Judge — January 27, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. A PROPHETIC HISTORY. A wascvtive dainty was Freddie, Was Freddie, was Freddie ly . ready, aye, ready, ) always ready, hance His fame By playing up sweet toa *leldy." hance Kind fortune at length sent him Lily, Mis Lily, his Lily Their friendship grew daily until be Until he, antil he and mark Hecame the For every pen-shark To fire at, will he or nill be. Now Lil was the lass to endeavor, Endeavor, E he the connection should a” To shake from this * All superfluous cash, N = S SS And then him forever, SS S NS Her plan was worked out to ne Y ZB Perfection, perf Doje 5 y And Lil skipped | L rou . A Maidenly Fable. | Tur gas was lighted. A pretty moth flew into the | open window and circled around it, It was attracted by the light. This is not an unusual occurrence. It | circled and circleat around it, Preseatly it flew over the ghtly scorched, It kept on circling “0h, inva, ain't he thin—just for all the wear » the flan al. Then it tlew off nl to the light. The This t ain. F Then it retary nto the bl | and it tost dropped int and the pr led Life has just come am Ito | than its present speed, bodies at the equator would no | lose their gravity and be flung otf. Happy Thought: » | If we could only mana t may be | to make up an exe * | then induce Me —how $ wings were badly bi fy. Then with 4, being serious gentlemen wale it | art, science, religion, and a few other thi ar with anda tizz | doubt fan sold scriptural truism, «Int party to the equator, and Terra to pat on en power very troublesome problem might be satisfactorily solved wo et some of our politicians ete., and extract whal ion that “the good die firs! y as autumn husks are 1 shoes and tinwat was with This fat 8 the concli y with c press and two weeks’ vacation at the sea- | for wrappir du't monkey around grass widders or inno- | —— cent looking “sweet-sixteens” tov mach, astentoone | Tuk babe is the mother's anchor,” pathetically ob- | ANOSH the latest of industries is the they will ive him the worst t ot his life, when he | serves a religious weekly, Hence it follows, we sup. | artificial eyes for horses | asks to go West with him and grow up with the that the mother ist 's spanker as well, | like the original that eve Mew. for our temperance frends: A New York es- | present are basket uine from the imi ators to the waste A cosvieTen felon was condemned to imprisonment ant labor for life, On the isoner if he had anything to latter, would your honor kindly al- ates before procewing to business f | desirable contributions just at not the wherewithal to fil them, vertises that its patrons will be most | Anybody disposed to do us a real favor will send alot assing: the sente tablishment ubriously responded rally treated —with, the basket first, We will consider th after. "We wonder tow me matter of filling, ng time: We: often hear of “pictures restore! ame artists can do as much for a fost um Most m b fl to find among the former o sit on an egy without getting mad over It ASAT. CHaEGE als samen only they Who can, ore philosophical than hens and yet it is bores: Av 1 lying, out-Dorsey Dorsey, don’t seem to realize it — Narerat choice: When the small boy takes the big- t plece of pie on the plate. Macnerii must have been nixed uy real estate transaction, el “To know my n some crooked can we account for his ud “twere best not know Att the Hotel rniverous persons v Veal, of cont Warstxe to base ball players: An an , actually put out hi ing Paris put « may bec station on the line, death the di tors the stokers of the train, has undertaken to in Heronr of impertinence: Poking fan at the Was! ton M ‘ach year is a tination, and the doe. eur, whi | recently practi hand. — Rov, Robert Coll Wane: to flad a mint of money: At Philadetphia, ‘Tus, Rev; Robert: Cony ract | Pay as you go,” may be all very etl, but 4f the his hearers “How to be yo by.” We | rate was universally adopted we fear some mea | yyey wonderful in ent Arthur ame is Young (a not non one), and you wouldn't go very far. tends doing abont 80 should happen to live years, the problem is not | bi diMleult, we should say, | Covnrsure bas a very moltifying influence on young | Ir is a base and wicked slan It subdues their “loudness,” $0 to speak that. when out walking, she Is] Sain he: “Let's be one": especially If the old folks happen to be in the ng | forced to keep straight on until she finds a public | one?” room. square large enough to "bout ship in. = en pests “Tu time has been when brains were out the How to get liquor out of a bottle witho: When a Paterson man tells you | would die, and there an end.” But now they usu cork: Push the cork in, of course, (B.C. 485.) him to Congress, on the feet of a — peopl id she: “Which wh comicbooks.com