Judge — September 15, 1883 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Mercwant (addressing applicant for position)— Vex, we desire an assistant foreign cor- with? Avenicaxt—T don't Know nothin’ how to speak but the English language. Washington Gossip. PROM OUR OWN LIAR Wasimxetoy, D. C., Serr. 6th Everytntng he it present is as dull Madison Square comedy. With the way at Long Branch, Europe and Newport, there is to mix with. With the Legislatur home mending their fences, there is no bery to talk about. With the Presiden! Cabinet absent from their duties, there « no good dinners and excellent. whisk partake of. Your correspondent ‘ w rather be a toad and live upon the vapor of a dungeon,” than vegetate in Washington in the do and nothing but the s of the duties he owes your readers prevents him availing himself of the numerous cor- d from many re friends’ t accompany them on their hunting, fishing and yachting expeditions. A party b the ot qi sought a Go poor, and could lay his hands on, from a place in the Cabinet to a second assistant door-keeper- ship. He claims to have been President of the United States during the years 1876-80, only to look over the pages the name of Hayes was here he came from Ohio, and rmment billet. that period $ Chief Mag ir, the cheek of this tramp] from Ohio can readily be perceived. H e most contradictory accounts of him- self. He declared he was a Republican, and in the same breath stated he was the instiga- He said he was | as willing to take anything he | un to discover that during | Tilden occupied the | | tor of Civil Service re of pol e him dead as absurd as would be ting of his Demoe favor an additic t man Hayes is suppos Je completely wreck Sunday-school literat debauch of Ohio politi From advices just when Pre Little Horn an imposing by M Wah-wah-huc the Bung-sta The old chief 1 riv ry . Chie ea nslation. and metre of the poets THE BUNG-STARTER’S DE Would the white chi Of the braves of Une Of the sons of Me-ne- al purity." T' k, whose naturally 1 by Longfellow has cc form, and statement was 2 that of a man who, tic principles, would on whisky to be ah weak brain has been Vy a constant study of . and a prolonged and weak tea. received, it appears Arthur and party of the Big Horn and crs, they were met of Indian braves, aw-paw, son of -pow-tow, surnamed ef of the Uncapapas. very feeling, and yet ble address, the following being You will observe how pied the rhythm of the red ma ADDRESS TO. PRES ar the story Da, wpa Of the daughters of the red man? Listen to the great ch Listen to his guttural Of their hate of soap hief—this child, | vow! Telling of his people’s glory and water; Of their skins of buf’lo leather, Greasy with the greaso of ages— Grease that hallowed is by contact h the chiefs of many battles. Ww Telling of his grands ire, Wall-Eye, | both the peop Te-ne-pow-wow-do-z Lover of the fra it bacey, And the fiery, untamed whisky! And his cousin, Hi-hi-ski-ter— He—surnamed the Bull-frog-eater— How he scalped the aged white man, Stole his mule and, feeling bully, Buried twice his sharp-edged hatchet In the chignon of the white maid. How he loved to fill his stonejac With the festive rattlesnake—and How he made a savory chowder Of the skunk and fat opo: rd and the bow. at midnight faithful Thomas On the ridge-pole of the teepee Wherein dwells the mighty Red Chief, With his squaws, in number twenty, And his children fully thre When the air is thick and heavy With the odor of the Built to smoke out nimble ‘skeeters, Whose gyrations interfere with Hunting of the red man’s papoose ‘ h ssmall, whose name to mention In society’s considered { f of true politeness. se, and many hundred other Evidences of the greatness Of the red man of the prairie, Could Bung-starter—drinker hearty— Give unto his listening brothers. But the other mighty Inguns Standing round me, call out ho: “Lay thy tongue on ice, Bung-st For we thirst; oh, beg a little Of the white man’s strong fir And some chunks of chawir It is, perhaps, useless to add that the Pre- sident immediately set up the beers, and. re- quested the Indian agent to furnish the noble red_men with a box of Lorillard’s lor’s Delight,” it to the In- terior Department. hat the agent charged the tobacco to the Department is quite cer- n; that the noble red men got the tobacco is not so certain. acco isn’t good for In- dians, anyway. Chronicles of Gotham. CHAPTER ame to p ople of the and the sojou had complained of lack of 2. And they had chosen divers and cer- tain men to journey round about, and to see what way x 1. Now, it days that che ypof Gotham, rs therein, s, was chosen chief. 4. Now, these men did travel round and ubout, and did spend most of the days along the big waters. 5. Yea, even to the beach called Coney go, and th t of their smile and gleam of their jewels could be seen ‘et in fulness of time, after the weath- er was cooler, did these men meet and did Lo, ye thirsty ones, We will give ye to ink; even to the washing of ye will we Yea, even to millions of gal- | Tons will we give, between the rising of the sun and the setting of the same. 8, Have we not gone many days’ journey ve we not looked the country over, and even tasted the waters thereof? and we will bring these waters into the camp for you and your families, comicbooks.com