Judge — August 25, 1883 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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a THE JUDGE. What it was Like. . ean you tell me, M Washington Lalude, period of intense study, “why the—aw— caudal appene i like wccoming fs cannot make or unniake her. content themselves with followit t. on the other hand—there always is nother hand ” to these considerations —at me is the city more tilled with strangers, mu no and it is notorious that visitors are better Mr. LaDud ** Well, aw, it is patrons of the theatre than the regular ine nething tua cur, don’t habitant in this point the comparative You know—hy , advant id disstdlvan fa summer “Very goo 1aDude; ver But ‘tell me why your hat is like a bad nd the ther, nv scem pretty evenly balance on reduces: itself one of w | which managers, not bein ean we well no—why is it? | . | not foresee with any degree of exactitude, pease it 1s something to w void. Coxsipenixe that there are only three | But there is always the possibility of August . how, Miss Fuir, you are just theatres open in New York, a good many | ‘the deadest of dead theatriesl mon dad for anything, don't you know? ppear to manaye to spe nd their even- ings in play-going. During the entire sum- mer only two houses have kept their bills up and their doors open, and both of ther spite the comparative unattractiveness of rrammes, reaped their ler than September, a remarkably nd the possibility becomes a ‘Two Detroit women, having a bitter 4q rel, Kept tp he < through twe parrol Onetanght her Polly to say ct You thie [whenever the enemy appeared in : the feathered ally sereamed back “You wer of the law had de- be tearin, ward in full those who live by the drama The third theatre which has within a few days swung into line with the twe which their pr he ud the concomitant th pts. ‘The factory box-oflice r are, with the eminently silly * with open doors, braved the. resistl turned many people away during the | dave. ie Marriean & Hart's, aid vor ever nd even the handson 3 1 ‘ : & Hart's can hardly be called a theatre in . on in spite of inferior | the sense that W all k's and Daly Werte pet nape ie ed a trifle odd when aer sinitten youth out of the front yard turned with eof his coat=tay local papers to playfully allude to t under the head of “1 stern chase, management and * Prince Methusalem,” did | not often display a beggarly account of empty benches This utisfactory to the man- of these houses, but what r must their suece ender int] rival mana sera who hi ave by rent for the priviles closed, and have had all come for some months tion is, that summ York; and in the « we have had—s cidedly can eotninngd crowded ail good audiences, to boot —while t metropolis stil lin swport, Saratoga, and kindred pl an struck a bonanza with his sketeh and they have the adva to everybody—from the Fifth | ate to the b’ hoys of the remote | East and West, all ean tind vd laugh at. He vein over again this year, no doubt but that he will find fit in = deal sHouLp think the tiremen would catch | ith of cold very often.” said Mrs. heeuuse t xo often yo around with their hose wet. sping their ¢ uitgo and no in he obvious retlec nay pay in fa suminer like that and early uncomfort- Ir wa foston girl whe blushed crimson when t hoy at the farm-house where she was summering velled, Kk out there, Miss, there's a garter snake under your fect.” hie EDGE arich pr The public can stand > of Mulligan, MeSorley without wearying of them. Mr might, with advantage, have thrown us ina fow new airs, of which merry jingles hi ply seems inexhaustible—niot that w tired of the old ones, but when the or sample tial prs lear a SoLomoy said there was nothing new uns tempted to extenc co. How. | fer the sun, and yet it is wet that all ever, the old faree Hished with the old | Kuowledge is something knew, airs, will, doubtless, show a balance in. the fail of sucee done by t be, in scribed to the fact that the and ‘in a| large city there is always a percentage tha <1 see the play; but to counterbalance it is hardly probable that the other theatres, had they remained open, would ‘ailed to offer more attractive bills of and. there nly drawn upon the Deus Feekiene s true road to paradis ed in pu * Marriage is the Wonder if he believ- dieutele of tho but have possibly | theatre's favorat the end of tbe sctson, which “7 CobW gush “isthe newest mame for jee inereased the above referred to. | would make many amore prstentious temple | Cam - of people willir But the whole | of the drama pale with ene7. | subject of sum san involved and | "phe Enion Square ‘Theatre will be the | 4 YANE THING —a windmill. intricate many conditions, | next to demand the = of the patient | | and susceptible of demonstration only by ex | jyublic, announcing a preliminary season, | 5 veriment—and very risky experiment | With Oscar Willle’s nihilistic niet. | t In the first place, a good summer engaz ment is largely —we might almost say entirely | —dependent ‘upon the state of the mercury he thermometer. On those hot breath- hits, when the very fla s exhale » walls om 1 with calorie, few people could b bed to sit for two or three hours in ah stuffy theatre—much less pay for the privi- at being allowed to do so; and in New | York we do, more than occasionally, have | summers which are made up of” such , l nights as those, It is seldom, indeed, that | | A NEW law in Arkansas fixes 640 yard | | Prescott in the title rol Wilde, Marie Prescott! Ominous con- | | juncture. May the issue be fortunate, Reskty believes that courtship should seven years. If this kind of a theory « to prevail, the ic m men would get and all the young men would have to through bankruptey—but it would soon s« tle the woman question, d with a midsummer so entirely , the legal distance between a church and 1 dramatic purposes as that which | loon. Why is the I ature, out there Again, fashion isan important | hard on church mem factor in filling our theatres; and fashion de- | crees that everybody who is anybody shall | BENTHAM asserts that “ uokind Jani leave New York in June and not return till | is sure to produce the fruits of unkindne September. Whether fashion, in As a proof of this, just call some big fellow | ir 3 the best tin seashore and | a liar. | country is matter of question; many will say : | | that September and even a portion of Oc Ir is not much to a man’s credit to be ower | tober, are tho pleasantest days for ruralizing, | much in debt. CNDER HYDROPATHIC TREATENT—1883 | comicbooks.com