Judge — June 30, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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"A GOOD JOKE. SLIMKLNS, Jones junior, and several other young fellows were ‘standing on the corner | waiting for a street They had had a ink or two, just feeling jolly and ripe for any kind of inischief. sently a portly and very dignitied jeman’ standing “just «for the nd we Jones no looking old ger the st and evidently waiti car they i g Vthat old fellow and hit him a slap on the ba It would wake him, he looks as if he needed it—and do hi I generally if itdidn’t make bim swallow his false teeth. good joke to go behi da slap like w forty vulders. gasped the vietim recovered I and his “Eh, whi when he hac breath, gla © him. ** What THE JUDGE. aulting me in the devil do you mean by a that ruffianly mann F really beg your pardon, sir,” said the | rently) contrite Slimkins. ** Shouldn't ken suc liberty for the world, only THE aven't seen fe vrunted t «shouldn't think your uncle from the coun- . ld ever want to sev you again if that’s CHRONICLES OF GOTHAM. ant for all. id Slimkins, 1 ss in the third y “Ite helped, [ suppose,” said the Jom aggrieved party; “accident nz but priest if you'll take my advi care- jand, the chief ruler, ful in future, young man. ght good in his own The delighted Shimkin. ‘ejoined his py sight. ly all round. | 73. Bat the men of the tribe of Taemanny Just then Tompkin ing of the foregoi nd w had seen noth: | did not agree with hing arrived on the q Ihailed by the incor. Whose sur him Do thus d win) wi vourdaren’t the fatjobs. and. sma hering, whieh is goupand slap that old gentleman on the | made of br and claim him as your uncle.” 4. For he to the voices of the hy not?” said ‘Tompkins; wet you | dwellers of Jotham to. praise the round I walk up and slap him and apol- RA Wiis 11 EO: Caine 16 COTE away with it, he departed not from the com- sof tim mandents, yea the commands and liws of aid Slimkins. | the people une was rigible Jon “Bet you drinks forthe er Tompkins, pres | 6. He rebelled und the paring to start. tribe of Ta-manny, and would not do their “ Drinks g ented Jones, bidding. And the tnsuspecting Tompkins walked he to his doom. The »wh } “and between the old gentleman’: paralyzed that venerable part omy ins had seized the opportunity offered by of Dimmikrats, ind all the « Theboss, whos his disorganization to retreat, all mi; sent messengers to the chief ruler been well, But he lingered to apole name Kleveland, and_ they r; [thought journeyed up to the place called I ” 8 the river Hutzoon, r And they spoke after the manner of out of his mouth before he ived a sting- | the tribe of Ta-manny sayin Tv vest ing blow from the old gent’s umbrella across | O Ruler! You have trusty good counss the face, followed up by such lively demon- | strength. Now whom do you trust, if not strations of further hostilities that he was | in us of the tribes? fain to beat a hasty retreat with his compan- 10. But you must promise us that you ions, who seemed to enjoy the joke even as | will do as we wish, and all. will be well. 20 he would have enjoyed it if it had turned ont | give us pl otherwis 11. And it will come to I, Theboss, The crowd drank with Tompkins, but that | will in the time to come give to you many young gentleman cannot understand to this | thousands of the tablets called ballots, so lay why the old gentleman should have cut you may wax mighty by reason of these up so rusty about such a trifle. ballots. “T really beg your pardon you were my uncle from the he, soothir But the w autbany on reoun The yeutlemen boarders were fortunate in finding a very sel MOUNTAINS. 12. How fthe ur and in the me t owe mene tx of tril of the ea prof Ge 13. Then Klevelund said, and talk in the manner *Dambizize an » Where now a . high. pr Whe ips have wer as | have? chiet the trib or any of the camps of the my fi same way camp of Got eve shall L wate over it 17. 1 will bring water to the thirsty eamp: mun of you, cither of the tribe of Ta-manny, of the tribe of Dimmykrats, or touch this my H let 1 of the jobbers and st way of doing—s ig, Then were ceed name amon the meno boss in truth . And 1 shall send me mps. and te all tribes, and white, to the Dimmik publicans, yea even to the all the country Iying round about. the tl 21. In time to come no man shall rise up and A spot for bathing The ladies also found it a coucenient shart cut to the eillaye—which makes it very please comes it that you remove the tribute. and the keepers your neither your vd true, r former lewlers, they not swept ow them no more? f rulers in other Does the of Benjamin Jarseys? Threaten me not, but get thee from before 16, By the way ye came, get ye by gone. TF shall watch ‘ove um. yea, as the apple of my the tribe - wroth with the chief ruler, whose ‘ and. And they cast = for aman to make ; tid: Now all the people ull feel the power of the tribe—and know into all . tothe Re- as great and over tri offe about chief black and comicbooks.com