Judge — August 18, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Two Canine Characters. ‘Tue old pet was perhaps somewhat narrow minded —a dog of one idea, the incarnation s his maste ‘other of man- reserved, if not indifferent, aud, time, he pined and refuse j iis successor prol usm of humanity” involves him in tr which ofte ence of untimely caresses offered with muddy unappr trangers, but which reassures us regarding his aptitude ive consolation in case of our prema departure for a world into which we ke no effort, like the mighty hunters of old, to compel our d to follow. Again, our first dog, after a reprimand, used to shrink from us for he nd. convey, by und solemn looks, ht ase that aw Dreach had ade in the harmony of our relations. econd will hasten to assure us that we are most graciously forgiven for our bad temper and unapprecistive conduet, and that, with all our faults, he loves me wits addicted ty the plea (or under) the table, and displayed his © feclings towards bones with w ed simplienty. Number two will blink urhanely as we p only towards the performance, when the dr to him that the cours rig whenever we were particularly busy, ap- | Our Prophetic Almanac. pea 1 with pitying ‘indul the fi which the two-leg about trifles wholly disconn | concerns of Li viewe nine st Wed. 8—The New York Siam will declare that the Republican party must rdful idea eccurs r. the dinner from the ea- » dinnei Thurs. 4 idential candidate | Another is ended, and he been fed, will he chunber will appear. rise, in silent re witness Fri. 10—Some men will be hanged some- | | and sit like a statue of Anubis until his} second di nat in where. | ence is recognized and his wants sup) Hie, rythit ile heceinnot unden psa, wil, win the —— cup at Number one was a dog of resource This isastraight tip— dor ake it away.) York Herald will vice to Euroy stiand—it is all s to our poor friend for an Indefinite | itter of intensest curiosity whi nds on his legs . and sniffs and looks SU". with his eves, what it when his path of life was beset with any of the thorns which, alas! strew the paths of dogs as well as me if a door were shut | gh which he de : red to pass; we eaitiot aluc America, Austr left unfilled) when anine companion, and the Feejee Islands, arat he hoped to catch had re- have not peal ine; Mou. 13—Ben Butler will be mentioned in ed to an inac le. he dividuality. TRAY. i} some of the new —— ome one will die wh 4 Watching and Two Lovers. ome one will be married wall round the premises till he had at- = ones will give Smith a chattel his end. Number two, on the other | A maid was sitting in the sun, mort hand, when defeated in his first eager and |) And on either side was a lover: | Sun. 19—Europe, | | impetuous rush, always subsides rapidly and | But the eyes of the maiden saw but one, | Austra | gnedly into acquiescence, and secks that { | And her pallid cheek flushed over- | land: will ignore the peculiar consolation f whic into unsatisfied longing | As a eloud, like snow, will sometimes glow isto be found in rolling himself up |. With a sudden burst of glory; \) ich toa circle attain, | While in sweet low words, like the coo ot birds, He whispered the old, old story. seemed to live in an_atme ined and gentle melancholy, such . Tle heat, comaritioh, cgaaid. | “Twill be true,’ she answered low, cred the proper tone of feeling for mortals |, 4s she softly nestled near him; teaveling: throuall this vale of tours aud And the unseen rival cried, + Ho! ho row, Ifis great mournful eyes looked as if | ,, And laughed; but they did not I they might at any time overilow with drops | “Lill be true, O, my love, to you, from the depths of a divine despair, and only | Forever and forever.” when he laid his head sadly on the tablecloth, ar, but the rival near and unmistakeably turned those eloquent orbs in unutterable longing towards the dish of some s faites will e eat nothing. Phe New York Herald will re- eu m from Europe. Sun will declare publican party must ceiv Mon. 27—Th t 3 ‘Tues. 2 nited States Treasury will rade dollars. ity of his sor aspirations or the true | hedreweact r | vein of his ungratified ambit Our see- her ellent corning Thurs.30—Several well-known soc ity ladies ond dog, contrary, is blessed with a her silent scorning. vill bores New cheerful disposition, and evidently views the | Fri. 31—The situation in Ohio! wa be dis- world as at] ng in kind. people, | social dogs, canine toms and abundant bones. Tfis bark sounds like the merry laugh of childhex cussed, | | Sat.Sept.1 —Trains on the elevated roads will run all da , and means nothing but | ‘The maid lay on her snowy bed, Tues, 4—Cloves will be white, and in sor alfright ‘as not heeding. aten on Coney Isl- that best of all possible jokes, “How happy | And her lovers twain we | and. Tam!” He skips here and there as if wish | “Oh, live, my darling, liv Wed. Another Presidential candidate ing to go everyway at once, and pursues im- With love ¢ ° will appear. aginary objects out of mere joyousness of | But the rival lover leaned fondly over | Thurs. 6-—Coffee will be much in demand — | t. And yet, again, number one had an | And pressed his suit upon her; I eacy for breakf: proceedings not | ‘The other ne'er heard his low breathed word, | Fri. 7—The New York Sun will declare immediately concerning hin and habit- | But the rival, Death, had won her, that the Republican party must ually lay down to enjoy his “kef” on the | -x.y.z.| . Winutas Gri. | comicbooks.com.