Judge — August 11, 1883 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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AN EVERY-DAY OCCURRENCE The outof town 1 eateh the tieket on hi who fas but a minute to ast train, sk—and the ¢ CORRESPONDENTS. Wiens stare Aaveninp,—In a week or two, perhaps P,P, T.—Entirely rials long: we do not print se Rerorres.—We have your matter under consid eration, Finnent.—You must be cracked. HL. B.—Not bout want re not the man referred to, You though not exactly what we | pur“ Mess of Clams Try Coney Ist we find alataby it to Puck a bull ata g: it is for us to use what you send us Faxxie.—You are away ahead of the season, We | pont deal of fun with watermel ons and autumn moons before we hear the sleigh bells tinkle. Fenix Fo-Ify head of this depart some trouble id read the notice you would at the ourself nd would save us of reading them Hables, y once in awhile, Your entire article is composed of words which would send the average reader to bis Webste line. T have writt Anton G. BN mers to such length of years should man as themany | Teads the ela metrical contributic ed with * ¢ rookery home, wilt we use a in which mad” is rhy x wrong, but we feet an | you” nefer get | around asl THE JUDGE, Never sul Make nit toany wrong kiek! you we Make a hick! Right is might for honest mens i Though the odds be on Show yourself a plucky chick— Make a kick! Though it give the lawyers wealth, by force, by stealth— Always to your motte Make a kick! —Phitadelphia Times By their Names they are Known. A certain young Hebrew traveling man. with an elder companion, bought. a special ticket of a sealper, and got aboard the train, round he took 2, and then at 1 = What's Let Can’ the ticke get off name Without seeing This won't do, You'll have t tthe next station or pay your f itated Tsaxc profoundly, and to hi and said: . y name that w Can you tell me what it i dot ticke 3. T on k Moriarty »member dot ome teeke der you dond more scoglpers mit dot ANp now the modest advertising agent is z the editor to swear about his circulation, which the cditor is doing most the time without being asked.—Soston Commercial Bulletin, A YOUNG correspondent complains that ire tow many lawyers in the coun- Oh, no. my bow: the There aren't half | Down Some Ancient Ballads. “SING a Song of Sixpence the sixteenth is found ina music book dat nd the Mouse” wi “Three Children Slidin from | London is of unfat and Boys, Co old as the * Luey Locket Lost Her licensed i on the lee Bridge is Broken J of which the Americ Me was written k Horner ntury. Blanket * reign of James IH, to which monarch it i posed to allude, — London Joncnel. is oft Wow as who has been looking over blank- ets ina Mainestreet st Well, TP didn't mean to buy, Am just i Clerk, politely: “Don’t think y« your friend among the blankets: we ed fem all through."—HHarlford Tiines, 1a fr Were you in the hite war badly demoralized citize dowi the street on at don’t know how late vou mean, reply; **she gave me this one fore tea. Surlington Free was the s last night be- Press. Some smart rapher has st rounds an item to the effect that 1 has ever been found for coil i i ive us toffee. —Haltimare Every ted Satirday. is my darling boy to-day ixious mother, hark! ling a ride on a street-car gay, 1 for base-ball park. A BALD-HEADED man, who has b the hairs of a man's heal ar wants to know if there is not nd not for —Uil City Blizard. me hy says the wouldn't advance a nickel on it, pawnbroker.—.V. 0. Picayune. color artist: The negro whitewasher. ty pleasure it affords says the comicbooks.com