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. 4 pt — <= S| THE JUDGE. 13 | iit . 7 : _— - cli The Milkmaid. | Fright and Fear. Modern Railroad Building. By! 3 | A MILXMAID Who poised a full jail on her ling to the Lancet, | Last rata narrow- a head. recently died with all the symptoms of cobra | two miles long was plante | ‘The mused on her prospects im life. it is ning, because a harmless lizard touched organized in Wisconsin, and an i said: 1 with its cold body. Of two boats’ whe scented a chance for protitab! i + Let me see— should think that this milk | erews ence en k upon some | ment called upon the President ton will produce South Sea Is nded men in. inquir How is the new line | Sie One hundred good eggs, or four-seore. to be r they all re- | on?” he asked, after some gencral conversa- | sure, i simple explanation wasy that tien,‘ Splendidly. We have the right of | . ‘ot be fors in the tir way for the tirst tive miles, n fe Wall then=etopim bits Iemmse nol be Cor Menace ta arrows, but | steps to gobble it for the other | | et, tlicro’ was 10 apparent Mofleiguoy in tie four: | ©" Now much stock have you iseucd?”” i | Soine af: these mabe:laken) stoning they dlapleyed. A; plyehainn, died of | hundved. thousand “And how | nat ittwanty, foreneeident, anid ‘be flor visiting a patient alflieted “much has been sold? . yon see, it i poe . the preliminary thy [We hive + \ ee diuai-sixlvreountivemastin'tie “timex. to buy blue uniforms for ; he mall oye Lanes Shey nl egpe:¢ some 1 officers, furnish up several Children 1 javing beneath a gil malefactor hung in el elves by throw! tuck the ske upon one of the t where a rooms with mah amused them carpets, stones until a missile cient to purchase I Hand made it move: wheres President, Secretary lied of fright and horror, nish the Superint rany desks and mosquette as we can work off sufli- Well, sixty sound eg; T me Of these some may die—we'll suppose seven- t with a vacht, we Seventeen? Not so many—say ten. at the But the child could not have been **afra shall begin-the real s work of buil ie mest, of the « in any proper sense of the up a grand trunk line."—Wall Street News, Which will leave fifty chickens to boil or to | term, or she would not. have played there, . aH Ib was hurrying along Centre street the i roast. much less have thrown stones at it. With oinee eal ice ntiont I . | ee eee ee dene other morning, when a boy about his own i Six shillings a pair ur, threeand six, | Such instances, ma ; stopped him and ¢ + Struck t ‘To. prevent Ail caiutalies. that Now price L picion, it would be easy to fill“ vohame What Will fix. Within the last two weeks two deaths have Now what will that make? fifty chickens, [) been re] tel in sue prone ie Som ? : said, . ae ee cite dar ono cade ute aheeik “Cans a lawyer, he'll give me ten iia Fifty times three and sixpence— Pll ask | cused of theft, in on by a shopman: cents and predict that V'Il be President some brother N ‘ es iy & Foviecman. Only I at if he’s a broker he'll fip me half a ‘Twenty-five pairs of fowls—now how tire- abarro Il ind not care two cents whether I bris > me it is y the lar’ up in Washington or Halifax! S' long } a pare ‘ . stered | Wall Street News. i That [can’t reckon up so much money to him, though he was quite willing to un- wt . i dergo an amputation without wsthetic, | A FLOAYING ITEM says that the “ peelings nit no use of trying, so TH give a) phe man was well known t murag of green encumbers will kill cockroache = . and physically strong; and, but for th iomabout it, Green eneum 1 I'll say twenty pounds, and itean be no less. | that he died bh clilovotorm was really. | anything, if you could only t Twenty pounds, 1am certain, will buy me a | the © been slow to believe | at them. Be t they won! N cow, : mid od of fright, d before they could be F. 1 se and two turkeys—eight pigs | and only too sFeady to bar physicians. kroach that was in its A sow; . But there is ** no knows American | right mind,—Leck's Sia, i wif t wont well, at the end of the ee ohal seu cnn tI you | Wires the editor proposed and was ac- i year . RELI ND: cepted, he said to his sweetheart: 1 would Hef I shall fill both my pockets with guineas, ‘tis | aie Prince of Wales being at his tail be glad if you would vive mea “then, i clear, aide Poole. | on the list blush, he ad y Forge her burden, when this she had » who attended Lady ‘s party. tion, but asa guarant } id, your highness, | went around for a u She could not resist th j ‘The maid supercilionsly tossed up her heads You must have had acapital | Somerville Jonrual. | + When, alas for her prospects! her milk-pail Poole: mm not?” = Well, your | Smart we learn Freneh?—Chieago News. ia descended, : ant enough, vou know. | If you go to the theatre much it might be : And so all her schemes for the future were | Nuthin’ extra.’ "What was the matter | worth while. By the way, what's ; ended. with it? [should suppose you would enjoy | out and see a man” in s ‘ * ‘ i eamong all thenobs.” ++ You see, | News, Oh, it’s about the i This moral, [ think, may be safe —you must have scen by the | lish—ten cents a drink, and a clove thrown * Reckon not on Corl Janeial ihe society was a little—just | in. — Norristown Herald, a re hateh any snr “ Axynow,” said a young lady, who had \ | with a piece 5 See GRday eke (NY CER may have been frightened at a snake in the i! dy toher A New York paper, referring to the «but she never had a nasty Ye | a conpling bee did yon see in yourd going to marry—when [am dear erpillar craw] down the neck of her And we don’t suppose she ever had. istown Herald. Tre man who asks “ Are you goin: Tattended | Shepard tragedy in that city, asks in big certainly Pdid.”) And | types: Did) he Murder His Wife Before nthe person you are | Killing i If?" Of course it is mere con- er She | jeeture. 1 impression prevails that he asked, chillin; did, We I ave our opinion of the man who | this samme: dentally met the that [had never been married at all. . Kills himself, and then gets up and murders ‘Is this hot enough for you? Lam going to save this bit of cake: Fam | his wife. Norristown Herald. | idtog thonght he was gr going to cherish it, my dear, I shall have its ne children: “Why | they had ‘it hot and h A CLERGYMAN ask: portrait painted by an old master, and its’) gy we say in the Lord's Praver, *who art in| Man came out of the bec . where he statue shallstand inthe library. As anheir- | fo, od is everywhere?” A little and parted the —New Or- | loom it shall descend—" She snatched it | : trans Pionyene. i Because it's head- from his hands and flung it out of the bed- antec It's head | room window, ** My love, it hasd le she said, sweetly. — Now Francisco Wasp. which we enjoy are passin 8 Archbishop Leighton. Of course it 2% : er to pass, but it gets decidedly monoton- . 15 per cent. since she left for Sho | Sor bene Nadie | Ay Oil City choir at rehes aturday TAP hrobubly. take trade delareag the box ous HE the Archbishop only knew the joy | | night ran_oser the * Hallelajah Chorus. of scooping in a big pot o -tailed flush, } | The ghacie scraped uninjured. Oi City oflice when she comes back.—Phila, Bulletin. ye would ti Derrick. A peacock doth a wondrous tail unfold. | and make his ante good.—Cin. Sat. Night. comicbooks.com