Judge — June 23, 1883 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Ss ap ean te et ri THE JUDGE. een a most unfortunate w and it seems as ifn wrong, [was cleaning my rings with ammonia and wate day, when one of them slipped fr gers, and as ['d neglected to put the plu the wash-hasin, and the water was run amond full force from the faucet, [supposed tha course it immediately ed the return of my lic ad gone down the w y turned off the water, and lord. Afte of © the only man he ever (that’s what he sxe e), and making dis ible re ntire female nel it seemed to we for the jewel night. ‘The pl sais fe: pipe of foreing the car-drop further down and then left, saying he'd con in the morni Heracl bath before and that mad cross; but the diamond wasan old-minest quite large mnsequently valuable Well, after br fast, the plumber re! turne d, and after fussing half the day, caught in th there it had b I discovered the n suspended 4 Heraclitus had been continually never heard of anything s« ing to wash valuable jewels ing out first putting in the stoppe for the life of him see how anybody whe arrived a thoug told him I w so, when I'd found it, I he'd tric ear-rings could be ‘washed in ab ing down the waste-pipe, ev the plug was left out, He lov what T° supp considered withe scorn, sniffed contemptuously, and “N nding my ext careful pretty plumber's bill to px iy [got into a Sixth-av down town, and dollar bill. He couldn't ch at that minute, and went back ‘the form. I forgot all about it, and left the « jd street with but I wasn’t going to be cheated in that wa ly everything had gone the other momy ent for the they tore up | of Ther | nup stairs for xo without his shower- + for all his smart- was at length arded, and as the horses | were being transferred from one end of the | car to the other, Istepped upon the platform | and demanded my change. What chan, said he, but he looked perfectly bewild cing me pop up so unexpectedly—I sup- se he was wondering how I got there. ‘1 ars when I got on at 36th I, *tand you never returned me Tl take it now, if you p »| reluctantly returned me my di nd ninety-five cents, and I returned the elevated ip town. Dear mother thot it was awfully smart in me to intercept him itus, who always throws said he sidn't see came in, ‘Tt would | have been more praiseworthy to have cellect= ed the proper change in the first plac tospend two | time on the ele him he need | + | | where the y anything; that I wa: r ter or it would never sand if he felt very bad abou fin- twenty cents, Td charge it to her. wg in would have squelehed him, only it was t he’d heard of Lucinda’s commission, at of 3 > he wanted to know what I was te seems she belongs to a ght by the ministerof | and the other member w d to | arks asa te sent to me to get one in her letter, said ** Lacinda, ld know “but 1 didn’t see any | aything to himabout it, Pa of the beautiful | Laus Veneris ” a few and TE found a superb copy of it | ht it, and sent | Jitus, when 1 explained it to | him, nd velled, and suid it was the | | best joke yet—bnit he wrote to Lucinda to him’) return it, and he would: select something more appropriate. [twas too hate, hows —the book had been presented with du ube 1 we 1 the back it on, called m + | wouldn't look pretty if 1 ke to be made fun nything to lau tiny enough anil told me I but 1 didn and Vm sitre E didi The title sound inisters always li it was beautifully bound for However, I've written to Lucin- she wants any more shop- to Donnell & Ce West Hth s . from hous > had | just ul to asin | furnishing goods to farmir en if) ministers or shoes for babe hands of the whole busine: litus can hereafter laugh id, | He's ordered a case of The | champagne, though he keeping liquor im the fi ing to keep it to. tre ta! minister with when he come dust | that after Swinburne’s poems he « plat- | to drink a toast to the astute little lady selected them for him—ull of whieh he'seems to consider very funny. ring Ile evidently doesn’t think it necessary to. I just retra and took the ele nything about going in the country, but | ted down. » horse-car | treats the subject with the utmost indiffer- looked like could recognize him, and I remembered a City-Hall ear, At Park I ated, and walked up to B arrival of the scamy «long time coming, but my pat r'Ttalian tramp, 0 [knew I 1 [hinted at the new piano the ye vastically asked mb if I didn’t want a guitar and a violin? [didn't - | reply to him, but after I get the piano I in- He | tend to look in at Jimenez’, on Mth st., and | nee | if, by using their system, I can soon learn to that play on the zither, T shall have one. It shows off andsome hand and arm to great advantage, and Tam sure would be just the thing PENELOPE PENNY FEATHER, TWO PARTINGS. WE parted once before—you wept When I ros | You prayed for me before slept You little love, you k But now Which then. sd so," you did wu loved me better then than now— You eruel thing mber what the sea mont to st w you, did? jeu pretty simile C you know you didt | ed that summer br Ih love's fi What have T done On ine Yu You liked it then, you know you did. You said, With you ‘twould seom so fair = path to go" you did; hit Law ~ heir, You utter thier! ew you did Ivn, has lost heats a bar SILAS ALBERTSON, of | thirty-nine cows by tire, | beene: From this sad affair we may learn How readily beef itn Mad the te at Ere the fire, with They'd not have ye Toa teen Wispom is the only headlight: whieh il- lumines the way ahead: experience is the which han the rear of r signal A TEMPERANCE LESSON. Hamniy—Siy, Pe, ean you tell me veky Murphy's Farnrn— ILanny- T give it up n't potas it comicbooks.com