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A CHALLENGE FROM AFRICA. Me Gortts (th wt any Wi Sr shut np oF o celebrated Af is The Ends of the World. We may safely say that the which wi able effect on soc place a bi Veople got all ready for it, p «1 of the world is J be likely Tthas been advertised n ime event, and o to hav red times without de id up their newspaper een cents to fc per collars to the poor, lightning-red agent, and 1 themselves to a state of cription, subscribed fi nm mis- sions, presented a box of spoke kind words to the otherwise reduc purity aintly Bat the world refused to do ite part ely refased to come to an end, me oll course of ¢ Recognizing the importance of the event { Tue Jepar has opened correspondence w and hi v1 information on the subject. rictly relied on, as they an nal supervisioy 1883. Th sages of all nations Our schedules can be prepared ander our per- hy a competent corps of pro orld will come to is th end on the time for the of Islam, of El Mebidi, the Mes: his debut the 20th of Apri ziven two months to t { Islam. Those who fed with a pair of elegant ch of the bles appearance who is to m Toe world will faith be converted to the ome will be pinos and a thro} bodes 1, while those who re- fuse will be fled « k for future reference. The being thus settled, the world will promptly Tit bet Lean knock him o I see by th s hecun | im. expenses to com in one, and allow on, burn up. jrared in Son! the 8: nutnber of warts on his left ea We are informed that a prophet who corresponds with the deserip. pected El Mebi rl He ne size Of Overshoes, $ the saine as the original. This proves beyond a that he is no impostor, and at the ate can be relied on, Still, however, the time of Soudan is twelve hours earlier than that of New York, parties had better order the come on the 19th of April, 80 1884.—The world comes to am end th 29th of October. It will readily o¢ that this date is the 13339th day of th ‘on which it is predicted by the Chit sayers, that Washece Damee Bang, the Supt. of Gods of the Chine i in every n and h 4 not to be too lat ¢ Empire, will come to judge the work pat an en He will give t form. reformed in this time will be to sinners, and paralyze thing: ¢ Haman erally © thirteen seeonds to re- | Those who are not completely. civil-se run through a steam » & paste m in the Bill of Fare It is expected that this rie out by a compel f You cannot afford to miss it Reserved seats at a emall advance. natme hot pl Chine mo and set al gentle ndants, 1885, —The tth of July ove b The way the nd of the world for 1885 comes on the pecially Ineky, because it makes ny serve instead of two small agonies orld will come to an end is this: The ith of July, 1885, is the anniversary of the Brakeeal- | leuppe Fa reli is protictel that the great white elepha will ba These will imi two beautiful youths, who will, jude upand asking every man his view don't a vidual t Day of the Siamen On this day tof ately turn into, th and when the two pups. world, oins * with his ows, having the tucl arrested, and ern like a 50,000,000 y prom incarcerated in the put roaster < nor longer than for amme is Warranted to take pluce as mese Hell, in a big con not Ie This pros] will promptly appear ont art in the mammoth street parade ery one Lo prostrate themselves + <0 will be richly rewai Juced mend this occasion ty every one to promptly As there is nothing in it which could of the world this year is 2 June moon tlereely cold, Keymonk, the head zo f the Patagon fonk will appear I jackass, and followed hy" As soon as the m the Golden 4 That is, every one in th Ld is to be dip npound of resin and and then th feathers and the bad in black. They will then be pout non Mon- keymonk can be relied on chaste and instructive trained bloc aps on the round it to beg ped ina this matter up ina ner, as oval of the press wh shineatems, » bring the world On that date L Buteh ment, appears and proclaims a cannibal tri through a sieve, quart bottles asa wht that a patent Hair persons will repen ing in so menial a for 11 her of act apacity. Hearse This is the yeur set by the Rikeyah whom there is > Faquimanx Messiah, nine trulitio feet in height, will come t » work. He will the until It Is «0 cold that it will contract to th nutmeg. The cheerfal Messiah will then «wallow the put «1 that will be the wholematter. The Eq maux give a personal ntee that this will take ulvertised. They wish it well understood that this Is is no o, cherche cribers who want to come end should take this in. Furt line of march, sent for three-ce address 189, —We have as yet received ne 1890, The Kinninicks sacred giratfe, St. Lumpsey, will judy May 19th; but we feel satisfied Still, we hold that the world will « there not a mysterions 1 It aggregates 18 whether singly, or whether you add the 9 and 0, and then put them together. cant that the thint lirst figure, 1, and that if y 1, from the third figure, 9, it number contain two §'s, which is most Hysnight Wvusine ir. Sub postage-stam) Hed mth of Siberia « tit isa snide affair gnificanc the figures and then the & Itis subtract the fi aves 8, which makes the markable, We hokl that these are indnbitable proofs that the world will end in 1890, especially when we remember that 9 is the number of John Kelly's boots, and 1 the size of Robeson's head. We have two competent prophets at work tracing out this matter, and will let our readers know the exact date atan early day. 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