Judge — August 4, 1883 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. WITIL ITS INVENTOR Cal AWAY A COOLING MACHINE ‘THAT GOT SUNDAY-SCHOOL STORIES. WITH PATENT workmen tired ¢ him in idle- nough to resent the , + Union in precisely way as Denos resented the indiffer- seep ESTING MOKALS NO. XIV Is the days when Athens was riled. ther vrity were very were 1 demoora- there disturbed the whe the world. poverty, ished. tway off, whieh, «lin precisely the of Athens, yet was so beset and pe mies that the people did they were well off or not iteof turmoil, This s ed by an arch dem vouue a . whom for convenience nomenclature we will call Denos, who was accustomed to haran ily, and to preach doctrine lism and commu- nism. Now com 1 must necessarily be a popular thing, in the abstract, to the oorer section of any population; and 4 Jenos found them a grievat grievances—he r s stire, ec Indeed, od deal of influ- g such people, tho nized him for w he was too lazy to work, and prefer- red ‘to su uch sums as he could ¢ jole from his fellow workingmen by his bla- tant promises and constant abuse of all that they | He was constantly promisin in their condition, and in proportion as the found the filled prow dition, so far every di, taxed f Dene to his vapori used t unything morc ow foun He w workin or most equally d r enough, either which ok fresh fie 0 Athens. the m of Athens working, ind t tented with their lot in lif to sible and well educated to believe for a mo. ment that an agitator of the Denos stripe could teach them how to mend matters ‘They refused even to listen to him—for his evil notoriety had preceded him; they would admit him to their meetings, and. in a word, they him completely, So De- went and hanged ed it was the only ne in his life, anid > thingabout his had not brought were 1 en united in end it a ploring only o (1 that was that | bout long ago. If Dennis Ke rney can find a moral in the NONE TOO HOT FOR THEM. “Ar wha come extinet * Well,” tempe inquired t tid Johunie, all animal life aly.” + they ts the livelier id Johunie, uhiarky a atid the pro point at which heat would pi Id die in the fire, wanst a year? “Wary is it?” reporter of an ¢ speak as you do?” “+ lip, and ‘tain’t der r darkey. rature d become vive? y hang nimal life be- extinet. The they grow, and I there is a “fatal to flies, you know.” Johnnie, vie- plete without aid the pro- Shure, don’t wn til Rockaway ked a smart newspaper key, use yer got too much t cullah,” replied the “that I can't A parkeY can no more keep up a steady whistlin a bird c while therin ng itself ou watermelons, than a cat’s mouth, comicbooks.com