Judge — May 5, 1883 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. as amachine. There is a machine in the | Democratic jarty; there is a machine inthe | Re an party. Granted,” ery the half-breeds, gleefully nd it is against hat very machine we have been inveighing.” poor half-breeds! How sblic cidly ye dis- cern the 4 in your ne nd of t hibor's eye how oblivious ye | e-beam in your | || own—for there is a machine in your own | ranks—a very rusty, battered, inefficient ma- | chine, it is true, bu There | is the parpoxe to be there is the | | programme by which it is to be obtained, | and there are the 1 who are laboring for at purpose a J upon that | ramme. There, ther achine, and if y pmponent nv cannot ent Do th 1 Roput who have inveighe |) loudly again alwart wingof the party || and the machine whereby it works—do they | | 1 Y | | exerrealize what has been accomplished by | ' , | that machine. In case they do not, THe | Jupar will tell them ina thing. Everything, that i accomplished. What h lican word—every- y that has kept the I reat Demo THE EUROPEAN SCARE A NEWLY-ARKIVED ROAD AGENT MAKES THEM HOLD UP THEIR MANDS. | rty alive in’ this | cessity outweighed his abhorre Are the | Meanwhile Mr. Parnell occupies the unen- f-breeds, in their hatred for the machine, viable position of am more imbecile than Shakespeare's brainless itadel inant © — The machine, we answer PARNELL'S “ HONOR." thing but the machine. For — in this Democratic city the rewards in the vift of Republicanism have been seant indeed the soldiers who have fought and are { city, and indeed th oughout the State? allows three ine | | iffer for a crime, | he | without testifying in their behalf, and with- out pointing out the real criminals. Did his ity reticence spring from a de: What has enabled the pa atures to ion against overwhelm rrison of re to spare trusty rts that Mr. Pare |tools for whom more work remained to do, o at Paris, gave his word did he fear that the ball of off that three of ten men recently | once set rolling in the direction, might Jin Ireland were innocent of the crimes | not stop till it reached his own fect. An- ie ahielic the: watered Tnlc :. Pare swer “upon honor,” Mr. or wrons, they deserve eredit for thats abuse | £0 Which they suffered. Unless Mr. Pu I it of place, for the stalwarts have at east | B&H i8 more reckless with regard to his word | ; . ; of honor than most men, and even than most an} at of David Davis mee to fusniehye it} J vamuers, Lis faieto nseume that he |2ere" fount for ne per jokelets, a Ha | Land Leaguers, it is fair to assnme that he | yoy there is nothing intrmsieally ridiculons | | { 2 knew what he was talking about. Buttobe bout it—except his vest patiern, THE in a position to so authoritatively affirm the JUnee is convinced that the Senator's fair | Tur Vienna Pres: nell, in of hor naries. R beng 1 intervie al inquiry, od fight are no mere ‘arnell. courage of their opinion I not e: ple come with a better g he half-breeds than innocence of these men convicted by due | bride did Uhissighs when beeeae || | | naa’ ts process of law, he must have been pretty well |: 00ing. or she wouldn't be to-day Mre, Da- vid Davi leat | da full y s expense. the jokes | | thi which 'isit? || Wle lt ter in expan izant of the seeret history of the crimes in question; it is not too much to assume that he must have known the real crimin; Tne “ona De it the anything—but above ake it te i people we Americans | op talking. are pret fo of € mM ih Ieper has all along pointed out the strong are pretty fond of titles, W e become | 1 pears crib fop who comes probability that the Land League is more or 8CCusto! ed to read UE, GUE DCWaT spers "i , mincing over the ficld of battle, and no figure | pel tt with thece musderons onpanians [tout © Smith, and Mrs. ex- vey UB that the divine bard has drawn for us ism Ls ssistant-d re nally ridiculous, The ing did not like the dread war, and he showed his dislike, y Brown, but when | he name of Ireland n like the following | tions whieh are eausin supremely, whit | 10 to stink in the nostrils of the civilized world. : sand ponders: “To- Circumstances connected with the late trials | be-hanged J. W. Jackson hes been repriev- ories of can- | have confirmed this assumption in a startling |° 1| NY not but laugh at his affectation, But, at st Paw | ‘ Meee ea en eetattone Bt at manner, and now comes Mr. Parnell, ple A yorNe Lapy hed a song sent her called wi! ort; he dil no} oer mil- | ing his word of honor in support of Tue | Under the Willow,” but her emall brother | at Sie The Wall bete die ee converse! ’s statements—explicitly asserting that | put it in the fire be got a chance to | i with, Tomi -breeds e as ridiculous fe sing ii e plained he c id t aim hel re sd ea as rague, as personified by him, knows the tng it.) He explained that he bad found a Hee his fop. e ce over a battlefiek ; mally place tod ' his fop. They mince over a battlefield inner history of those capital crimes for PUY plave, to Wig Heit on they have never struck a blow, and . id ;, Was afraid the snoc 4 jad otottr tee which Trishmen are figuring in the felon’s tt r emphasieg : ber ton By daring dock, Tt is reasonable enough; from repudi- _ Sowr: smart Yankee has invented an appa- | | criveize those who have fought through it | ation of lawful contracts to socialism is bat Tatus to relieve the strain on horses in start- | ii} And they wind up byasneer at the machine. | 4 stop, and between socialism and murder the |i heavily leaded | hor: Now let i] Shakespeare’s lordling did not like “villainous Rae eanid | ied'to a some one invent something to take the t : . 2 ;., | finest observer would be puzzled to detect a train off passengers who have to stand up in H salt pet nd thought cannons ugly things; _ | bat he | hat battles could Hot b 85} boundary line. the aforessid cars. vi eae that battles could not be fought “There is no wicket t+ the gate of law; a | ; | without them, so he contented himself with He who would e’er su lightly set ajar Tne Liant or otien pays.—Juet tho j a passive dislike of the hine whose ne- ‘The awful portal, must undo each bar.” same old sunlight. 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