Judge — June 23, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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“TRY But mark ! ‘The invitation With half-tr in fiz!" “A cocktail, not How welcome the mid Ax Charley twirls th THE TRIBUNE'S CRAZY ASSTHETE. te Tribune's wsthete hi seen Miss hhin play Opheli down his dictionary and burnian horn book and glimpse of English run m: One would think that Miss Coghlan’s figure is of too robust an order t favor in the e writer whose feelings would appe sublimated to such a de bility as are those of our friend of e; butit is not so, He turns his vo- cabulary loc agusto which must needs refresh, even if it pu read Ile finds ** the ima madness presented superb,” a sentiment wh: apply to his own language as far He finds a fault, which } Coghlan, if she can what it is from his criticism, will doubtless take pains to eprrect. He considers ordered disorder of the white-robed lunatic somewhat aling a studic much more to the same effect. ‘o make up for this, however, he allows that work displayed the mentality ninhood of the actre his own w y and luxuri tof the critic. But criticism is a master] exception of a few if other unesthetic but indispe syllables, the whole article contains no word less'than three syllables and r number runni nor is there a single sentence within parsing range of a well-educated schoolboy within the comprehension of anyone whose mental condition is not to Ophelia’s own, His concluding - garding Miss Coghlan may w pplied to hisown effort. They *‘ imparted a re- markable sensation and left an image of blighted grace and ravaged reason "—so we will let the whole production go at that. dd has got 1 his Swine other: s the the whole, With the s dreamed that he was bouts the other night, g to cucumbers. ** Well, dear,” said her, ** I told you little boys shouldn’t cat cucumbe' * That's s aid Johnnie, htly pre 1 the region with his hand t of his epigastrium, ** but you never told me THE JUDGE. SUTHIN'»” OLD SAWS RESET. ‘Tn a multitude of counsellors there is” adence of a row. makes the heart grow fonder” her a swallow does not make a” break- Misfortunes never come singly.” ‘They couldn't. It would be singukir if they ould, One misfortune might, but Lindley Murray forbids the plural) number. from acting that way. “Tis bett to have married on you, Set a thief to catch a thief,” and they divide the boodh * the twig is bent the ” boy’s inclined. argument against” a hard than” girl sour ave loved and nd then have th -day are better than chickens to- ” if yout are sure of thechicke quity fallows the law,” but it is gener- vlong way behind. very man is the architect of his own providing he don’t get it him or stumble on to a sinecure. u Tue: imposing list bequests well up in the milli unning —which make up the will of the late Amusa Stone, make us pause and ponder. A man with all this wealth to commit stic Well, perhaps money is not the only thing in the world, after all Miss Lovisa Pricr, of Philadelphia the other day married in Vienna the Baron Gabriel Bornemiza de Hazy Kas; fi lieutenant in the Prince of Hurni third regiment, which goes to every man—though he have a name as long as the East-River Bridge—has his price. A corNER in eggs was recently reported as existing in Milledgeville, Ga. How the mi chief could there be a corner in eggs? May- be there was not enough to go around, and the hens came squarely up to the scratch. Sur propelle: iven the stern are very pale graceful bow. Cuanity is the cream from the * milk of human kindness.” “DON’E MIND.” how that Tuy stand around the 4 Whence Charle The hamfatter beeon And smokes hi + folks eed and eleinks his rum INFELICITY. “Wity, Jones, old fellow, you seer ed. things work well in dguble- ne Ob metim : Well, that comes of being saddled with awife. But I hope there is ne ious breach: in the family. but Tv since my br Smith; only my wife is sulky found the cheek-rein ever jal day, and I don’t like ital see. I'm sorry for you . It’s my opinion that aman is b sir, sing AN Assoviated-Press telegraph operator ont West got married the other day, and a weok ter forgot to take new bonnet he had promised his wife, Next morning the country was startled by a despateh announ which crossed over he country for miles town this summer? clerk the was the mosquitoes 1 board in some! other d eurt reply, “1 and si fish TP want r Harlem A FAsIION note says that “in cotton gloves the long, clin ey will be worn this summer. no dou this if they use them: en but we don’t sev why the wearers don't get new ones in that emergency t you may be loved, be lived in the present "he would have instead of * amiable vid “be rich. Pkust men, and they will be true to v remarks Emerson. It don’t lo though Ralph Waldo ever lent much, he would have sung # different song. Ir is to be hoped that our get th Crook. vernment will best of the Apaches “by hook or by Ir an aged man now falls from the stern of a boat could ve called +t an old off-ender?” Auways behind-time—yesterday, comicbooks.com