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| 5 | | THE JUDGE. 13 | tk i a — — : | } | The Little Hair Trunk. | contin wo support cesta is i rents, | The New York Picnic. | fi | ’Neath the rafters of the roof for Sales, buy from inanufaeturers, Sho make a | “You must wake and call me early—eall Where the cobwebs grim PERE SER CED ARE Bia me early, mother dear, In the breezes softly float ative teethts: Ha eer — r our association starts its picnic from the ‘Mong the garret air dim, | Anatka ‘Seatekixs are’ getting ecareer every year, | wornlith \ The little old trunk AAR pelecin he Eason att Aineriec de dead, | We've a couple of lads to dance, mother, and j With its hairy-covered coat, advancing. As a substitute a new grade of a dozen or so to spar, Stands in the corner all alone. Sealskins were i teoniaced a sinter on hey s And Lan te ran the bar, mother, | am to cates Are “au; sands on t mast of China and run the bar! \ AA i memay Sites shipped to London, where they are dressed and dyed mun the oar eneath its hairy lid; and sold to American importers at about one-third | «pp, P = | ff What joys then will come the priceof genuine Alaska skins. They aredremed | | / le boys are perfect gents, mother, though On the little trunk standing it takes an excellent judge of Furs to tell | So just’ wrap up the cai sand pistols { id een the dilferre. Laes will, now the ditference with the pic. | ere the sunk plays after they have worn the garments two or thre ‘ ndity-scho c 8 : About its hairy coat, months—they will wear off on the edges, turn red AP any Sunday: ltools, mother; should picnic : Like some gontle halo look shabt urticle of dress looks so reabout, . We Of bygone hadly asa shabby Sealskin 1. Teould man : to knock ‘em out, mother—we're | | Thea | open avide wiacture ban wanes Go far a8 oat | jle to knock ’em out. The casket so dear F good lebust ‘Alaska Sealakin:Sacatie cos And lift out the treasures Siri, Now It would be very eaay to makeup these | Ofcourse there will bo rows, mothers if || | Of an olden year. goods and advert at reductions in prices | yy) I : ‘th I 1 | arble: from $200 to & AThundreds of them; but | ven Tserve them all with mugs of froth A marble or two, | A little torn hat if I did so, T could » business long. 1 would where they've culled aloud for beer; | A little torn hat, lose my t If ol, reliable | But what ean you expect, mother, when a Are brought forth to view, sade he eat) hol is trade Sear after gee, but Hf couple of hundred meet And a wooden tip | he sells poor goods, whieh nev ve Satisfaction, | 6 would : . Simple little things, ah, well I know; ho matter how low the price, he will lose his trade, | Who would masher Bune than eat, mother- y Bat boyhood"s elacure Tam receiving ‘Sacques for alteration and repair, who would rather fight than eat? NG POY HOON'S Pleasures made from zenuine Alaska skins, which 1 sold seven | _ Of the long time ag and eight years ago—the urchased had | “If I shouldn't come home at all, mother, { A battered pair of shoes, full value’ for their 1 ies who pur | through being a bit too game, A boy’s ball and bat, chased garments mad or China | Just work the hospital list, mother, until | A bow and arrow and at skins, no tatter how handsome nd dyed vou find my name; *Pwill drive away bluce of how elegantly tnished or how seemingly cheap, | Oy ler at th Ton lauibss inal hough a away will regret it, for they will not wear or give satis: Pee 1on-house,; mother; though: To search in the trunk, faction the * cops’ would hardly dare; { For treasures that are sunk alskin garments are more f: nablethan ever; | Yet you'll possibly find me there, mother, q In that simple garret nook. and the demand is daily inereasing, and there is no you'll possibly find me ther Ex. ] rticle of dress which gives as good satisfaction as . : Ah, joys they will come, vliable Sealskin Sacque or Dolman, To buy a | ana a th y Sills bm ight, buy where it is made, Ita lady wishes | A NOTED base-ball player has been sent to fsuilvnaieh Son ANOS sitar | a garment which costsso much money asi xe the penitentiary in New York for attempting j a Hee pare grote §e the proper place (o go is to a reliable manufacturer. | to anurder his wife. Some of his old com- : rristowen Herald fun. 1 hier houses that manufacture as mades have very little sympathy for him. If | ee he tee agaurufacture ®* 1 he had attempted to murder the umpire, the | can afford to sell reliable Fur | defeated nine wor Newspaper Advertising. ld have presented him with ae pe wots garments wer prices, When a lady buys a andsome testimonial. If it wasn’t for the q ITS USES AND ABUSES. Sealskin Sac for § gets $200 worth, unfair decisions of the umpire, both clubs q don’t get « $00 garment for $200, but she gets just would win,—£z, about it, [ have ACard from C. C. Shayne, Fur Manu- | what she pays for and no facturer, 103 Prince-Street, j een in the fur trade nearly twenty years, pay ‘Tr unkindest cut of all: Mr. Tralala * West of Broadway. Beas tion to Uiainees, bil pay. ceh for ey se nea (to barber, after enjoving a hair-eut and his cral advertisers. If a merchant has a good thing it | tficts. 1 handle seals ly, manufacture and sell | think you've made a mistake. Isn'ta shave q pays to advertise it, but to insure anent suc. | Mt Wholesale and retail, have all the advantages | twenty cents?” Barber (deprecatingly)— re | cess the article advertised must he all that it is re | “Hic lomgexperience gives and still cannot sell | « Teally, 1 couldn't think of charging for i | ‘ in cri ae a att IIA TE. | a reliable Sealskin Sacque, 38 inches long, for less ee 6 | ) Dee rar leier to inline the Hore that Taare $175; 40 200; 42 long and 44 long, | “at, sir."—Ex.. . ata: for the public will note Imposed upon If 1 manufactured or sold sicques from | Norui~G more disgusts a party of New- 1} Tne tate a sealskins, T could sell at less than. half the ig. The late . a namede Ai a vork | Port fox-hunters than to have an old cow r i A Serer : rT tive, aml every warment sold from my | get thead of them, and go racing and snort- | bevene a eel ai ane He cetee de net fed tea aioe establishment must be one to recommend a custo: | ing along with her tail in the air and terror |; Eapoess pelncipies dle nesee deceived the pul» mer instead of driving them away. My stock of | inher soul. It looks as though they w j|, wee tHe ® acta p SPALSKEN Sycgues, DOLMANS, PALETOT chasing the cow, and that’s not an E | dence in his integrity, and, when he m: Frieiixep Wrars and all the leadin } Cossing OME ANBES MOE RD, 2) y ment, Hecked io He more reat alter Yeas ia: Fens will be ready for inspection and sale ustom.—E 0 ecvived. ” His Moxpay, Septem! Ladies are invited to call ree. Sou poeni, en elore ‘ | reward of honest dealings. It and will receive val m: nd polite oh |g AD etton-¥ ee your pot, © He Loves ime 1) | Re At anany of the merchants of to- | Mation whether they pucclaseor hor, Reapetfuiiy, | Very, Dearly,” is a remarkable production; || I | day do not aalnere to ne lou at rule of aay ert ing ©. ©. SHAYNE, but if you want those pleasant re ns to || i | tisement that will draw a crowd. : | For Maxvrsereren, continue, don't let him see it. As for the || GasGe aeianiee 103 PRINCE copy sent hither, it will be carefully placed — | The fur season is hardly open, the standard fash sat ee basket, uae aly for pe i | ions for the coming season are not as yetintroduced, | 'TeNNysoN hesitates abo ilding a A el aarantee of good faith,— . abd will aot be uni) the 10th of, Geptember, and | an.) Bat son he Hates! pant build ga | i) yet some parties are making a great noise and ad. | Memorial poem on the death of the Queen's | AR Ae ChabGRl! SRE THY | Vertising furs at great reductions in prices companion, John Brown. It can’t be be- | prema ats = . i ‘The advertisements read something like this:— | cause lack of words to rhyme with De ee Ol trance aul ae | j als 2 anes, Fey ed to” $125; $250 Brown, ‘There's **crown,” a_most_excel- the ungratefulness of man i | | Wey to ged eter How absurd thie ie Tei | lent and appropriate one for a starter. Now Weel, | ! | dot about time to hold upon thist. ‘The publi if his name had been John Smith, Mr. Ten- | Ci? A getting tired of it. It seems to me that n nts nyson wonld have been a_perple: | WosteN are more economical than men. i who insert such advertisements must take the pub- | not having the Walt-Whitmanic fac | You never catch a man saving the combings lle for a set of fools. i There a time. howerer, » make Smith" rhyme with the “King of from his hair ke a switch with. M | Rever when the season opens, No merchant cin do « Yrs,” he said, “1 prefer to have black | Tue Union Pacific traine aro making a 4 |] willing to 5 yan hduestinerchantafairiivineproit, Std given me instead of pepper by my | little faster time for fear the goats will come } | Tele very ctrange how those merchants who at. grocer. It doesn't hurt my eyes so much | along and eat the paper wheels.—Cincinnati | vertise to sell a $200 Sealskin Sacq for $125 can | When my wife gets mad.—oston Post. quirer. {; comicbooks.com