Judge — January 20, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Fable of the Good Dog over men who lived in house ch other on One of th ofa gruff, uninviting disposition, who atter the street. dogs was a large mastit! strietly to business and was the terror of the neighborhood, and of his owner. The other dog was a I rier, of no warthly use, full of 4 tle tricks, and ‘8 maid teat other and pedestrian rked at every passin was also tho pride of the sister, One night the little skye-terrier slipped out of the sentlemal house aml came over into the back yanl, where the big mastif was on duty, and after saying: * good vroceeded as follows: ‘Let us both take a litle ramble this beawbfal starry might. [know where there are a lot of nice fresh bones, and we can go and get them and have a nice little lunch at 12 o'clock.” “No,” sald the big. wateb-dog, “1 have other busi- ness to attend to, [understand that there Isa gang ‘Cburglars who will Ury to crack sume of the houses n this neighborhood to-night, and it is my duty to cl my master's property.” x,” answered nd get the bones.” main on guard and Ob, pr skye-terrier, “le perty and No," replied t Tsball stick to my post of daty, You area wicked little puppy to try and en tuce me away. [will not go with you the lit after remarking that the mastitT was a big fool and didn't know how to enjoy him went away, found the bones, had a good supper, 8, chased a cat around the block, lar at 4a. M., after a terrie aintan time, Ind time the mastiff stayed on guard, wate ppeared. Ti don't get out ch-dog growled here mighty quick, my teeth into you.” Thereupon, one of the burglars remarked: * This is ty savas unless we get him out of the he'll bite us and rouble.” Therefore the dog. The next morning the little terrier came out early, and found his big friend cold and stiff in the back yard Tuereupon he remarked, with me, he'd had his stomach full of good grub now. and been juat as well this morning as Tam." This fable is intended for little children, to teach them that Sanday-school scholars are just ag apt of scarlet fever as the bad boys, who from school and climb neighbors’ apple-t Now Jersey candidates for the United States n blackberries, but Over in Senatorship a few of mach rather thicker th: ater value with: Prorte who take the cake: The purchaser and the thief. Hist to the adventurous: To be let severely alone— the hind end of the mul » to blazes” is all ot fh ry well; but supposing you can 1 the place. "t see th 4 been Tue man who could point of a Jok Inspection, that the point p off in relation covered, on cl Panties easily accommodated: Those who want for Proresson GoRILt. a announces a new lecture on ‘The Jaw-Bone of an Ass.” » wonder the sh are a loyal people. They in so very, very fond of their ** sovereign,” you know Ciieaco society appears to be very much down, ntry; perhaps, possibly, because she has a its own, ps never lic.” saith the proverb; in proof of see statement of the be came in at 3A. st, and told his inquiring better-tal that it was a quarteriof twelve. “If that big fool had goue otf | How to make som really are: Regard th the opera-slass. 1 look smaller than they m through the reversed end of Lackixa confirm: is out for pantaloons, The rumor that a contra ig David Davis wut anew pair of A ruwateicat ined the f nber of young la pntemporary, the other day, cor + Wanted —A ntlemen, desirous to Apply, ete., ¢ we is about th We hay | notion how the embrace could be effecte rate it coulde’t be returned, advertise sand profession is no aci lowing, ment: | embrace th stag | Well. positively, thes | of all th tee should desire to“ te; tut sin the w indeed, no nd at any for we never knew of a stage possessing arms, although we are quite thoroughly re it has ** wings.” Ivrortast to epicures: An up-town restanrant pro- 3 to send over to Wales for a fresh supply 1 rabbits * his f n actor “makes uy imate c+ » up his mind to ce for a perform. his ing prev- Tur correspondent who writes to inquire what kind are Epsom *Salts,"* ia hereby notified that et hia dose of information on that point in a A wvrr is deserihed as a thing that holds a girls hand This definition is almost correct. nil doesn’t squeeze it, Cottrctor Morrill, of Portla mach improvement in healt Hannibal Hamblin 1s seri Madrid, Me... hi recently, 1 Me. asly thinking of returning to AS evening contemporary announces that “Miss Lezzett” is at all of the hook-stores. Bon pour A /te | Leggett, says Tin Jepar, But bei tall the hook-stores,"* nity climax. at the same time, rather caps the ahi- Mr. Hexry Lanovenere says in “do not agree with Lord Salisbury." Of course b tt Neither did Mea, 1: ree with Mrs In fact the Laboncheres don't appear e with anybody Landon Tred Langtry. poneh Ove step beyond a step f + A step-mother. \ . . = —— 2 “T5918 StocT PARTY (10 friend srha has come daien fur a bang ke a littie strom hy that tine dinner will Le on the table” (We or thin party's pet aversion shown so | Tur, most valueless gift of all: Givin away Jenar Tor was the natu to cll RGER, says Adam was a fool: al parent of Judge T. Wou mb the genealogical tree any bigher? And Adain dit be wise Prnsowat. mention: Mr. Wiszina yesterday visited his wig-maker for a change of hair | | A siiarr Made (among newspaper writers): The | editor of the Lancet. A aoop run: Run of luck. | Prrrect cure (for the blues): Tir Jepar. | Wansixa to newly made parents: Look out for | j A tarmee |. Tshan’t honor my fotber mother any longer, liecause the bible says, *Honot | father and thy mother, that the days may be long." | this has been want to try ita: a dreadfal lon, that Ton A REPORT on congressiona the pre alters reads: * J on tobacco, (fre ticat), whisky and civil service reform, the took up the army bill” Very think, apropos we A mio cotton suit withdrawn, Without re saysa d refers toa six-footer, when he x chamber. ets out Of his robe de |. Av elderly 1 sia owns the original mana script of * Home Sweet Home,” written by John How | ard Payne, She has been offered a fabulous price for it | Without inflating ours will casually mention that we have a number of original cript copies of ** Snow ular national poetical effasi them at a pr actly determined w for old paper. 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