Judge — May 5, 1883 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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MODERN BANKING. a hank whernon the wild thyme KrOws"—SHAKSPEARE en the st banks of re it run ‘neath gr Jet cut its way J ozier spray: ses dank Bat never a green and verdant bank, nd Err aw now condem Fve seen the banks of Baden (\ kind of bankii Where the croupier gathers the tink! But never a green and verdant bank, T know a bank—I won't say where— Where the tiger lurks in his deadly lair Where all my money was sunk, oF sank— But never a and verdant bank. Wher Tsay Goto the PB. 4 dash Buy what you will—play any prank— But put it not iu v verdant bank if you und ¢ ve the cash, Thave put my yi To be ad by bul T have antiod margi But nary a stocks and. shares odd 1h ns while valu nid verdant bank, Thave bet four times ¢ T have eallod the tur where no turn has been: T have 1 with lotteries rife with blanks— But never with green and verdant banks. Ive Insured simall ve But never losing queen: ne on for «man that drank; Is that always sank; ners on their ra nto fore "a sreen and verdant bank Vive knows Where a president closed the doors, Murmuring sweetly, We'll pay, perhaps; of banks—I've known of scores— grec and verdant chaps AN infant, incautiously left near an open window, would infallibly have fallen out had | nota terrier, which happened to be in the | room, seized it by its cloching and held it | till assistance arrived. After this, some of our esteemed fellow ns, who have been accustomed to regard the soubriquet of * ter- rier ” asa term of reproach, will change their | opinion. If anyone hereafter ea | terrier, the recipient of the title will no long- er smite his interlocutor on the jaw, but will bow in gracious acknowledgment of the com- pliment, and will display his society’s medal for saving life, if he happens to have one | about him. I've always wondered at be Admired their impude The only banks, 1 sh Wherein legitimate When the My sy re the dollar went, And [earn the President's h Bat 1 keep my mo: slike those— e when they close: ald “will time” grows y from verdant banks. ul Mr ‘ounty, W livin her them an old fashioned he a large plate window where they were staying was demolished. —Rarheater Post-Erpress ubly they imagined that their famous had arrived unexpectedly from Can- bringing the remains of his storm in his This is our last comment on Wig- We swear it! O8 hearin Cayu and Mrs. Wiggins, of Ira, » had separated several months, ‘a large party tendered of such volume that Presipent Artucr nd party, it camp at Gard rs Island, on the Kissimee, orso, “beyond any telegraphic cc Why he shi t beyond ¢ 1 communication is easily understood.” He doesn't want his fishin, telegraphed all over the country Tur Juper thinks that the | Herald, from which he ex | item, has not hit the true reason, The very name of Kissimee sugg that whatever transpires there shall not have the publicity of the telegraph,‘ Kiss and never tell” is | a good motto, says Tue JupGE, whether it’s kiss me or kiss President Arthur, exchange speaks of the “dear old which begins, * Let joy be unconfin- .” Tt was Byron who wrote “On with the dance; let joy be unconfined,” and Byron had qrite a Tocal repatation as a poet in bis ww: but few people remember himasa hymn writer. Norristown, the above AN item about t uicide of a dog is go- ing the rounds, We hope this pastime will become more fashionable amongst animals— not that we have anythi q * HERBERT SpeNcen is a very punctual | man. In his boarding-house the | their watches by his comings and goings.” ° | Ilis being a “ punctual n must be a | source of great comfort to his landlady. One | objection to keeping a boarding-house is the AG RERGE TO ae lack of punctuality displayed by boarders, mp from the paying particularly at the end of the week. ed check. | = | AGENTLEMAN took some copy to a news- paper office, and the editor refused to publish it, Yet some people say that editors ** never refuse.” kill themselves off, how delightful life eat city will become. MEIGUT OF head a two cent teller to stick o1 | summer, ladies set | ALMSIOUSE METHODS. Scrubbing up the patients previous to the luspetor's counds. TEWKSBURY ALMSHOUSE, MASS., STYLE, that suits him, he often observes. ** before T was married 1 didn’teare what the weather was; but now anything except very temperate weather tries infully, “How asked a friend. “How has matrimeny unfitted you for the + inelemency of the ve Well,’ re plied Vereker, “when aman isa househo he must chip the ice off his front-door step with a hatebet, and shovel the snow off the sidewalk in winte If he is a married man, he must get up and start the fire for his wife in the morning.” + Y but in Mr. Verek Tn summer! oh then, well, darn it all! he has to take his family to the seasid AMONG the bodies of the victims of the Di- amond mine dis: ht by the st pifts ing when the disaster happened. Far from the upper light of day This patient toiler p: No me No more sed awa he'll hear his mother's ne hor Will summon hh Alack, alack and well-a He kicked the bucket red sire’s hoarse by and is clay. Usper many provocations, in the face of much disappointment. despi ber egravating interferences, Salmi Me is kept his temper admirably. No one would imagine that he ever had been in a st, if report spe are in a Passion: NoTHine was made in vain, There's some use for that atom, the “dude,” but we can’t see it.