Judge — March 24, 1883 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO, B4 and 36 North Moore Street, N.Y. VPUBLISILED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBER: (Userep Stars Notice put thelr valuatto a price we con 8 0 pou the article eenil to ns (autgeet ay ourselves 8% name an Jeclined artic tn will be reganted 1. Stamps sel for FetneM postage, w ashtress The President's Illness. Wasitixeros newspaper ¢ Moodinss the our ow rrespour hh dispatches settin ni puts forth that ome President of these isitors, We correspondents to receive it a ing trathfal inforn Ferd to I afore A marble statu visitors to the White Hou topple « We have the however, o manicating the fact that the President is not « atfirst reported, He ia jast Ill enonzh to find it ¢ ntto be shut up with a few of friends in the red-white-and-blue room of the House, That he 1s doing as well ler the circumstances we have not the sl doubt. We salate him, because, like many of his ol companions—be really is a “Jolly goo! fel 0 to some of ti Id become dizzy and er: sure com: ill 8 most intimate White A Desperado’s Funeral. ‘Tae: recent ostentatious faneral of a imuntered thief aud desperado in this city was certainly suificient appall the parents of rising youngsters. There was no plliott's life, He hia It is at as a hard-hitter he had admirers. Almost 4 tucked away in 1, not one redeem were. He was a ml, and many ons of New York, was always quick ed him, and in his assaults apon erip- He was cowanlly tered the prize. atch for h no friend. every criminal bas some good heart, but in Elliott, we are infor Ing trait of character was ever disc arliest chilelly years of his life were passed in New Jersey, and Penn: to tum npon those wh law-breaker fre twani cutharats of temper mi pled men ant weak women, canni anless aat- ified that he was more than a onist, and took defeat with ex th ont the country as pogilist tha 4 a thief, he was, in fact, ah pugilists. That the remains of such a scoundrel as and b Uhoughtfal m might well at all boys and youn men had an opportunity of knowing that desperadoes yy in flash pabl ir h centary; ani it is more than likely that thou- ula of the spectators werefled to believe that, although tt was a desperado of the lowest. possible descrip. he had an ‘army of friends. No, for the sake of Tur. Jepor, protests against the fostering of any such belief as that! Elliott had no friends, 8 few of his old aszociates saw a chance to advertise thelr largeness of heart, and they prepared the extra- ored 01 ations in this pected | y | | saddenly found himself flying thre fourth-story window, “There,” exclaiine) the it THE JUDGE. ordinary « afteri y wit in this city last Sunday e lesson of Elliott's life teaches small J young men that the pistol or the knife Is c | tain to play an active part in the departure from the face of the earth of men of his kind. pon, TI Flat Houses. Tue burning of the + Cambrid; tenements known as flat that the grand jurors of th do their duty if they nezlect to snch tenements. There is an offic iment who is suppo ” one of those great P& suggests to Tur county will fail to ict the owners of J in this city’s governs to have all buildings tre oF 0 ster may fully evide spected so that every precantion again Itis t this Ther the be guarded again: nis th set before hin, upon too m ask IY ocea ficial is not equal to the should be some power vested in b ty and faulty tenements, When the grand jurors shall have discovered that the owt | violated the laws from the sub-cellar to the roof of t buildings, then we shall hope that the owners will promptly indi to pres onstruction of suc rs of the tenements have ed, tried, convieted, and punished A Blessing to Mankind. ie into the office with a noise! took a chair without waiting to be asked. Everyt thim was funcreal, He was dressed in black, his nd he looked pad finished a | aves were black, «80k When the etit turned to thy aileron the tariff, he intenler with: What can Tle for you The visitor drew ont a black-bordered handkerchief, afer giving his nose a tremendous blowing, sald: T wish to insert an arlvertisement in your really val- able journal, hat in just at present financial difficulty | caah. Hyon des par, of * The Bles ay posing of nr inast a the whole matter, of anew method of dis which i destined t Hithert heen a thing to be dreaded, bnt by my new all terror will be taken aw: y it ure to die, and chil- dren will ery to be put te completely ‘olutioniz Hh 1 improve the subject process wang people will fh Here he pansed, while a «weet smile, equal in brisght- nest toa dark cellar, Then he went on before t “Burial caskets will soon when my n is fally underst Tnat placing the body of a loved one ”—here he wiped his eyes with his black-bordered handkerchief—“tin a deep yoo can keep it by you: It will be of beauty and a joy forever.” ** My invention,” he said, as he picked up the half- burned elgar of the editor and coolly lighted it, “is a simple one. Immediately after death, I take the body and place it in an fron mold and th pare, clear, melted glass in the mold. This forms a perfect pro- inst decay, and yon can the bodies of your loved ones set anywhere in your honse Yoa will need no bne Your wife ‘ed in corner of the parlor; your child Un 1 your mother-in-law can he stool in the Jast think how han a house contd be Necorated with auch loving tributes! Neither clim: r weather ean affect—— Hold on,” he cried as hi h the air from the atel his countena itor could speak: he a thing of the past lumi ine hole in the gr au -brac. 1 he shat the wii st go and put yourself in glass,” a low spite- fally. That Surprise Party at Breakups Sam, was extremely fond of re of these indi- Je articles under his little jacket than two fall- ald masticate, Bat donghnots were not day, and last week he felt hungry for #0 he put up a little Job on the ol seat grown men c furnished eve about a dozen; ast Mont and intin arty at hi Tuesilay night. D J any one for the world,” sald Sa all the while that Mra, Blat ul informed Mrs areal surprise. Pa nz about it. Been invited?” * No," exelaimed Mra, Blabem asgettin’ of It up? € ventured Sam, gg he stopped in at Mee Labem ated that there was to be a surprise . knows ing would never re shappishly. “Who's n't say,” the Mi The W Sammie, teful old maid!” Mrs. Blabe 1 day, Come again.” am went dowt ty soon Mrs. Bl the Breakup mansion. in, | Here street to await events. Pretty and struck a beeline for Half an hour later Sam strolled you, Sam,” cried Mrs. Breakup, “you just 3 a bag of flour.” inquired Sam, Innocently. v have a surprise party t ning to cook doughnuts for the When Breakup ei that told of the coming festivities, he imme the morning pwn-town, r ne how » hire an orchestra, and, next on his way nil of six Tueslay n nt and anxious rprise party was not hilari the pa chuckled to himself as he viewed the hy a cht ir best, rth vaknp family we arrayed paneeting clothes however whnuts Surprise party,” he it'll te a surprise be Nin o'clock arrives! ly the fights in th ans dismi the lealer had some words over ps mattered un e they se so did the 1 at the surprise party did not. Final- Pr V ont, and the eal; not, however, until Mr. Breakup an iyment, Breakup nsisting that as the fiddlers had not fddled, they ought not to he pai jer his one o'clock ¢ lor were tarni T tole yon vot it shust the meanest Moves, As the surpris van.” sald the I the whole city in, so help me ler, “yon vas t consumed the dou ispose of them, which be party | | i it fell to Sam's share nuts did very re AS association has Uden started, or at least the its starting is upon foot, called the in’s Trnth-telling Association.” The cbar- ter provides that all the members will, under all and matances, tell the truth, Ifthe society proves success what a blow it will prove to the well-known er stuck upon the office door. Instead of the Will be back in tiv tes,” we will ne out with the boys, be back, if lucky, in three Just stepped ont,” “Gone for the whole week" “Ont upon business,” “Around the ¢ playing pool,” and “At the other office,” fonnd at the beer saloon next door.” any eire m Tue song We Never 1 to have been snzzested to the anthor whi | past his tailor with his hat pulled down ov and coat collar turned! up to his eyes. his nose Ex-Skyator Davip e faet th: Davis fs to he congratulates! he is the possessor of a yonnz and Mave the positi appreciates the fact that politicians only deal with the liquor dealers, Mr. Parries Trish Land Leagn from home. by the appeared with the Now turns ap in this city, and declares th | not ase for his own purposes the | poor Irish men and women, but that | country upon a business errand. sh-box. he mysterionsly he not only dud ney taken from ne to this man, eh t comicbooks.com