Judge — August 11, 1883 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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eee ee eh ae ce a COU EH eer eS Lae ae OS ad Fae i t i i i The Way to Pay a Lawyer. A Griswoun. his office the othe peared at the but can you tell 1 + Yes, sir—next door.” ed his thanks which was locked. Returnin fie observed: “ Smitli ecema to cour in the first pl by telling Smith's office i Nhe stranger utter- s next door, lout of the build when he return: How much will y ion ina little stuted he of » and iger was moving My fee, plea You haven't?" + Of snot. “Tf you had asked me that que tion in the first plice 1 should have answere by telling you so, Good mornin Taeke wa Who played ti horn in the b&: Ile blew s slast That, as he went pas He blew all'the fruit otf —Cineiunatt Meech STATISTICS show that 50,000,000 p the United si day drink no more wh ky than 00,000 did) thirty vears Perhaps 1 O00 pecple thirty years i Irink as much beer as 000 do to-day. There is always a why f the wherefore.— Norristown Herald. “Well, PIL be ha 1 the mirror when it found it chaser.— Williamsport Grit. The pen is mighticr than the sword, but it ean never hope to compete with the toy pistol. — Boston Transcript. ed states Matual ACCIDENT nt Insurance. $25 Weekly Indemni. Annual ¢ 811, “anstw insur ew York. THE COLLENDER BILLIARD AXD POOL TABLES. sel ceET lawyer was sitting in unds of a pur- |b | Peach, with a dyin THE JUDGE. | The Early Peach and the Green Apple. Tie: Early Peac » to a place where four roads met. He slapped his chest with his stem and leo the cast and to the lah!” he cried, “Fam the and T drive the ambulan The lit- ren Apple came down the him. He the north and he bowed to the west the son of the Cyclone,” he shonte I travel with my own private cor ner. said the Early Peach, riend of the sexton, and [eat knock you out in four rounds, Marquis «| Tewksbury rules” “Come to the wake,” shrieked the little Green Apple. ‘and you IL me the harmless paw-paw of the wil f Teannot double up the tm * ‘Then they look: tice on. Fr girl from Vi south cam vou the tq ‘a id the little Green Ap possibilitic tat surreptiti« know hiin there have rey ath his untroubled vest a peck and a half of my br thre n. and | he is cven now famished. He awn as | the destroyer of watermelons, Hing tribe . the But when noth Jown the long a ruddy boy . and the t day was far from the west tl pride and joy of his | of his teacher. Whi lay he came, his face west, his heart as thistle dow meat. “Thy -little Green Apple set : hed hard a he came n rshricked, and, livid with hate, they fiercely sprang “upon him, In two short mintes the hoy had both | of them id as he cracked the ps stone to get at the * goodey,” he jimmy jinks, Twist I knowed where I ¢ find a bushel of them feller.” T “We were taken in. the little Green Apple replied, « but the boy slept soundly all that night ne back the next day to look for more.— urlington Hawkeye. Tar grandma of a little four-year-old had been telling her one day not to say people lied, but rather that they were mistaken. Her grandmother, her, told her a bear story, which wa one to believe, After she had finishes rl looked up into her fa exelaime dims that is the biggest mistaken T ever heard. —San Francisco News Letter. Tne rage for needlework decoration {s growing we and it is so that if a man | lays his duster off forea wo, the next time he picks it up it looks like a study of Senator Tabor’s premier night-shir lington Hawkey 1 aw burning to stand at the fmy | clas s the boy remarked when he threw his schoolmate’s exercises into the fire.— SSR SERRE, | taoton Prameoripl “Towe my Restoration lo Health _ and Leauly lo the CUTICURA REMEDIES." r wen SNe ilar and Sample Writing. PER, Ask forthe AW. STOAKES, Milin, Ohio TAKE NOTICE: Pwhitise. ws A CAR PEN CO., seks Bt. Yew Terk, A BOON T0 MEN AYWARD, Grn Agent. “401 Broadway N.Y.City. Columbia Bicycle A"what every TEVED and CORED withc RUPTURE comicbooks.com