Judge — August 4, 1883 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Like Corcoran command ABOUT BUSYBODIES. hold rhyme which has something like this We really deen ‘tw To mind their own affairs. But that is what gc never will eond hea vast, rich, and expa people, really good ul to do.” They an absorbing attraction for of them there ar who would rather g ruin a reputation th viks, for they y who know everything about their neigh- be credited with some little know that they a to do nature ). their favorite p Jin and made the asany foul snake or poison- 1. They must know that they lie often, ritable alway And yet on they nce from their ever-w pparently thinking t manifest destiny. not made them repuls they are’ fulfilling slander and lie and skunks to 1 But why do people sten to them, why heed them?—for that they wrecked a home. numerous in which their worthless tongu true and loyal friends. voman's name What do they say? example, they and ‘talk about her’. ) anything thi sire, breeding upon an And_ possibly Nay, she probably will unless she bea woman of unusual strength of mind anda tock of common sense. rd the friend agination, may of a pack of foul mouthed chatterers. THE JUDGE. THE NEW NAVAL UNIFORM. Tiere: is manner of That makes the Nauticaleulc And since tha cent men bravely — And it stall—shall friends to her vint = they eoond diftientt tosceure. Acquaintances come in myriads; such acquaintances as these are like the flies in stmmer for multitude, and about as desirable. Nay, they are more insis- tent than the flies, for if we keep our house reasonably clean and the garba barrel out of doors. the flies will not molest s much—but these flies make their own urbage, So the woman. if she be weak minded, will saeriti she will fore these may their to this erew: he sake of ck a tainted reputation inted meat—br their own taint with them if they do not find it ready for them In any other of the relations of life, would Ane person q society of a perse med and d, who would go far u friet oa friendship for Inst do much © or serve her, at th ding of comparative. stringers, who would not cross the street to save her life? ‘Truly no: yet such is the reign of ter- ror established by these busvbodies, that warm and true friendships are severed at their bidding every day. It is a comfort to fi 1 a woman of e sufficient to set the whole vile con ore at de ind proudly assert her right to be the best of her own actions, Such women are rare. but they exist: and, y as we can ju . Langtry is oni specting the nature of her friendship Gebhart we have formed no opinion and have none to offer. We simply say it is none of onr business. But there are some thons- ands of people. more or less, whose concern in the matter hit deeper than ourown, who h their tongues | zing on this very topic, and have arrived atthe conclu their impertinence very «l) that Mrs and properly i gether angtry is alto- ndened. Why, pray? Ter the tenor of life she has seen fit to adopt to be disturb- ed by the clack of a set of insolents who are and who can be nothing t It would re does ne er? seem that these people are so accustomed to Vilifying and coercing individuals over whom they have no shadow of a right to exe! a particleof control, that they resent as a positive Injury the existence of a woman who sh she cares no more for them than they are worth—that is a little le n_ nothing. And whatever M ngtry’s private life ws | | discussed it have as little concern have with the private life of the man moon), her bearing under the vituperations of the mean crew who have iled her shows her to have more trac womanhood aye. and manhood, inher little tingerthan ney have in their who ition of cowardly careasses—which ing very much, l. after a EPITAPHS, from various Sources. bones of Mary J little ef — up higher; if There lie t De he's g Kerosene off «I t the tire— th this sod, so cool and Be-snaked,” “ be-frog’d, whose dying words wer “Tdidn't ko cen Lie these we "twas loaded.” Who “beat” his board fe » boasted that Ae * Ww ¥. uffers for his crimes, ‘Tie Rochester Post- Express says that the lice are on the | put for some mischiev- 3 hovs who have been playing a costly joke on | ring door-knobs with ‘tar. t this thing straight. The j but the tar is on the door-knobs. do the ladies come in? At the door, re: and as they would probably be nobbily dressed, the tar would k its level, whether on nobs or knobs. — And then, after they had ling ps with the knob in their | y with a last ‘ tar- would examine their crushed and realize that they had cau Tue JenGe hopes these boys will be cau ed on the door nd, and turn- ar, de Tie Oil City Blizzard hopes the $ Oil Company did not get stuck with any trade dollars. But wh the use of oil if it won't lubrieate things so that they will not stick? Let the company put some of its oil cn its dollars, and they will run away from it as fast as if they were brand-new locomo- may be (a matter in which those who have | tives comicbooks.c