Judge — January 27, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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ox, it will not be in the interest of civil 1m to retain in office many of the men who obtained official positions in the City Hall through the them are barnacles upon the City’s Treasury, and to be removed. | Paestoest Antuvr, we understand that you are irying to screw up your courage to the sticking point, | aud that you contemplate following Tuk Jeocr's ad- vice to you to cast out of office all who are not in hearty accord with you. Let no time be lost, Mr. President, Out with them at once! The people like a “game man." Show them, then, that you are one of that stamp. Menpers or THe Leatstatcre, you have a chanc | doa great service to tie people of this city the power of creating police justices away from the Mayor and Board of Aldermen. Police justices should be elected by the people, and we are very sun few, if any, of the present justices would rece ticient votes to elect them. Battanp Swim, you are well known as Your early education in that life was g: | Kentucky. You cameto New York, and was appointed mauaging editor of Te World. Under your rej The World saw the brightest days of its existence, and | you showed yon ng a far greater news * the mana | tor of The Sun, but there the freedom that bad once been given to the king of managing editors, Amos J. Cummings, was dented yoa, and you were not permit- ted to show your real worth, Now you are City Editor of The Herald, You have an opportunity, we hope, to make the columns of that drowsy Journal bristle with well writtan, 8 matter. Shake up the old paper, and let the readers see that Jt can be, after all, a local newspaper, a8 well as a receptacte for informa- tion concerning foreign affairs. wapaper man, ned in aper. pu were engasced live ne Ex-Parpos CLerk Micoakt, the Governor acted wise- ly in removing you from office, and we commend him for it. Youare perate attempts to create, through certain mpathy for yourself be- cause of your dismissal from the service of the State, and the facts have been misstated, as you know i your interest. AS Pardon Clerk under several gov- ernors you held a position of much greater importance than the general public has knowledge of. The fate of many convicts serving terms in the State prisons, and many persons under sentence of death, rested often- times with you. It was upon your judgment that the Governors acted in nine cases out of ten. It was for you to examine petitions for pardon or commutation of sentent and make reports to the Governors. You had an opportunity to do much good or evil. You had an opportunity to basely deceive ‘the Governor | who placed reliance upon you, We charge no wrong- | doing against you. If your conscience is clear upon those matters then you may rest easy. You were un- civil, that we know, and Governor Cleveland had a Jistressing experience with you when he was merely Mayor of Buifalo, Take the advice of Tux Jepar, Mr. Miggael, and be silent. Ax esteemed lady was prevented from joining a secret society by ber Imaband telling her that ehe would have to walk a two-inch plank @ la ballet, tarn | a back somersault off n floar-barrel, hang from the gas-fixtures by her heel, sing ‘+ Grandfather's Clock backwards to the alr of Mary's Gone With a Coon, four times in North American Indian, and kiss im ten times. She is now certain ber husband has been prevaricating with the trath. A qvoxpaw Beanborough bank cashier is now a hotel porter in New York, says an exchange. We give this information, so that guests can properly watch their baggage. ace of Mayor Grace. You will tind that nearly all of THE JUDGE. A vorss lady has written the Lord's p the diameter of an ordinary le 5 itis a0 neatly done that it may be read with the naked eye. This is very convenient for the worshipers, as the trouble of carrying a microscope or any style of magnifying glass to church with them, to help in deciphering the prayers, often deters many good people from attending divine worship. rayer inside A Puitape rita editor, on the witness stand, recent- | ly said a certain man couldnt forcibly eject him from his honse if he (the editor) «* were forty thousand yea older and crippled, and decrepit.” It is not of Philadelphia editor reaches such ana though his paper does he is generally a ced nd when be crippled and decrepid.” ay indicate otherwise, I'm monarch of My night there's IL T survey; to disputet this is the home you have made, you treat your wife like a brute, SEVERAL persons are under indictment for infringing the Goodyear Vulcanite Rubber Patent. They are dentists, not beef butchers. The latter are permitted to infringe the patent with impunity. A Bostos man found himself in jail on the day he was to have been married, He took his sitaation very calmly and philosophically. He said he would have lost bis liberty anyhow. Dirrtett Job: Sweeping the horizon with a glass. Jav Govtn’s signatare is described as an early En- scrawl. A sort of Mary Aun styleof chirography, we suppose. Gnowtxo Arizona towns rejoice in the names of You Bet, Total Wreck, and Bob-Tail, and many of the citi- | zens are bob-tailed, total wrecks, you bet! | Tue smallest country newspaper is worth more to its subscriber in one month than its price for a year, and than many does more for its neighborhood for nothin: a high official Circular, Trae, tern his toe last Saturday. —Miss Sykes’ maltese cat dropped a litter of four kittens last Thursday. The editor returus his thanks for the one which was presented to him. wants to know if “golblasted iglish? Better ask Prof. Dana of A. CORRESPONDENT dum fool” is good the Sun. Tue Irate rural subseriber who went into the editor's office to see about something that appeared in the pa- per felt very much put oat about five minutes after- wards, Sue: “You may be sure, Augustus, that I have my faulta.”” He: “Certainly, of course.” Sue: “Bat which one have you found out?” Some men are known by the company they decline to keep. How to do a good deed: Help tt dow shntter to a coat of paint. Sorry compliment that of tbe young lady at the ball who called her beau an Indian because he was all the time on her trail. dilapidated win- Tne acme of human wisdom: when to hold your ton: To know how and Or all the men in the world, never ask your milk man to ‘chalk it up.” Never judge a man by bis umbrella. taken somebody else’s—by mistake. He may have A aneat many current rumors turn out to be only gooseberries, after all. A wrstery editor threatens to cremate Jay Gould, With all our heart, kind sir,—with all our heart | Tur, father of a family cedents of a cand on inquiry into the ante. | late for the hand of his daughter, red to know if the young 1 family was an ele- h times,” the | senuous answer. vated prompt and in was Dow How not to do it Tue German government pork, will find out they have Vs plig by the it doesn't make much dyference which im excluding American tthe wr NpUCTOR, is it permitted for persons to spit on | the floor!” ly demanded a female passes “Yes, ma’ ly responded the meek official; | + spit where you like, ma‘ain, | Atieater curtain is called a cause, when it doc audience drop curtain” be- drop, most of the male roy out to take hers of a drop themselves Ope (Now PAID) TO A BOOKsELLE Seite and read (for thou canst read) the lay Meet for wsthetic eb For many a Look sees | A ett rges in thy care, int that not pay,” 38 on your counter there. — | wastes Its sw Ove of the most difficult stand Is, how a person who dill his opinions but iu his p honest and sincere as we s of life = from us not only in to under- ciples, may perbaps be as "| Yrs," remarked the philosopher, “the moon is far more useful than the sun, because the un is to be seen only in the day-time, when one doean’t require its t, while the moon comes when it is wanted. me the night.” on said the r: large to travel on a half-ticket,” road conductor to an ec “y she replied; chased the ticks nic mother of at this moment,” bat be was much smaller when I pur- possibly so, jus “Or say, Moike, phawt the divil des thim letthars mane thare at the tail o' me name! eagerly inquired one Irishman of another, as he pointed to the letters, Sr, senior, affixed to his name on a letter he had just got out of the post-office. It manes sucker, av coorse,” responded the party rrogated. The last seen of the Grst Irishman be was forcibly try- | to yank by the neck three hundred pounds of a postmaster out through a four-by-six lette aperture in the post-office. Mis young man who through the tong, sicetteri days of summer treated his lady Friends to (ce crea cout oda water, and WAD— Bul tt {sno use crying spouted ulsters. comicbooks.com