Judge — June 23, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. AT OUR BOARDING HOUSE. Miss Siren coughed two t failed to attract three times, anyone's attention. | Staleybutt and young Slasher were con in one corner of the room— ted conversation, though carried on in ; interspersed with litt lady and at gurgles o rer intervals ntleman. Old ual immersed in his even- nd ne spose to pay tion to Simper. “Mhem! went the little lady much lower than befe You for that looking thin id young Slash take sou “Yes, take a tumble.” growled dug +A tumbler of what, said Miss Simy ing this very small opening fc ation. TP have rim and water the ving to bed is excellent,” Vat hy rly, right up and try i vwhat & horrid idea eagerly. s¢ the thin edy heard a tumbler of hi t thing bef So it is a cor Miss uml « Staleybut . COLONEL TO LARCTEN ANT What do yon mean by appenving “And you should eat a great Where's your uniform coat awd hat, sir? shouldn't you? Stuf a cold and Linet!— Lost “om ata qame af poker, xiv 3 the said Miss Sitaper, who dealt larg Con. To Bie-peewMen Diesen 1 haf losted bin bet hind at pok “And what isthere todo hereof) “Say, if you want to play eards, really.” p sail Slasher, re Twill play yeu a little penny-ante, “A ittle penny aunty?" 1 Miss Simper. Oh, here's Well, Fd be very pleased to, but, but— “if Mr. Ju sidl Miss Simper. ance.” suid Slasher, y will have a game of | t just new eyout see,” beziqne—" began Miss Simper, timidly, Oh” arvecou®: 1 na iheieleao ine 1 wonder youre net afraid = busy | time ago, bait L wasn’t quite sure. Allow , body will set vou dow alto Mr. me te congratulate », Miss Staley. | « 1 Miss Staleybutt spitefully. | butt.” ‘4 the busy’ bodies in New “nt mean that, word—and 1a “No, but perhaps considera from the ot 1 States te me down ats eng te anye Jugerson, aN asl ; sna nae have you te know, madam,” said Juger- srosely, bout the | atin, “TP knew nothing about it i soll roe req ther part of the out sont que?” hazarded Miss said Miss Simper; “+L hope thing that’s any harm,” “O, if you would never say anything at all you might be sure of never doing any T believe VI retire.” 1 Miss Simper, harm,” said. Juge “that’s. th iy : . sure way for a woman to keep out of best thing you ean do, mia‘s mischiy erson, rising eagerly and opening th “Oh, dear always doing something | door, ‘The very Dest’ thing you can do “said Miss Simper. Always, With -sueh ous affer ted cold ou've got on your lu Miss” Sin *‘good-night. sid Jugerson, time young Slasher had got into out with a soft r from its pwspapers f asher resumed his ph very red f Mr. § we by Miss triously some nondescript piece of work Stilevbutt’s side in her ori Miss Simper began to What a feel unco “What a tong © A hed And the parlor and its oceuy: mained normal till the gas was turn eleven punetually, [believe that ¢ affectation, id Mi Jevbutt. Of course it is,” said Ju rum and water is an ex afeetation, Go upstairs It is not affectation, Miss Staley- butt, but it is nerveusn said Miss Simper “Hot rum and water is tirst mite for ner- said Jugs to be nothing but Heenes won the recent wi Baltimore with a score o Now will That bon I king mateh in mil nd try it.” maker advertise the shoes vietory triumphant Hughes VIRTUE alvonet | planet. is it's own reward" and) that the only pay. it ever gets on this and fty it. POKER UN THE ARMY—Ow the <Where was your denm, a this muruing’s Froxtien. aw duty dn that dress ?— last night shouldn't talk said) Nira Scout—Me big Injun sme lost qua, knives aad jug whisky at poker, Me sorry 1 Ik nuteh, Miss A MATTER OF MONEY. Once, Broadway, 01 Could be ¢ Tn Brazil they Some the Tn Austria, on the face of it, And 1 will that Loi Get my share of good times in the place of it dene Why this This depen hy rs look far cach of whieh nniversary to occur st kind friends whe int oO gifts tom should Tump the Christmas presents, whereby the would ben doneenr out, hy for Do wid and toe vetting to be equaintance of Aldern teoat of whi quite an artist, hn W O'Haggert nton the loon juittiny 1 fen I into the pail painting a scene for an Lrish fer snow comicbooks.com