Judge — June 23, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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THE INGENIOUS BOY. United States, t. (the exact locality [do not t wish to give the IN acertain part of these woman and he father of the bout a year before, leaving his wife little help from the ne now and then 5 being helped a ged deal by the nself out, avith the two nd other things for ‘The honse-which they occupied was sitna- ted-m_ a rather lonely’ spot some distance from the main r ustom-to drive metimes the hor and then drive them k ome rtof the country there ud a habit of stealing and driving off an aped any dep but one morning, when they got up, they found their red cow hay horse were gone. these poor peop! on achair and wept, while the boy st a chairand blubbered. al, freckled-faced. tous od head, and eves that sl for some time ne with intelli- had boo-hooed with a sniff and ast gulpand gu out of a sink, r, guess them fellers won't take no more of our stockK—guess I kin fix “em.” . Um afeered you cant, THE JUDGE. vy driving the Cattle home. seem to rob pretty much wherever they've a mind to—the big as well as the little: but whar them as has got a plenty don’t miss a he 1 there, it'll just be the ruination of we-u <I kin fix % joinder as he walked out of the room, as the widow w or cot turn of her son, with a nice hy bi nd fried bacon ow the pod deal astonish pr a cow here ai supper of +, she was alking toward her, the fa- vd the two cow \ lane, each with a human male of their four feet, whilst Joe behind, + For pity’s sak her, * what is the Then Joe straighten eal up like w ut to crow, and sp re, mother, [ have thunk this bull ont, and I’ve cum to this con ‘These here trumps when they enm ale road they look out for the tracks, If they the footprints of cattle and hoses, they ollers them and finds out where they at night, and then at night they If they sees the ny "tL go to that place, 3 it a wide berth [ got a hull lot of old boots of fathe I know’d was in the rret, and rigged ‘em onter the critters’ feet, so’s where they walk they each make the footprints like two men, so whet ny by the end of our Jane and Ic mud, he sees a hull mess of men’s fe * Two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve, fourteen,’ en men g thane, Tl not she, and he don’t “ re an ingenious by.""exelaimed the moth rin rapture, but Um feared. the won't work.” Wyre it did work, and work admirably, for from that day to this they have never lost single thing from their farm, and they have four cows and a calf now, besides a colt longing to Sally. So you see the advantage of bei nious boy, an ing when ingenuity is well direct squat himself on We mildly su their foolishnes: of th for a dives for high much vou batter it out you always b since theer he in style—a lawn and to the best advanta a pretty youn THE IDIOT ABROAD. Winer 'ee 1 0, Whe bath «eur The whiel he usethy, net a To belpa ke But twisteth like a pre man 1 meet that And eracketh iy poll qu equator, He stianeterts at thy To buy, may hap, nerack thins, ere van Th Aid thing, When, whirling—as a vane in windy weather— Both Pand eye are knock -« ont together 1 find hin aways i see quien ie ticket-window maketh coil The damned ea But, axe sevks his porket"s Too late 1 write dertra, Too late a nose, before not extra! cursed tend in ay atavismi Who witnesseth f Recurrence toh I wish he might Ui And in’s school Ile came in the other day and prepared to a newly-varnish sted that the i of the beautifyi » but he waved us 5 all right. old mi A FASHION note for ladies sx rn. m will br “Wurerre do vou live w W's rey ent for aSioux Indi- When he gets her ul probably, later Breer calls the revived Overland Mouthly +f San Frineisco, the Wrermedoverland Monthly. Pana poxtat as it may seem, the men who ecnd Mont Blane for pleasure, always work yet true, that no matter how Knot, when you batter ve the knot hole. A nose-seTrer named his first-Lorn, Ba- ALL mankind” ation. has embraced the women ‘Two things that ha to be kept short to conviet’s hair, Some men are like picture they appear when hung. lly is something manly about irl; an arm, for instance. THERE gene: comicbooks.com