Judge — May 26, 1883 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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= eee ee. Se 14 A New York physician says it is ¢ ous to kiss any one who is hungry, as the saliva at such times is very poisonous. ‘This will probably explain why a young man fills his coat pocket with caramels when going to see his girl, He gua the dan referred to by the ia esaid peasing her appetite with sweatmeats b the osculatory exercises commen town Herald. “Tiear the widow Fi destitute cireun to Squire MeGill the a , I s’pose she " quire. “T should think the lodge would do som thing for her. “Oh, they did. When Ferguson died they published most half a column of r lutions.” — Marathon Independent. O'Dosovay Rossa—Dynamite is made of glycerine, nytrie acid and silica. Mix them, pound them well and then drop a hot coal on them in order to cement them together. Prepare it when no one else is around, be- cause the presence of others might confuse you and lead you to leave out gredients.—Philudelphia Ne the in- “GaTH” says: prize-fighter ever came to anything.” Gath” is certainly mistaken. “In all the prize-fight accounts we have read, at least one of the principals came to the scratch.” And a few years ago one came to the penitentiary. —Norristown Herald. Tuackeray never breakfasted until nine o'clock, and vet he always got up at five o'clock. We believe he wore bu —Philadelphia News n shoes. Reed's 3-minate Headache and Necralgia Cure never Falls. W. HL READ, Boltimore nad Light 8 Batts United States $5000 Accident Insurance. $25 Weekly Todemn sropean Permits w{th zie CHAS. BPEET, (of Rogers, Peet & Co.) Preshtent JAX R. PITCHER, See ____ 820 and 822 Broadway, New York. GASTRINE| (IN LIQUID FORM) CURESDYSPEPSIA DRUGGISTS. THE JUDGE. Ay old darkey came into an Austin drug store with his head bandaged up and groan- ing as if every bone in his body was broken. What's the matte ed the drug clerk. We have had the berry debble of a time, me and de ole woman, battering each udder wid de chairs and sich.” Well, what do you want ?” **We needs some anarchy. anarchy in de house. y. Dar ain’t no De bottle got smashed y spilled all ober de ‘mony in your house remarked the s he filled a small bottle “Tf you had more there would be le drug clerk, smilin of arnic “You am right, bo: fuss was about. De re chy is beka and di. chair. Dats jes what de on we needs anar- » dar was no hominy in de house, s why de ole woman hit me wid de ‘Tue addresses of a certain young man hav- ing been declined by a young lady, he paid court to her sister. “¢ How much’ you re- semble your sister,” said he, on the evening of the first call. You have got the same hair and the same forehead, and the same eyes—" ** And the same noes,” she added quickly, He has stopped calling at that house.—Cincinnati Saturday Night. A GerMan professor thinks that slates ad to short-sightedness in school children. saloon-keeper down town thinks slate similarly affected some of his customers. He ys when he puts their drinks ‘ton the slate” | they immediately lose sight of the fact, and their memory also becomes impaired.—.Vor- ristown Herald. I tar only von brice for my goots,” said one of our **clodink ” merchants to a cus- mer the other day, and then in an aside to his hewl clerk he ed, with and dot vas te brice he is villing t Cin- cinnati Saturday Night. ‘Tue widowed Baroness Rothschild, it is said, intends toestablish in Versailles a hom for aged and destitute authors and journal- ists. It is an excellent idea, but the distance is a little too far to walk.—Vorr. Herald. | A CORRESPONDENT sends a poem which he says he wrote to kill tim It was a case of Journal. * PLease check my trunk,”as the passen- ger said to the expreasman when he saw his c about to fall off of the truck.— Democratic saloon-keepers believe in ” if for revenue only, says the Phila- delphia News. Ir is natural for the theatre manager who detests dead heads to mourn over the passed. —Saturday Night. LitTLe gold pigs are worn as ornaments— probably because they are styelish.—Bosfon Commercial Bulletin. We frequently hear the expression “bee ina bonnet.” Who ever saw bonnet with- out a B in it ?—Boston Star. | Trwe, with a scythe, is pictured as bald- headed, so that he cannot be taken by the forelock.—New Orleans Picayune. ‘Tue following dialogue was o | other day: He: theard the ““Armantina, je adore.” She: ‘Shut it yourself.”—Exzchange. Tir Black Crook ballet is never given a | full-dress rehearsal.—V. O. 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