Judge — February 3, 1883 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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THE THEATER LOBBY Ose. Napoleon Peasoup re our all He children t There is seal and his wife's ni Around this Nap Hoodlains of all n And he swears like a native hapertal Pon Plon * Dat he'll keel all dem sacre garcons, aifry one.” Me has sent to the Announcing yendarmes a manifesto, pis in it tres chant For his enemies hence By oppression the spirit that oh, how hard "Us to quench, lows in the French ! A THE POET'S WOES. Nonopy k himself of the gous, and all that sort of ridicu not by upwards of consider: who himself—as follows: on the nectar uch of luxurious ease us thing, Ie, List drums, But he doesn’t one of them, pounds «1 answers them “What ts tbe crown of the poet? A glister begirt with nails ‘That tears his brow api pierces bis heart, When he strives and strives abd fails It must be mighty unhealthy, fellow-citizens of both sexes, toh ister bexirt with nails t brow and piercing the heart. It is eng -bodied man than a poet. And yet t that the poet, instead of forswearing etry, and taking up the dan wood of driving ad un who, not the author's he hegirt boot wh af ve a more al abilities a more profitable and 1 more po y it to the newspaper etitor, glister tha t him do THE JUDGE. TWO UNSUPPRESSED NUISANCES. ax tumultuousness than ele But the torturing crown” is not the only afftiction of the poet. Listen aguin . What Is the robe of the poet? A venomous, potsoned thing. A poisoned robe with an intermittent sting may not be as bad as the he rough, and we'd rather be a po alf-pound w Hand wear a dia- mond pin anda When the is thrown out of a third-sto window by an irate editor, and is impaled ona fe iron pickets h chain, than tobe poet rrounding the ai , his satteri we may presume, ans n simply feels as if the working overtime. Bi crown a poet is robe po ng such dangerous and a He should exchange t Bismarck a tues married, and his wife would soon garment for a plaster-of-paris bust of 1a statue of a spotted dog. He coul omous robe at a second-hand clothing «tore nl a hall, 80 fast But one woe doth tread they follow. Harken “What ts the poet abod with? Wirt sapiats that sipaod yh When most of all be needs t Upon the sodien fet.” This is not crown or t The poet nt fit of the sandals by staffing the manuscripts of two or three of his rejected poems into the toe of e would prevent them from. slipping gh abe plan would be to return th ker Insist upon having a good fit or his money back. does a poet need to stand upon a sodden field. The im farther than the walk, albeit the latter, thinking his life is in di anit the editor is accomp: as great an affliction as either the an remedy the extray and yi shoe Why nyhow? editor seldom pursues ed by a cross dog. m: stop running until he jumps over a four-rail fen a cow-pasture for safety, And even then he does not newd to stand upon the sodden field, He will find it more comfortable to take a Finally we an old stamp. © the poet's reeomy what feward has the poet? tay sure warty, from strong men’s b the prayer that women pray.” that's somethi sand hand. a poet having his heart jabbed with a glister, and his an- ed by the intermittent stings of ¢ discomfort of his sand: atomy pi robe and t “reward” for bis work. Tl 4 when he would rather have a section of bol sausage and a few buttersl rolls than all the pra sures in the market. Th ht tind usefal—if they wen poisoned tthe Lit re are times in the and hand-pr *amile however, he ituous brand. of the spir Envy is the dyspepsia of the mind Axvnopy who reads amusement merely, would called reli absurdities in them tha the s in son Cryst his nose, confessed th aw, on having Gi th yhard’s fist thrust under was shaken to the scenter, A avest on being asked if he was the best n . wedding, disclaimed the soft impeachment, bi good as the aver: thought he w Pros and facts are hoth stubborn things. Mr, Brassrratenesis said tobe a man of exceating ly hard cheek. Sowrnopy advertises in the Heralil, A hous family in good Tn Probably, one in which none of are wholly or partially cracked for a ood repair,” individual members comicbooks.com