Judge — March 31, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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MIDNIGHT MUSIC. Tux. silvery sprays of moontight play Adown the midnight air, Ani in the distance far away A sound so sweet and fair. Is it a song of love, so lo From lover's lips so pat, That greets A midnight lay he chants on high To bis Maria bright; Is it a star from out the sky That swiftly win It is no star, by poets sung, Not fair and bright as that, It is a Loot) lly ang Al that bold Thomas cat. A scream, a cry, then all is still, No music now is heanl, The bootjack proved a potent pill, The love song is deferred, Again I view the silent With solemn thou And gaze upon the star in that Thomas eat. Vou L SULLIVAN Still Hopping. Z SI sme Os Wednesilay, the progeny of Mrs. Patience Hop- | Sseasas SE eee ping, widow of thelate Captain Hopping, held a reanion SESE at Red Bank, N. J., in honor of ber 100th birthd: = Over 100 grandchildren and great-gr: ren and ~ four gre eat-grandchildren were present. Mrs. WHAT WE ARE COMING TO. Hopping is in excellent health, and seems likely to live Liceysep Artist.—“Here you are! Artistic desigus for fashionable weddings, halls, dinners, ant many years. As will be seen, the *C ts not hop- menu cards, drawn while you wait; only three for a qi ping around on this terrestrial ball at the pr ; — at least not on the outside of it, alth aah sia'cay aKallen ta 60 1 doing a double reel somewhere nearer the center to * 3 a ating is scarce. ° ta in excellent: baa thing you how! thre alloed back go fowl they | don't coincide with them; I've been skating around keep bis feet cool, Mrs. Hopping is in excellent health, | said have heard him at the depot without the ald of | for two weeks trying to borrow five dollars, and elip- the telephone: ped up every time.” Go to the — mit your tam railroad. How much — demurrage you echarge me for dot car-load of gentle: | Baxaxa-skts are now used as a material for paper manly winter overgoats vat vas shipped from New | making.—Paper World. Yoricky last October, but vat ain't got here yet—eb? don't it? Go to —— mit your tam railroad!” As the Texas Legislatare is regulating railroads just SOME ENTUCHI Sas RR ce to try hoppi about a little longer, and the grandchildren ad dyinitum are hopping here, there, and everywhere. When the little ones play on the grass in the summer time, the neizhbors call them grass-hoppers, and the old lady, Mra. Patience, isa sort of grass-hopper widow. It really seems as ifa great many had been ground out of the old original hopper, which stands the wear and tear of me remarkably well. Mra. Hopping deserves credit, however, and | 20": ™e call their attention to this matter.—Texas An, could I but grip, Tue Jvvae won't be hopping out her family affairs in | SY"2%- The far fetched taney fair fature. Of the modern poet, Tue papers say that England is looking out for In his wsthete despair. Gtadybey's Troubies: “Number One.” In that respect she is likea majority How would I peans cull, of people. for everybody is invariably looking out for Number One. = Weave them one by one Gippyaoy was as ood a fellow as ever walked on two feet, but he had his failings, such as staying oat nights, telling lies to account for it, and similar fan! At this season of the year editors arm themselves i ‘ to which male flesh is heir. with shot-guna, in preparation for the poet who writes With mild appreciation sweet; The other afternoon he left the office avout two | on Spring. Then joy’s rapture fl o'clock, and owing to a depression of spirits, neglected to retur a Ho arrived home, in the neighborhood of Central | 4 MAS i Canada has prepared a cave to flee to for Park, about half-past wine, and was greeted by Mrs, | ety Shen Wiggins’ storm arrives, Briss thinks HS. KELLER, G. with the remark, “Well, youdon't mean to say-—" | th man will take out a patent for bis invention as he My dear,” interrupted Giddyboy, “I really could | a8 already a cave-at his disposal. To burlesque means to take off. This is probabl: not help it. You know the Sixth avenue elevated trains —- the reason that burlesque actresses wear bathing suits do not run after 12, and I was obliged to take a sur- GONE RUT NOT FORGOTTES. before the footlights. face car.” The brief but highly interesting discussion which followed has caused Giddyboy to hecc bitter enemy to monopolies than aver befor Into rare garlands; View the deed when done, Extolling all the gems The Spa hand-organs sing. Ronrsox had a little scheme, Which was not white as snow A. sew nostrum called “Rough on Corns," has ap- peared on the hest thing on corns we know of, is the sympathyless hyena who walks all over your corns in a street car. He got appropriations, but The people bade him go. Gone to hunt up a new river in New Jersey. Mose Schaumburg Mad. SILEA Rose ampurd MILES ROSS. Jon MeCeztovan says he will produce “The Wife Yestenpay Mose Schaumburg was called to the of Miletas ” daring bis engagement in New York next telephone, and received the following message from the | Tur young men about town will soon be able to season. Now, John, take some good advice: don't railroad depot: ° = posit their alsters with their uncle for safe keepin get into any scrape by traveling around with another “Ifyou don't remove that car load of freight that as to come out in a stunning summer suit. fellow's wife, and above all things, don’t prodace her in arrived yesterday for you, we will charge you de- public. People will catch on to the racket. marrage.” Tnx old lady who has a son William who ts Tt was adreadfal sight to witness the rage of Mose | scales at 250 pounds, says ske believes in the Tienes nothing low about Brooklyn, except its Schaumburg. His face turned a white as an aspen | alaze: “Where there's a Will, there's a weigh.” mayor. He's Low. comicbooks.com