mulcahe ven in anc Sir J Puente 4-11-44; while } the celebrated soprano of Fift nted her hearers with her delicions render- of the simple old ballad, ** Who gave my own Jamie that roof on his eye?” Mention, too, must be made of the efféct ‘Tim O'Leary produced with his slievo organ as he gently warbled the touching neutral-tinted rondel of Dave Braham’s, known as‘ When the tin can comes home from the bar”. In order that monotony might have no exeuse for invading the proceedings, Mr. Molony engaged the services of the accomplished slugger and gentlen Mike Mahone, who} BEST WAY iprovements ia cleared out eight anta: left on the sidcbo: bencfit will soon be t to know is an honor masterly stroke of poliey, The festivities closed the us fall tl order, ON wl tane ly hour with al row, and your corre 1 dent was sor Nice court next morn- he belle of the ball, fair Amelia Mul- doon, arraigned for disorderly conduct, and sent up for thirty days in default of twenty. tive dollars fine. General Sheridan is credited with saying that he wishes he were commander of th navy rather than of the army, because the latter is such a small one over the Uy asif he had anythin sa fellow ean lay his : F any time—by visiting John Roach's ship. building yard. A report las been circulated hh New York press-tiend, that James ¢ Bennett’s next advertising dodge will be to consort with John W. the Cali- fornia Bonanz: iMlard, the North-Pacificar new Tail- roud from the » to the Pacific shores, the fare fora through ride on which will be an iron-clad oath from the passenger that he will never fore than two cents for a copy of the N.Y. Herald, and not even that “an get it off his neighbor's doors 1 ec the owner secures it. Is there any truth in the report? : to see in the ing Un jeu de theatre—Sen'l of Posen. Candida pax—a piece of candy. comicbooks.com