Judge — November 24, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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Tue s have finally been here to dinner, Tam heartily the fuss is over. [don't hke Mrs. Hapgood at all, and I don’t think Heraclitas is particularly fond of her. ‘The way she gets herself up is a caution, and if Uhad such a neck and skin he has, I'd cover up as much of it as T possibly could, Instead of a dress eut de- colete, I'd we with a ruflle or acollar that reached my ears, and then I'd cover my ears up. dla pair of big diamond ear-rings, are off color and not nice a she always wears to mark eo murders the k atrociously, and is a second M T told Heraclitus Ey copy of the little book, 2 but he wouldn't hear of uid stid must not make fun can't help langhing at her and when the other night lish most Malaprop, sond he as she such a thi of her. specche at dinner she Antoinet why, [heard thi The w ple pre Invite th sto din kill two birds with one few other people we we ligations to, at tl T might as well tone, and have a » under cettain ob- e time dinner w s I before I'm glad the fuss ia over It's an awful bother to look out for every: I particularly and I ; dinner ¥ night proved no excep it’s to mak a sick he hur have Last the ral parted i who had been uneasy all the evenin forth without a word of explanation, head ach went; but Marie put iced ¢ ples and mustard on the and after a while Tf sleep, and [ sent her It must have been o'clock in the morning when awakened by a wbumping from the regions tened me half out of my senses, Heraclitus was not in bed, and what was more, he had not been t 3 and I began to erson in the how tried to get ou could scarcely succeeded in ing a candk ths on my tem- *k of my neck, tas if I might go to T to bed about three 1 was e only » third story. of bed, but I trembled so I and up. After a while I tting on a wrapper, “in my hand [ proce led up stairs to ‘THE JUDGE. waken the servants, for the noise from below grew louder and the y was more and more vehement, It took fo ever to get the cook and chambermaid up | and when they finally appeared they were as | T was provo | around there taki i, so I didn’t much care where he | i} | | and tak- | much frightened as [ go down stairs to inv ) suggested ringing the alarm for a ad that I and soon * one and none of dared ie finally » arrived, and proceeded with ty scort him to the kitchen. dthe knocking and poundin me one is trying to : I immediately made up my mind; one of the girls had scercted a bean down me accident the ¢ ned or locked, gratulating myself on bein, ch whichever one it was in such ous piece of business, when Mr. opened the and there. stepped forth, into the light of the candl ten to light the gus) the dri begrimed form of my hus nd such a looking idiot, before. It would makes for Tue Jeper. When I think of howall the itallin, dishevell doo: T never wit- good cartoon vants stood nd how T must have looked in 1 state, it just makes me furious. As he stepped out into the hall the pelice- man grabbed him,and none of us recognized him till Dinah exelai ord bress my soul, if it arnt the ma elf, shah!” T saw at a glance she was right, and with great presence of mind L dropped the In the confusion that ensued tryin a mate + Herac T soon got rid of the vants back to bed, distinguished or exti manded an explans tight to give ventures, but [st disrobe and tak went sound ash amine his clothes, here was no money in. his ps mentioning, but I f them that” amply absence thereof; and I eit kee specimen of female chire sion till a suitable and the: ton, He was much te rent account of his ad- eded in making him bath, after whieh he »p. While [ proceeded to ex- ets worth ein one for the this pretty in my poss for pr Ido py . Prather think he'll be will- ing to pay me pretty handsomely for ke ing my mouth closed al Phat little note will buy me not ¢ but one or two well if it don't. The next morning, after a series of cross questions worthy a criminal lawyer, I * How sleep the bra has been twice bur, sk Smith, whose house get out of the | How our climate is arran “While he was his da ina fuddi down, into th and then quietly s without my being any the Fortune during the rst part of the pr the cover to’ the slide was not fasten there being “nobody nigh to hin quictly slipped thrash the open landed in the would naturally ersonat. appearance, and -help to beautify his dress suit and ** Michaelis and Kaskell ” shirt front that he had worn at the dinner party; but, a ore stated, his brain was fuddled and he yidan’t think of more than one thing at a time? + Well, the cellar was naturally da it took’ him time 40, plow through the ee anid he finally ge his har found the found the door le ut the night before, he her keys. Being he could get h the coal hole k, and some his way $ down 1 he had reached ed, ax it always and TP could that sitting. time, and find out where he g Burgundy, for this was a reg tight, and a very bad one, tos Me isashamed of himself to he. suit. yurt again some so much Burgundy well he ought to spoil his swell Ile’s had to-order. another; andthe . FIL just throw the cost of his swallow-tail in his face, and T guess he'll keep quiet heen pretty quiet since this last ex- and hasn't even dared to make fun of my new brass plaque, inally com: pleted. 14 r or that the as it might be. I've snyhow, and we go out so much that [have time to think | of very little else than clothes. I need ever |so many new dress, and, what's. more, I'm | have them | ° Heraclitus is quite gone on Sembrich, and | wants to hear her every time stw sings. I prefer Nilsson, and the consequence is we are in our box nearly every opera n One doesn’t want to wear ‘the | twice at the same i | many costumes to last through the se ve got several evening wraps, but they look mussy; and now I’m gi that I'm not ashamed to wear. I'm going down-town shopping now. | a windy, disagreeable day, so I've ordered a coupe. It’s perfectly’ ridiculous that I | haven't one of my own, and I wonder if it’s It’s comicbooks.com