Judge — February 24, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE BELLE OF THE MINERS BALL, | ''e!y 1 AS KMLATED BY A MINER WHO WAS THERE Gesu blame it, but warn’t she a stuncer! delat bow she s! Wo by ther bigh ta put on, she ther ball Jist showed she war bell Her phiz an’ her har war all powdered, looked sweet as Eve ‘fo An’ swung her skirt-tail like a peac Yew bet, did this belle 0° ther 1 she danced with the San A big moneyed gun of a miner well bean o° ther ball Who war th To hook fur a life parduer, Rody ne purp J eum to that ball Her nose al by ther wall. This wall-llower's name was Em, Stalhe Who nary adance had at al she war humly her hoofs warn't «mall Howivir, [might as well menshin, bt here, how th iy M Went off the next day a Em. stalker, the flow'r of the ball. So, gals, don't depind on yer trimmin’s, ks, to kete pardners far li Fur pickin’ a gal out to dance with, Hain’t pickin’ a gal fur a wife, Jibboy’s Singed Cat. y. is not rich, excepting on early mornings. His friends call him “ Jils” for short, and he bas be there used to it that he sev el to bis name 1 sport 1 he is to himself, panionable « friend to everybody tha The last fall of snow which dev hin the r ted for it takes a man with adi in anything like a respectad yy Mt, but bis finances wo ended hood turaout in N the rapners off the groand, His acquaintances who owned of coul Hl out on the re not a liv the slightest probal lity ot his able t * of the price, of hang up” the keeper an old pair of bl Fin wdy suggest that he able as some turnoata, but ald enjoy th » ride an if jst turnout, Jib concluded try it on. Block gaid yes got through using his team was over with principally, and so he arness and bring t “turnout odd 80 poy had gone, Oh, Ldon't mind that, Ta road for a drive. The st or money, and as this shall have this s why, I after the monly ¢ ason to enjoy the stip n willing to take almi patronizinzly Yaw, 1 vos dink aboud dot mineself, bu dot poy in der sdore m ale yon; Thy round ther hall er fall while he hung round her, she turned up got spliced to * the major and conception ot soo tine almost always, to have forgott nd a better such fine nearly set Jib wild, not perm to indul cuts, at wh | head aroand to take a look at his 4 ver there happens to be snow enough to keep hin 3g them, and there stable that he could tind where there 5 > and Block. the butcher. He had a horse and pung that he would perhaps lend him. Tt was not quite 0 fashi the splinters out of himself, | seemed tots or the day, as his busin nt his boy te | that it wor more under the circumstances, he hh style aboud it,” sald Block, ples haven't a team f nay be the last oppor ¥ exhilara sald Jib, alvhough be My much speed in him? THE JUDGE. nod a beaudy, bud he vos Min y drove up That's all P want!” and as pun lance, and the vehicle mi coat of nt But there wa Dr par ert could go, Uhat would make up f up on the rd pu 1. Mr. Jayp nkets nnd ged cold.” vurse not Fam an old horseman, and exactly how to ase there w ashe hal a mind y showing it; but finally Jib worried him ap uy of sh vues swarmed with fast J where the thr ppers and It was indeed a gala day, such never seen anywh ve in New York Several of Jib’ acquaintances passed him on road, and many were the merry salutations whic edd him, as he drove What is it, Faby a find itt pedi areastic, half-ec “al 4 “Ol, pe ps you'd Hi Tittle torus! of his swell uequaintanees: A brash with what” asked the S.A. pullin + With my na; “No; bat Fi hen-coop of yours for a hot it he, laugh nuke any errors.” Think you'll get out Tastat VU try | Gale Case’s before dark? As Gabe's was only abont a mile away, and J not be dark for several hours yet, the quest wined a trifle sareastical, and Jib got n while shot a sib head with n ry laughte ve that nag 1 turn whip and began to h the animal stops ask: “What are you giving met Do y ne with a thousand. Pat up that whip, But Ji was mad, and go be gave h cuts, just to convince him of th frighten him, But it didn't = ard, evidently intendinz tunity to kick Jill's head off the next time Th ler and: blazes!" b he piek sped laaghing by, “1 wonder how much it would cost to kill this beast?” } Hello, Jv! Gone inte the kindling-wo sked one Ob, go to thunder! growled 1 alone. He) his torm Everybody a 1 feeling « J not he healthy to whip the he | lhitn, and to ure him along, This was the best he could have done, for the v sold horse at once 2 vel best, althe that was net a dazing rat Jil) was fairly satistied, everything considerc ot badly left, besides heing laugh numerous acquaint ces with whom he attempt of your him with a pony and enter, and he tarned around re their rosy cheeks and sparkling eves See the Russian sleizh,” aid one of the hewitel fa masher as well ity. Jib could see that at trst {have been improved by replied the lang ism. Ifthe and he might astonish some 1, aud that wonkd be fan evening,” said Jib, as ak! procare in New York, bec erything was let onddly don’d let hit them,” replied Jib, taking up tl | lines and driving away, Tat least beat their little pony ve speed in the old nag, altho | tient pony, who s! ange bim on to vi ve itn the whip az Id up for hia t warmed up yet although he felt very sh Why don’t you sin haps it would make him go faster Built a tire ander him! other of th "Wwe said, in him a while longe hands to hin uld not overta Provoke beyond endur anil, standing up in the f reach, he gave it to him 1s pulled up to see the fan. It wasn't so. very alk my horse and let you ran that although they enjoyed it they could searcely tand what had anted pM happened, but when they eaw yy toward as muchas to and pulled Jibboy ont of a snow bank by th (all there remained visible of him, they bs a expect to r horse? Don't be so d Tl do the best Lean.” of a serious natare bad happened, 80 eptl of a big snow bank, and If almost com «l vebiele. hy hurt, except mentors close at e fact and see if it pletely from the thills o m to frighten him much, On the contrary, he raised his hind legs dash But Jibboy was not very am: hed the fair oppor adhered to him and ther acquaintances a real killing simile, but it was the best one | | hastily wljust ¢, and presently he rout your old singed 1 suppose F shall have to lead | the heast hack home aren't he aid they, turning after thanking the out of the road rawtingly back to the the wrecked pup; beast and start ladies drove up behind paper informs us that the svomen in Boston, whose averasee jay is | manaverne cf | s leaves them $26 a year for eye Hades! to this lent Ss i a EN SENET ene Ow ae aoe Se ing. It was Gad hoes Gamer ante and had he brushed comicbooks.com