Judge — April 28, 1883 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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THE LIBRARY. OF CON DRESS THE JUDGE. NM < little common se . ear on the | and executed by the British government iquor traflic, Hot-headed Hence it appears that ** Rough on B who are ina hurry to bring may be found valuable in diplomatic circles on the millenium before the world is ready | as tending to simplify questions of extradi- regulation of the itons ” prohibitionis for it, are as intemperate in one way as the | tion. minor snalties are reported . veriest drunkard is in another. ‘The liquor | as a consequence of the premature conduct of question, or the temperance question—eall it | the formidable explosive. Mr, Crowe's i which you will—is one that needs very care- | tongue was forced down his throat, and v || THE JUDGE PUBLISHING C0, ful and judicious treatment. If mixed | wed so fast that itis apprehended that sare bad, ed ation 1 a er charge of dynam Tid sas pest, FANS Sieur drinks are bad, mixed legislation will not | another charge of dynam nd the first s thorough overhauling of our E: and a careful invest will be required mend matter: should be a | to dislov it and set it wa freely as | PUBLISHED ONCE A WERK. 7 cise laws, | of old, +) her One w ) SUBSCRIBERS. ise laws, | of old. Number One” wa it clear in ation into the manner | two, and the sections will hereafter be known s in which they are administered, in nationalist cireles as numbers One and Two respectively. Immediate CHOOSE, AND CHOOSE QUIGKLY. | exp! * TLe must have two boats t ter the om the atm shere became perceptibly purer, in so much so that many people at- 1 legs who will hold tributed the oceurrence toatmospheric rather ther in nautical adage, and Presifent Antivir probe | tat to socialistic thunder, Further experi sui als Be hic Gaae HUELRS * | ments with this remarkable explosive are 7 deal of truth in it. And if the feat be diti- | *Waited with interest, p | cult under ordinary cireumstances, how much | THE TARIFF QUESTION 7 | more difticuk must it become when the row: | a: | e VOLUME IV. | ers of the two boats refuse to pull in unison, | MANy signs indicate that the tariff ques- Wer the present number Ti, Jepax | The President would do well to make up his | tion will be, bs it Ought to be, a vital one in sia 18nVOaRE.. aba | mind, without unnecessary delay, to which | “84 Ith yen an important factor in 2% , p P| t | federal politics, r by ike the - enters upon his fourth volume, and points | barkation he will entrust Arthur and his | federal politi by year, like th D back with pardonable pride to his record. | ¢' m " celal acta | Folingeoowball, ib haeheen fortune whether to the cockle-shell man’d in Not a single one of his decisions has been | py Chandler and Blaine, or to thestanch lite | 89d importance, ‘The western blieans, reversed on appeal; nota murmur of dissatis- | tle jolly-boat in charge of Conklingand Jones, | tue to the traditions of their party, have al- pe faction has reached the bench whereon he | For if he persists much longer in the attempt i iy embla mane a high jhyoteetion” 2 th “ 2" 2 i .. their ba $ letters which they woule 1 sits, nul he has not been compelled. to com. | to straddle tween both. le will slip down be- | their banners in letters whieh they would fn i tween them, and oh, Mr. Arthur, there is | it hard to erase even if they desired to, But mit anyone for contempt of court, In all] oi cota water down there! ‘There is a story | how anyone who enjoys the blessings of this fo seriousness, however, THe JUMaE desires to | to) of a man who hesitated so lone between | country, and fecls it tobe, as everyone must, | an thank the public for the warm and liberal | two boats that he had to jump for either at | the richest in natural resourees, and. far it, ad of the rest of the world. in everything it has accorded him in the past, and | the last moment, and it was his ill luck to | to promise that in this volume upon which | find himself in the most unseaworthy, It | xcept pauperism,—how anyone could desire would not surprise Tue Jupor ¢ j. | to introduce into the midst of our prosperity ler drop his oars at any moment ake to | the ea bailing for dear life, just to keep that preci- | land has be ous one thickness of board between his crew | Mystery to ever approved already. Good-humored satire | and death. And what would you do if you | ing for a campa | without malice; comedy without coarseness; | were one of his crew at such a moment as | Mall, voicing the Democratic ery of “a tariff sw ity —this is what | that, President Arthur? for revenue only,” yet trims his sails tocateh | : wavering gusts of the protectionist gale PLAYING WITH DYNAMITE. y adding ‘and the tariff the f Ad revenue.” Why, this amounts to the same AN influential meeting of prominent Fe- | thing that protectionists advocate, only it is nians, Invincibles, Nationalists and so forth, | not he has still better reason to sce that the pub- | # held in this city yesterday for the pur- | duties; this me pose of testing a newly-invented explosive. | fifty per cent; this means sup] he is just entering, and through many a suc- cer of free trade (whose havoc in ceeding volume, he will pursne the same historical), mu remain a course which his readers have so substantially except a Democrat thir n issue, Even Mr. Ran- humor without vu pleases the public, alike in. letter-pres nly sours pictures, and what pleases the public the publisher. Tne JupGEe has good res s Ingenuously avowed. This ans high to know that the public has been plea an import tax of nearly ther lustrum of wever you may phrase it. For — | | | lic shall be ple This playful compound combines the best | protection, qualities of dynamite, nitro-glycerine and sul- | if Tar Jev¢ takes half of he pple from SIDE DOORS AND LICENSES. phuretted hydrogen in about equal degrees, | his little girl after dinner—wisely be Wuat is the E law, as enforced in | and is galled the “ Irish-American dynamo- | that the entire fruit may prove too much w York—and a great’ many other places, | nitro-magnetic oppressor-exterminator.” Its | her small digestion—what difference does it » |] , for that matter? A great source of rev- | unscientific name, borrowed from a wid household pests, The series of exper | | | make to the child whether he deprives her of || | | the moiety that he may eat it himself, or that nt he may guard her rst consequent colic. A powerful foe to intemper- | advertised px A thorough and ignominious | ‘+ Rough on Brite Of what use. are licenses | ments on the pt when non-licensed places are allowed to sell | out in its entirety, liquor with impunity? Of what use are doors | forded those pres failure? gramme was not carried | The question seems to be an absurdly simple first test af- | one to have puzzled so many statesmen, and f of the | the central fact, which the straw-splitting | | nt convinei barred to the street, and patrolmen pacing in | power of the new exp O'Donovan | Mr, Randall hopes to make a campaign issue fi front of them, when there are side doors to | Rossa’s cheek was forced out of place, and | of, anyone can grasp. Be the tariff for rev- admit the thirsty crowd, and plenty of liquor | though not entirely shattered, will be ren-| enue or protection, the children don’t get be —whether licensed or unlicensed, the topers | dered unserviceable fo care not a jot—to regale themselves withal. | 1 for them. me days to come. | more apple than i n clear across to J. Sheridan was b The truth is, there is too much zeal and too | England, where he was promptly seized, tried | A Goop Motive-vowrn—Money. ae S006 802 Priced exchauge fom Avce 1930 ‘Tee H. W. Wilson Co. comicbooks.com