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the station was around. Down men at werk: Eapproached the asked how long befor i where t = were due, and my surpris a that the it only stopped you spent vour | alvand they didn't Know any- it." But who is to stop said Eps ean’t vou do it? 1 dollars if you will” ‘Th it would cost them their amd just at this urd the shrill whistle of the approaching locomotive. Quick as a tla abbed the by the track, and thon, Theard the men shout aft that!” Tran back to the platform 3 and consternat train was already duc, there on snks, is nore fiendishly I brow Domoere carelessly tilted refurser to do ment I You sit in the s! ghnamer and g! | And taste all the joys of a roasting hot summer, | my feet could tely waving | the thing to in an ex- made it t toeven the benighted brain The engineer | of Her sat the city is no place for the | ras loki . the condacoe | if baby, however well it may suffice for theone | nd beak anil at eoonied’ 19.31 | he ha rand cherish, When the | that every. vr had his or her he | | therm Thursday stood at 93 | 4, h his or her respeetive window, All | degrees, and [| was almost gasping for breath | thig while the bell. was rin the engine | | || inawhite French nainsook ¢ with el- ng, and the train gradually slowing bow sleeves, and trimmed with the sweetest up, As the last car reached me, 1 tossed the embroidery, he said we'd better be looking | 4! stepped on board, and } ' for some nice quiet spot in the country, and | quietly took a seat.” After a pause nin a retired farm-honse in the moun |) move on, of the pa ; | | tains as the best place for Tweedledums and | their heads inside the car with | ; me to recuy Farm-honse, indeed! [ Then the conductor ente " | , | wonder what he thinks I'm in tho acho and Wake GET wae We t} | country for! Of what use would “a stylish | [dy who stopped the train, 1 was somewhat Ay, | neh nurse, a pretty baby, and all my to let him it. 80 shing costumes be to me ina farm-hou nd when he asked why I did it, | | e sUpy anvbody | T told him Because | wanted to go to New | | the ditferenc nsilkand | York, 1 then explained matters, and wound or appr harming | yp hy telling him that the railroad company | little French confections P've had made for | fa better I | || my precious rosebud? Houctually said t to signal thaine if they | sham stip and an old straw hat were | thoneels | er for the child than all the white finery | c white fh and nd flummediddles in which s abitii- | wanted to know where I found the one 1 | ly arrayed—that a hammos er the | used. T told him it belonged to the work- shade of an umbrageous tree would be more | nen on the track, but thu [ took it without conducive to my health than a hotel piazza; | their leave, (for I didn’t want them to be dis- and a good novel qitite as elevatit | charged, though they richly deserved it for | als (yes, my morals!) as the ge being so mean in not stopping the cars for | men at a fashionable waterin me.) Of course I had no tic and when [ | as T expected, he intimated th travel [always carry my money and diamonds } his aunt Sophronia’s, in Berkville —well, near my heart; so, when the conduc- | most sulubriou hhis was x little + | tor asked me for tny fare, Ttold him I had it | for my morals, Pd take care of nd call again Vd have it for him. This he } | if he would kindly allow me; uch | politely did, and a few hours after Twas in | us he always pays for our board when we vis- | the arms of Heraclitus, who, instead of ap- | it (*) his relatives, there was nothing to be plauding my enterprise in being able to reach || saved in that direction, I'm sick of sleeping | Pre Gityethat night. said I did cory. wrongs if || on feather beds in stuffy rooms, and takin been:an accident I might have been my bath in a tea-saucer (so to speak). The | countable for delaying the train, and nly recreation they dream of up there is that if I'd been a man the conductor would to meeting on Sunday, and talking seal sworn at me. I silenced him by saying al while eating doughnuts and. pie between there wala no aceident: aud aecl: wae the, two aets—I mean sermons, As for go- | not a man, his remarks were entirely out of | | ing anywhere on week days, that’s entirely | out of the jon, for the horses are always Gterall thE He UlskeT anise: | busy; and, more than all the rest. T didn’t | ing to bury myself in Berkville for the next pro| o dict exclusively on silt pork and | three months, he's Hy mistaken. If codfish all summer. | “They haven't 20 much | Newport, Long Branch, or Sarutogu are too us a decent railroad depot within ten miles of | expensive, he can do without his Delnonico | | the place, and the last time I was up there, | suppers and trips to Coney Islund while Lam before the baby was born, [hid to flag a train | away, and he'll find his bills no heavier than } to New in this | if went to his delectable aunts or cconomi- | | rila's hus- | cal sisters. More than all that, he needn't and drove woods | for a moment imagine that I'm to besatistied out two miles from his odes | with any inferior re at T want, and expecting T would there t what T intend to have A swite of npart- | He was foud of music, but he contd not play—ao h or the city hurry ments befitting the style PENELOPE: PENNYFRATIEN . that | ln't wait for the train, but pliced my tform and’ departed. Doctors pay “stil pric comicbooks.com