Judge — September 29, 1883 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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RESFONSUBILITY FOR SCCH Be RVERY Case WHERE A PRICE 18 SOT AFFIXED BY THE WRITER, QUEST CLAIM FOR REMUNERATION WILL RE ENTERTAINED, SLADE AND MITCHELL. - Ir the Palladium of our liberties is to be rudely torn from over us—or under us, or aronnd us; (where do folks we i anyhow?) if the free right of one smash another citizen in the no: interfered with; if two pugilists, imported at vast expense from opposite corners of the world, are not to be suffered to knock each other out, then we may fairly assume that our civilization is a failure and the era of Macau- ley’s New Zealander is coming ap: And when Macauley’s interesting aborigine does put in an appearance, let us hope that he may meet with better luck than the New Zealander of Jim Mace. Poor Slade came, saw and was knocked out by Sullivan, after which event he probably refrained from see- ing anything till he opened his eyes with local applications—raw oysters, beef steak and such. And now, just as heis beginning to peep again and has descried in the hori- zon of pugilism a little man—one Mitchell —whom he might possibly get even on, the authorities interfere and forbid the “ mill.” Slade had better adopt’ the suggestion of our artist and fix the meeting at the North Pole, for it is perfectly evident that America is not big enough for him to fight in. Sullivan is especially favored. The authorities never interfere with him—but then Slade does not want to fight Sullivan—not this fall. en to is to be A Goop pair of slippers—a woman’s heel and a peach skin, MR. TILDEN’S ORCHESTRA. | Iv the long ago Biblical days one of the specialty of Bibli- : «We piped have not danced.” It is by ns certain that the worthy who made old patriarchs, who made 3 have unto you no me; use of this expression had ever heard of the | Sage of Gramerey Park—indeed, in which he (the ancient Biblical writer) lived and thought and wrote is so far distant to make it a matter of doubt whether Mr. Tilden was even his contemporary. On the other hand, it is far from probable that Mr. Tilden has ever heard of the old writer quoted above, for his studie voted to themes po: the agi as have been de- more of contem- porancous human i than does the | Bible. Yet both men show a striking simi- larity of idea—an identity of sentiment, as it were, which cannot fail to arouse th tention of the Tilden has done a great dea piping, but there has beer imity of apathy among the dancing (and | yoting) population, The fact. is, if Mr. Til- | den have any ambition to be a leader of men | or of orchestras, he had better teach his hand | some new tunes, and drop those which were in vogue in 1876. i music and in polities. si erest Mr. of industric vers of the antique. singular u ht years is an OHIO AGAIN. Wuex Ohio r « pivotal State, mixed there as they are at present. knows now exactly how the cat the name of the things were not so badly ceived | Nobody jump, and it is by no means certain t one will know—till after the Ex-Sy in at has jumped. | er Randall has lately been indulging | » Hoadly, the Demo- crati for Governe f Ohio. Those who are in the confidence of Mr. Randall say that he is watching the Ohio contest very closely, and that he keenly de- precates both the condition of Mr. Hoadly health, which takes him so far from the | scene of action, and the bitter factional strifes that have arisen in Hamilton and Cuyahoga counties. It is known that he regrets the necessity for Judge Hoadly’s ab- sence from headquarters, and fears that it may be misconstrued and made to work to the disadvantage of the Democrati ty It is believed that Mr. Randall has advised the return of Judge Hoadly at the earliest | moment that his health will permit, and there is no doubt but the suggestion will be promptly complied with. The Ohio canvass was very fully discussed between Messrs. Randall and Hoadly, but | no conclusion was reached except that they could not agree upon several impo points. Mr. Randall is very anxious t Ohio shall not lose a Senator, and he fails to sce how it is possible for the Democrats to | lose Hamilton and Cuyahoga counties and | carry the Legislature; while, on the other ‘hand, it is known that Judge Hoadly at- pow-wow with Ju candidate taches little importance to the split in Cin- cinnati, and declares that there is no break in the Democratic ranks in Cleveland. One thing is certain—Ohio is getting ready asurprise for some one. and it is probable that the Democrats will be more surprised than anyone else. STREET NOISES. Wues the Jevce, from time to time, takes it upon himself to inve hundre ices Wherewith one section ef our population torments its fel- low * City Nuisance nd-one annoy and g ances as * he say ull'that should be said on so prolifi subject. We have, in times gone by, said a few words on the church bell-ringi alse arely finds space to a ination; on the obstruction of side It if the fullness of time h length arrived seems to fire a bolt against those the — principal speakin ome directly under the cognizance of the Properly wz, this is a question which should police, and should be treated by the station house at night and the police magistrate in the morning. Since, however, the police areasarule content to let the howlers severely alone, it becomes the province of the pre to point out the fact that quite a number of young men are accustomed to raise their voices unduly in our streets in the wee sma’ hours, and that the repose of the more regu- tion of the community suffers thereby, If some remedy is not suggested, we shall procecd to support our position by argument. lar se ‘Tuene is an old record in a South Caro- lina Baptist Church, which contains a note of the expulsion of a woman for * ¢ too much talking in the neighborhood. Shey evidently did not have any sewing ties in those days, or the church would e had no membe fool?” uman who tickles the “Pa, what i “4 fool, my son hind leg of a mu she ever find it out, pa?” 0, my son; he never has time.” Tur Quer document, | very well pl going on E would be satisfied if we had her income. Some people can’t get along without much work, but the butter-makers certainly be- long to one of the classes which churn a liy- ing. WHEN a poor widow finds a load of wood left. gratuitously at her door, she cen con- clude that she has struck a tender chord somewhere. A bald eagle has been captured in Rhode Island. He was probably on his way to New ork to take in the ballet in “ Excelsior.” A RED 1eEAD—the caption of a newspaper. comicbooks.com