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DoT feel rade is dull: when the great nol washing: when fran vers for Sapol xed about Son . When world seems to have drum of the legitimate article, that girl's hand and the ment it would have alfor swe across, But there is ¢ life. You s 1 you meet a t too m some h time for the Some very we the a few hours of good sl hour, when a wom ing, pierc of th pat thirty m 1s voice, shrill, quave from a berth in Oh, how dey Lam.’ Hin a symp man, if, Um any “m nothin all if Pm not a lady's ut Tdon’t mind owning te vou ri here 1 wished that) woman in middle of the Athintic o1 the bott ric, or anywhere else where as her worst enemy could wish her to Yh, how dry Pam!" + Oh, how dry Th shé went with her ment of her condition intervals of about thirty se and sleep f the murmers from " “3 sake mina drink of ear. etic she qu the ome varic one get Il have no sleep to- man as I tell you and obliging, tumbled sof water, Well, when I eful, poor woman, that I don action, and I you my conscience fe away up, if my feet were iw trifle cold, as 1 down the glass and tumbled inte my berth and ntleman mbered ing but sure why his troubles as well as the Well, 1 wasn’t well settled down fore up rose that ¥ de the woman had had adrink and it shrill than ever—*toh, how dry “oh, how d ept that up till Twa ta wink of sleep till we I've and One ye shouldn't he ha ack Buffalo. sort of a nervous horror of do; em to know it and ug chap, whose acquaintance I train, was traveling with his Tam always atten and T was standing talking to Iready seated. Just. before ay, Lwas playing my up comes Mr. Bull- lays his prettiest on me to the | tune tayard and a half of cloth se- lected from the part of my nts vou would not be apt to notice wh ting nee of mind never f I breezes of heave anatomy, and damage by the size of als with which Nip or G devilish) name—retired under , I plumped down into the seat that young dU talked—he what" [talk myself Tw and she was trying all kinds of dodges to ma across the car. [stayed whe and never stirred ll after car at Philadelphia, though I down, me; TI felt the ec ing ‘round my extent t piece of g fe toh seat. My pre the sod ome walk as, though, ad left the wanted to | my business short and left | with hin THE J UD'iGE, RAMROD, stop over at Trenton; and then Thad to borrow a railway-rug and a dozen pins from the braken Why against caused should have such a spite never could understand » once, but faith he ry caused mine the Tt was when I was in the retail pnt up toa honse to try and an a bar of soap, 4 1 interviewed me ins that [dropped two or three cakes ¢ out of my basket, and the dog, with preciation T never should have given credit for, eame back and hem up as soon as he had done with me, Now whether it was from remorse for the way he had treated) me, or whether the soap disagreed FI never tell you, but he died the VT was had up for having poi- And would you belie me I neat day, if 1 had couldn't have two cakes of it not proved that th poisoned anything by ¢ And they called themselves w civilized community. "To be . it was down in New Mexico, whe y know more about gunpowder than soap, bat Twas very, very sick, an’ I'm not sure to this day but what the di dof it. . So now, if vor \ nal use t hardly expected you did p—for exter. Well I sure you never to have in. the r in any trouble and the way, a bucket of ke of this will diguise you so ends wouldn't know y i won't T must be gettin ater and your neares “AyTIQUATED jewelry is all the ra ys a fashion item. ‘This is great news for our accommodating avuncular relatives alo} the Bowery Why is the Brooklyn Bridge like a bad er? Beeause we couldn't find out its until after it was opened, oy faul FISHING-ROD, HONESTY’S THE BEST POLICY. Ane: stolen kisses Quoted so oft would And headstrong, kiss. purl For any to deceive sweetest And yet T think the doctrine is pernicious t 1 irpr nd slips, ecessary haste, delicious ‘Tribute of willin, The unripe, wind fall peach, in all its greenness wn mellow in the sun— d's meanness, A kiss should But a stre Nor can y ark a pause jon set ra lawful prize The truant child m 1d he not, yielded by the willing Like the ehild’s s And far more plenty, jus And ten ti agar, i is as sweet 1s rich and thrilling, es more complete These are my theories on osculation cir tiny tas vain their k Hill ming < of heaven, VU wai Tre new coun: have just been und find the bank “I vtrifle. Our bank account i $14,000,000 short—of what we would like it to he, aecount $19,000 To what kind of business doc most naturally and readily? course, 1 dow take Ile-brews, of comicbooks.com